/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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This market wants to pump, I wish all these old faggots would stop worrying so much about the nearly non-deadly nothingburger virus.

Reminder that we are all here for the long run boys

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crab more like do something

Let's say right here right now we can determine that the bottom will be reached in 2021 April. So you have 365 of a decline with random spurs of increase.
What can you invest in to still make money? No shorting!
Bonds?
REIT'S?
TIPS?

It's not the virus. It's the economic crater we've made by closing everything down.

Who here thinks the market will start really dropping again

And when?

Im looking at sdow

OP you fucking retard there's already a thread open.

USE THE CATALOGE NEWFAGGOT

Literally any second

this

I hate this shit so much open the world up

I think the market will drop again because we're hitting ATH on a lot of companies despite record bad earnings.

I'm in on TVIX but that's a gamble. If we actually do have a 2nd leg down, it should go like 3x-4x its current price before crashing back down

I know what you mean (the big long)

Reminder that it's a mistake to hold equity over this weekend.

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First of the retail collapses coming soon

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is any of the top 7 s&p 500 companies report bad earnings

>all those people on Robinhood buying USO thinking it tracks oil directly
They're all going to get fucked over, aren't they?

Yes.

UPRO should be the next big meme ETF after our next leg down

Nice...

What is she thinking?

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Hmm what is the non 3x leveraged DOW short?

These Bobo paypigs best have my fukin cash lest OP pic portends imminent relevance. Don't make me wanna raise the PIMP HAND
Protip: if you're so poor that top number is aspirational for you, google theta gang. Thank me later

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what is even predictable in the market? a bunch of earnings are coming up, they should all be bad right? logically they should go down so it should be free money to short them before earnings, right?

i just want a strategy that makes sense, im sick of this "it should go in this direction, BUT IT GOES THE OTHER DIRECTION FOR NO REASON BECAUSE LMAOOOOOOO"

just short the DJI etf

that she should inject him with bleach to test the cure

to ruin such a beautiful asian girl

Thanks to a random user on Yas Forums a few days ago who kept explaining what USO actually was probely saved me $200

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"how can i make it clear i'm completely demented"

TRUMP/BIDEN 2020
MAKE ALZHEIMER'S GREAT AGAIN

look into UPRO after the next big drop

Is next week bloody? Something doesn't feel right

EOD pump incoming

I feel like it’s going to crash again and got my eyes on sdow and tvix

Just use SH. The practical difference between shorting the Dow and the S&P is nill

TVIX hurts to hold. It's like it's a big ball of glue with knives sticking out. But it's worth it if I actually time it right.

>the more actual revenue one of my holds reports the worse its doing
*honk honk*

Nearly up YOY.

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Toilet paper futures.

What does smg think of longing upro and tmf?

Nobody knows at this point

revenue isn't always the end all be all. How is the profit margin?

My mind has been forged in the crucible of CRAB.

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earnings bad because of fluke. not too bad though. would obviously be better without a fluke. and next will be even better.
so why would you sell shares at a loss, especially if you're in it for the very long run??
this crash was started by retards, then taken advantage of by giga algos who bought the dump (your panic sold shares), now they pump again before repeating.
very easy for them

every positive news headline about opening up the economy is gonna cause a mini boom until we're fully open and SPY goes to ATH, the only uncertainty I have is whether there's going to be a big dip beforehand

Digital Realty or Equinix?

net income ? cashflow from operations?

I don't want to short on margin, there's no inverses?

I'd short desu honestly user I'd be scared to hold almost anything over the weekend feels like a bird watching its eggs from a different branch in a storm. Its just to nerve wracking even despite the possible profits

Reminder to never sell if you are in the red, you made a choice and you better stick with it.
Ride that bitch to 0 because its better than admitting defeat.

Where are my /bag/ bros at? What are you holding?

Simp

>What does smg think of longing upro and tmf?
Literal chadfolio. Nothing beats buying a big dip with leverage

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>Two threads
ONE job

she ruined herself and made a fool of her dad who had to buy the rights of ownership from Facial Abuse and attempt to scrub it from the internet through DMCA requests

*** BREAKING ***

FED to raise the rates by 0.25% next week

*** BREAKING ***

LOL

Hahahaha could you imagine if that was true

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I'm gonna say it

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ELON QUICK. LOAD UP AS MANY LOANS AS POSSIBLE.

>tfw he wont grab my pussy

[citation needed]

Not so fast user i'd agree with you from the aspect of just causing a boom but if we look long term at how many people think it was a stupid idea to open their state.
>Be in kentucky
>protest the government for making everyone go inside to stop a "not important virus"
>Kentucky has highest infection increase
Its all about if the do it sooner rather than later and the later the better

MPC has been crabbing hard for almost a month now, weird.

Can someone post their loaded portfolio to trick some rich china girl that it's mine?
>She sent me this

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PUMP TIME

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P U M P

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The official Yas Forums discord server is discord gg 2hc3gS6
We will interview chainlink founder Sergey Nazarov this week.
jeh

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>SPY 15 minute
What's this pattern called?

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>chainlink
>anime girl
>discord

no thanks, no thanks, no thanks

buh-mother fucking-ased
gotchu bruv

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Added the link to the filter.
Go kill yourself.

KY dude here as well. God I'm so glad Andy won. Can you imagine the shit show if Beven was still in office?

AHEM

*raises glass*

N-

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All markets are moving up together. I think pump into close and up next week.

Or be like Sweden and Germany and just open up the economy. There are enough ventilators in America. This shutdown is gay and zoomers will pay for it.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YORU FREN

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lmao the S&P would go to 1800

hello? Based department?

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We saw that huge red candle in like 1 min that erased the entire day of gains yesterday

I don't believe the pump. That doesn't just happen unless big boys are afraid and getting out.

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Long tail on the 5 min chart says CRAB.

Infinite QE and bailouts will do far greater damage to zoomers than the shutdown ever will

Sexy fucking hapa. Wife material.

what dividend stock is best to buy RIGHT NOW AT THIS VERY SECOND

Great economy, Drumpf Tards

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>*AHEM*
Fed lowers the interest rate to -1% next week.

>there are people with their life savings in this shitcoin-tier market
Niggas will look at SPY doing this for two weeks straight and be like "yeah, I think it's time to go back in"

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I just saw a trillion dollars fly over my house

MEOW MEOWERS

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>Infinite QE and bailouts will do far greater damage to zoomers than the shutdown ever will
Why are we doing QE and bailouts? Probably because we’re shut down. Being shutdown is ruining the economy. There are no benefits to the shutdown. It is only stretching out fatalities. The total dead from the chink flu will not be reduced.

Hilary would've done nothing and kept open borders while saying what an amazing humanitarian she is for taking in the refugees infected with coronavirus.

thats not true, mike pence said we saved lives

Yh bro looks good
Come on where my rich oil or tech bros at post your portfolios

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There was already flying 5 trillion. What's other few trillions? Oh no zoomers have slightly more inflation. The horror!

GILD will hit $106 next friday on ER and results from the US study.

kek, rich daddy tried to scrub all videos of his girl from the net. utter fail, I still bagged all 3 last night with ease. which is saying a lot since one video is damn near 10 years old now.