The first time in history where unemployment benefits are so good I'd be making more unemployed than I ever have having...

>the first time in history where unemployment benefits are so good I'd be making more unemployed than I ever have having a wagecuck
>I can't get fired for the fucking life of me

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How do I get fired without getting fired in a way that makes me uneligible for unemployment

my gf is kinda like this, but she is pretty cute and lifts
did I win

Evidently not.

why not

holy shit if only women like that actually existed I would sell all my linkies for such a creature (well maybe not all)

why does OP so often post infinitely more interesting pics? it’s on purpose isnt it, you dont really want bizness. that female is perfection if i could snag a virgin version

they do and they'll be less turned on if you sell anything for them

in case it's not clear, OP's picture is making fun of women like that. it's basically gender reversed simp. and feminists literally want to kill them. but yeah I kinda see why it would appeal to males...

oh it’s clear, but it’d be nice to have a cute femoid break the mold to get me free shit and care about me, i would even actually appreciate it instead of dragging them on