/smg/ - Stock Market General:

Happy Crab Day Edition

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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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Previously on /smg/:

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Anyone else here a complete oil chad?
Can’t wait to have a 70% return by august.

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Give it to me straight bros. Am I gonna get assigned today? I can't afford this shit

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how long will this resistance last?

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i held MRO HAL and XOM for a bit but cashed them all out for gains before the dumps of last week from th oil war

just buy to close, its $75 lmao

**Support

during a crab market we ask crab market questions:

how often should I change my transmission fluid?

I feel like when I get to 80k miles I should start thinking about it right?

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what the heck is giving the markets their green? all my stocks are red right now including my inverse ETFs like SPXS and TVIX.

I want to but I'm a pussy and can't bring my mind round to see that this will carry on going up

I was holding other oil stocks before last weeks crash
I sold them for a profit, switched over to HAL & MRO when they were low, also picked up oil tanker stocks, and picked up Apache today. I have a gut feeling about Apache

do women this hot ever get married to someone or do they just burn through chads while living the independent life? what do you need to attain this level of woman? she looks supermodel tier

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they marry chads with lots of money

USO please...

they fuck Chads until they either marry a rich beta or they marry a Chad who's body count is somehow higher than hers and is cool with marrying her

i might jump back into one, maybe XOM because too big to fail is a good thing right? then again MRO could always get acquired and moon on value

Thread already up, save this one

GILD will hit $106 on earnings and US clinical trial data released next week. Screenshot this post.

Stop projecting your ideals on a woman. She wants a Chad to claim her and settle down with her, not to run through 100 cocks. She already knows she can do that by virtue of being a hot woman alone.

I've got 748 shares of MRO. I'm sitting back just waiting for winter. $12 - 13 a share is not unrealistic by then.

I'm up 1.3% at the moment. You're probably in a lot of weird stuff

fuck i need to build my money pile to provide valuable resources for a nesting supermodel

Most of the type of people who've lost their jobs are not the type of people who buy stocks. A lot of retail investors are still employed, receiving Trump bux, and see a buying opportunity.

sounds like you’re projecting your ideals

good man

I have many motivations to get rich but that's gotta be top 2

Idk I’ve been holding XOM for a long time now & that shit has gone absolutely no where. Stays between $42-45 & it’s pretty fucking annoying, compared to me other stocks that have been making me a ton of money

The market is running out of steam. Just be patient.

FYI, 2 cups or cup and handle on the 30min, 1hr and 5hr charts.

No I've actually experienced and observed women. My ideal is to fuck through girls and assert myself as a champion of male virility.

yea but can chads even keep women this hot? maybe im just jaded but i see all the hollywood elites marrying top tier ass and divorcing just as fast. when you got 2 people that hot someone is always going to start fucking a side piece. even if you are a 10/10 chad your 10/10 supermodel is going to get hit on daily, every single male she comes in contact with will make passes at her, eventually someone just as chad as you will come along and wet his dick. is that too pessimistic? i kind of feel like a 7 or 8/10 is the sweetspot for relationship stability and looks. hot enough to enjoy but not hot enough to require constant micromanagement

Exactly this. Volume is already dead. Cannot stay above 2800. The market will be hit by reality very soon.

Please just reopen the states and you will see that nothing is going back to normal and 1 / 5 will stay unemployed. Just for the sake of doom.

Remember to link new threads to old ones. Will go on standby.

cuomo sounds fucking depressed that even with their pumping they can't get NYC numbers to go up

>yea but can chads even keep women this hot?
If she has no other options, then yes. If there is a better looking, more wealthy, and more charismatic chad then no. It's called hypergamy.

Men typically marry down, women marry up.

I’m only in OXY but I’m up 15% on it

Male hotness isn't just about being attractive, it's about being powerful. Do powerful men keep the women as they please? Yes. Yes they do. Women are hypergamic, a woman's goal is to find a man she considers higher status than her and then cling for dear life.

are they still paying dividends or did they put a stop to that?

>hypergamic
Funny way to spell whore

Literally the main purpose of getting rich.

Whores have broken brains that need a constant stream of new dicks to keep their ego up and validated. Well adjusted women aren't like this, there's only two kinds of women in the world: those who've had 10 or less partners and those who've had 100

Wouldn't that be leaving a legacy for your children rather than simping for a hot chick? Steve Jobs is an ultracuck for leaving all of his money to his ex-wife (who is now fucking another man).

Boning a hot chick is an investment in your children. Hot kids are more successful

>BA below 130

Glad I sold after the flash crash

This guy is right. Most hot women (like around 8's) know their hot and don't feel the need to sleep around.

It's the 6's and low 7's that ride the cock carousel.

High 9's are just batshit.

The general rule: ALWAYS date somebody uglier and less intelligent then yourself.
>If you want an equal marry a dude

Rolled the 62. Fuck it, free money from bobo paypigs. I love optionarinos

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Women's instincts tell them to whore around until their late 20s, then the nesting instinct kicks in. If you're rich enough you can lock a younger one down through sheer lack of competition, but you won't be safe until she starts to nest. You can have kids before then but that's not going to keep her around since rich people don't care for their own kids anyway.

Hot chicks like that don't want kids. Mnooch's wife goes around pretending to be an actress and starring in risque softcore films with attractive male leads.

All part of the gene game. Get money so your existence is comfortable and secure, get yourself some top tier breeding stock to make kids with, give your kids the advantages of wealth. That's the true essence human nature.

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