Cramer has a literal oil pump and dump scheme on live air. Complete with illogical barely English speaking scum. Might as well be Chainlink at this point.
James Davis
She looks like the one type of gal who'd put your dick in a prison and nuke your balls if you complain. Just the type of chick i love.
James Walker
Your time horizon is measured in years or decades, right anons?
>USA: probably hitting a new daily case record today in the states >USA: Most daily deaths yesterday (John Hopkins) >Spain: Most cases since peak times 3+ weeks ago >World: most daily new cases record coming today
when are people gonna stop talking about the damn virus. they use that as an excuse. It's the 08 bubble, irresponsible businesses, and buybacks. The virus isn't shit when any sizable portion of businesses and people can't manage 3 fucking weeks without working. Don't take the news or narrative seriously. this was bound to happen and the virus is what they'll blame. we could open up shop tomorrow - let's assume it's literally just the flu and washington is in bed with hospitals to embezzel cash in every direction - and prices could still move down. we have a huge space below us, the virus isn't driving the drop.
I can't wait to leave society behind and live in the woods and homeless the rest of my life. I thought about it and there is literally nothing for me on this earth
I literally can't get hard lol women belong in the ground after being tortured anyway.
lol gay
Lucas Diaz
I did that escort life for a bit where I bought escorts during my travels after the crupto bull run. Barcelona, New York, LA, etc you know cheap ones are as good as the expensive ones but there are just as many trash escorts at the 500+ USD/hr levels
Nolan Nelson
Do I have to buy the stock first in order to trade options?
No, but whether you buy first (or short first) changes your outcomes. However, given you are even asking this question, you are really far from being ready to actually trade options. If you were to do that at your current level of understanding, you'd lose several times your net worth overnight easily.
Overall I've done better on the medium term modest risk kinda stocks over the past five years. Short term medium risk has a wider spread and sometimes lesser average gain over a period of years. The big wins are very exciting to get but the losses add up even if you're careful not to baghold these risky trades.
>when your stomach pops above the waterline & you instantly go from hot to gross...
Joseph Sanchez
Gosh bros, how good it feels to be a BVLL. Plebbit is exploding with retarded bears losing 90% of their money because they swear by everything the hoax virus will crash the economy. They swear that this literal 10 times less lethal the the flu meager chink virus will cause the apocalypse because some balding 35 year old panicking basedboy got 100k upvotes on plebbit with a ridiculously large text urging that everyone not taking the chink virus is stupid and deserves death.
Even though we made through the black plague. Even though we made through smallpox. Even though we made through WW1, ww2, great depression.
Jerome and the money printer going BRRRRR BRRRR, the biggest priced in dip in the century, soijaks from plebbit buying our bags and panicking. Is this it? The biggest, most profitable golden bull run in our lifetimes?
It’s the perfect opportunity. We are going to print so much fucking money. We are going to make it, boys.
Never bet against america. Never bet against the FED.
Will Boeing pop by like 10-15% at any point next week???
Connor Hernandez
this market is ruining me every time i try to bet against it. do i just go all in on SPXL and UDOW at this point? and slow start converting the gains into blue chip companies like MSFT? im getting destroyed betting on red days with 3x ETFs and TVIX
it usually closes red because everyone is too scared of weekend news taht could happen and they dont want to hold over weekend. so i dont know i guess this means everyone is fine with the market now and expects a full recovery
Nathan Robinson
Friendly Reminder:
The next leg down is approaching. The last time the VIX was this high was '08
You know, all jokes aside, a dead Kim would be a very serious shakeup for the market. Either his sister, whom is known as militant anti-west (unlike her brother who loved the west) hardass will take command, leading the world into further uncertainty, or some military junta faggots will, also leading to more uncertainty. It's almost ironic that fat boy Kim J. is the best stabilizer as he seeks to find compromise with the west unlike his predecesors and possible heirs. Guess that's what a western education gives.
Aiden Brooks
It’s too far past the bottom to buy in. Sorry you missed it bro.
Brandon Butler
it's strange. Going into the weekend with "confidence" is new. the move up looked shaky to me.
Wait if you're losing money over BILI at the current price level then you literally just brought the top
Benjamin King
this when i saw the plump i went from chub to rock
Parker Robinson
Don't short either, you'll get in trouble because of the margin at best. You're too new for these things. Spend a week learning the proper concepts and strategy, double check that you understand the things right (you can ask here for this, for real), and then go to town (and as usual make sure to properly manage risk).
Ryder Fisher
>Greatest oil crisis in history >Greatest debt crisis in history >Greatest unemployment in history >Largest stimulus in history >Stocks almost all time high *sips*
all of them will be higher at the end of the year by 40-100% >KTOS is the future of air combat with the loyal wingman program >NET has like 85% gross margin >BAM is BAM >RTX is bankruptcy proof because of their military division but has huge airline recovery upside from Pratt and Collins >DOW has oil as a feedstock, imagine your main input having negative cost, holy shit >CARR was criminally undervalued a week ago and is still a good deal, price target ~$20 @ 4% divvies
Brayden Jones
Doubtful, but I'm bullish on them long term. Industry outsiders give too much weight to the 737max problem. The real money is in wide body aircraft, 787s, 777s, A330's, A350s, etc. Jumbos are dead however.
Conditions are completely different from 2008. Expecting a dump is folly at this point unless things get worse and it looks like reopening is starting across the country next friday.
Samuel Campbell
tbf Boeing is a terrible company with terrible management that the market has decided must go up forever
the market is under no obligation to do what makes sense
Luke Harris
what is happening here.
Jeremiah Thompson
Get a job wage slave then buy a cabin pussy
Brayden Morales
yeah we know the problem is timing this fucking shit before going bankrupt
Aaron Rivera
good on you if you can make a bunch of money off this bull run but please don't pretend there is a fundamental basis for an increase here
Luis Carter
Only boomers would sit on them for years hoping for 100% recovery. Meanwhile they’ll be shit for a long time as the airlines are dead. Go for other stocks and just swing trade for cash.
Carson Richardson
desu just momentum fomo into moon missions and set your stop losses appropriately and I think we'll all make off like bandits.
Blake Phillips
Yas Forums is full of degens that have melted their brains and dick brains with tranny porn