/smg/ - Stock Market General

A toast to crabs edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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last10k.com/sec-filings/refr/0001493152-20-007022.htm
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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FUCK PEDOPHILES

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last10k.com/sec-filings/refr/0001493152-20-007022.htm

REFR to the moon

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>tfw GF finds this /ck/ fagg0t "not even ugly"

also buy ETH

damn I can't imagine being short and left-handed
I can't imagine letting someone short and left-handed be around children
ew

>Tel Aviv

The only trade I made today was an RTX purchase and I'm 100% long

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>Anglosphere peak hours
>Thread drown in tranny and anime images
What exactly makes the angloid and their "culture" so "different" from normal human europeans?

I lost so much fucking money today, bros. What’s a stock that can give me 100% gains in under a week like KOS. I’ll await responses as I drink the pain away.

>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Greatest debt crisis in history
>Greatest unemployment in history
>Largest stimulus in history
>Stocks almost all time high
*sips*

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Another user said selling covered calls on high dividend stocks is a bad idea, because they may get called away early. But in the case of a covered call that I purchased well below the strike, I and having trouble figuring out why I should be that bothered?

I am retarded and I don't usually care about divvies. I'm trying to wrap my head around why this is so bad. The worst the buyer of my option can ever do to me is force me to sell to them at profit.

Could ask the same with ausies and shitposting.

TVIX. Ride or die, bitch. I'm letting you on board. pick or stay on the side walk.

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I had fat gains from CCL CZR and CNK

Tvix fucked me today. On to Monday.

Grats to the guy who was shilling CHK.

>ausies
Protip "mate", aussies are a part of the anglosphere too. The anglosphere is basically on the clock from midnight europe to lunchtime europe. East coast goes to sleep, west coast awakens. West coast gets sleepy, aussies take over.
It's a neverending shitshow with those faggots.

Who /tankerchad/ here?

today was nothing. It will go up and down 20% regularly with volatility like this.

But if you buy TVIX and have a strong hand, you will have bought the top of the clown market.

witness my plan, brotha

the vix hasn't been this high since '08.

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Please tell me you got in with the smart people 2+ weeks ago and are not just chasing after the fact like a dumbass

this is my first time on /smg/ on weekends, what does these threads usually do when theres no market open

LK

Who the fuck is buying TSLA? None of the investment banks or hedge managers are

Bought shares for HLX. Is it good anons? Im new to the stock market so help a brainlet out please

>he fell for the Russia hoax trade war impeachment African swine flu Iranian missile strike WW3 national deficit rate hike rate cut airborne aids chink flu oil price war debt crisis health crisis economic recession depression oil crisis unemployment crisis inject bleach meme

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So, it's like a shitty version of the British Empire? The sun never sets on it?

The only trade I made today was an RTX purchase and I'm 100% long

I looked at tankers two weeks ago but assumed if you guys were already doing it we were already in the hype phase but apparently I underestimated you

Meet me irl so I can beat the living fuck out of you.

MRO - Before the virus and shit this was at $12 - 14 a pop. With the high being 18 bucks. It's now at under 5. Seems like an easy play; bag it now and wait for winter to come in 8 - 9 more months. Think of all the Gas and Oil getting sucked out along with a higher stock price. I've got 748 shares already, if this should dip even more, hell I'll buy more.

Pretty much. Only this time, the sun never stops shitting on everyone and then feel superior about their shitting..

90% people covering shorts and 10% elon diehards, just enough to keep causing short squeezes

The anglosphere is literally just the former empire and America dummy, which is why pajeets shitpost in English too

stop fighting it bobos

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has there been a study yet on why aussies are fucking turbo autistic spastics online

>I want 100% GAINS in 1 WEEK
>Tell me how
This is the problem with you millennial faggots. Zero attention span or patience, go long or get fucked like the gambling speculator you are.

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>haha its just banter m8

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>mfw I enter the tech market this dec

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The icing on the cake is that they're going to pay the divvy during all this shit. Which for me is 37.4 more a quarter. That's 7.48 more shares each time asumming the price per share stays at 5

Why wait so long

>hurr durr go long

Who the fuck has time for that, you utter faggot? Time is money. I’m not going to wait 10 years to double my portfolio. I’d rather play balls to wall and double my portfolio as soon as possible then wait on my normalfag simp ass. The stock market is basically a crypto market now, and you best start treating it as such. Imagine unironically not profiting off this crab market. Fuck you.

Couple things I do;

-If you get assigned on that covered call you flip that money into a cash covered put immediately.

-Have a healthy stable of divvy stocks you rotate through, sell covered calls on the stocks you think are least likely to moon and never have an expiry date close to an ex dividend date

-never sell a covered call with a strike below your cost basis

Don’t sweat the equity value of the portfolio, look at cash flow from divvies and premium.

will new york's economy ever recover or is it on track to become detroit 2.0

>that notification when a stock you already sold pays you a dividend

It’s like when an ex sends you sexy pics to try and get you to miss her. Pretty good feel.

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Detroit is going to be the next big gentrified city. Long Detroit

Bobos are gong to get slaughtered next week.

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Gee I dunno... was Detroit the financial capital of continental North America? That would make it totally comparable.

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Should i buy into MRO or am I too late

Why is the black population now 100%?

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Still plenty of upside left to tap, your getting in at the bottom still.

Are you still bagholding from 2000 when it was above $25?

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detroit had strong kangz

>10 years
>I don't have the time so lemme piss away my pathetic savings speculating
>I'll have my big break I just know it
Whatever nigger have fun losing.

It was the industrial capital, if finance falls the way industry did New York will be an utter fucking ghetto

someone tell me how to short this pile of cow dung

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lords i hope piece of shit zoom continues to dump monday it would change my life

what about the vibrant NYC nightlife? The parades, the NYE party?

Also, how will the finance sector fail if the government comes through with $2000/month helicopter money? Isn't it very bullish for banks?

Improve.

Zoomers like this are fucked in the head.

timing is important

>zoomer

I’m a millennial who is trying to break away from the shackles of wagecuckery.