/smg/ - Stock Market General

How are you USOldiers doing?

meat and anime feet

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Plane shitcoin

Time for some milk.

Who is this fat ugly balding albino lard guy

Did they pass the new stimulus bill yet? Maybe that will make stocks moon...

When the volumes low you can make a lotta dough

in 1755 Torren Duffet said "Yo the most scared thing a person can do is nothing, so when nobodys doing anything thats when you make money bro"

If you think Gamestop is legitimate business you're probably a manchild.

cute bun

baggie

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JEROME
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
MNUCHIN
WHERE ARE YOU NIGGERS

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BASED GAHOOLE

>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Greatest debt crisis in history
>Greatest unemployment in history
>Largest stimulus in history
>Stocks almost all time high
*sips*

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Dumb question but when do you not hold on your stocks over the weekend? Isn't it too risky if you can't make moves in those few days

>rdsb call
Well fuck me I am bad at this

What a nice day, lads.

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soon

I'm probably not holding stocks as Q1 earnings come out and don't give a shit if I miss out on a few %. This could be a bloodbath.

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S&P crashes every time Jerome takes a coffee break

LETS GO BOBO

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I JUST WENT ALL IN ON SPY CALLS
STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING

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>he didn't buy TVIX and then a BREVILLE 870XL the proceeds

never gonna make it

Bobo forever

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Give up.

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I be in favor of America. Why the fuck am I losing so much fucking money right now?

Are these guys actually the real deal?

I sold my Amazon stocks at the end of March after holding and watching them crab for a year.

>he sold?

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While JPOW is masturbating in the toilet the fucking stock market is dumping. Get it together.

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My oil stocks are at 1/3rd of their average value wtf r u talking about Willie

Markets can't decide where to go. If it finds a direction it will be violent.

Should I buy AAL?

Someone go check on Reggie and figure out what his deal is

BUY TVIX.
>BUY TVIX.
BUY TVIX.
>BUY TVIX.
BUY TVIX.
>BUY TVIX.
BUY TVIX.
>BUY TVIX.

YESSSSS JEROME TO THE RESCUE

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Hold onto stocks you think go up long term. You’re day trading too much. If a stock you like drops 5% over the weekend not a big deal, you just keep holding it and it’ll recover

Very real user, Rotschild answers to Bodganoffs

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oh shit its already friday

reply to this post with an Apu for good luck

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Q1 earnings are priced in at this point

>buy a stock or option
>it goes the exact opposite of the direction I want, every single time
How to stop being rarted

I hate the weekends

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I don't see a reason to think otherwise.

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No, now is not the time to buy airlines

Fuck America. China is to the World as the US was to the world before WWII
youtube.com/watch?v=-aWJ5p3X-Yo

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no way thats a real person thats actually on biz?

lol welp

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Actually fuck both chinkna and america
They need to nuke each other

There is still a chance to buy $PRGO calls. Nicotine patches are the next hot thing.

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More bullish news, I see! The rally continues!

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How do I achieve the baggie body type?

Most people in Italy and France smoke, yet they have the highest death rate. No one is believing this shit, the French are literally retarded

Is anyone buying draftkings or is this stock a meme?

>primary outcome of death
fewer workers, less overheads, this is bullish.

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so either i lose 8k or gain 100k

sounds like a fair trade to me

link?

RTX BROOOOOS
TDG BROOOOOS
KO BROOOOOOS
AHHHHHHHH

we don't need that anyways, we're going to inject bleach into our lungs and sit outside in the sun to kill the virus

Why the fuck are we not just opening the economy up yet?? At this point the collateral damage from this freeze is way higher than the fucking virus would ever be

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How do I achieve his hairline?

??

why the fuck can't we break above 2800

Why are Oil June futures still above $10?
What fucking retards are keeping the prices propped up?

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trump stop fucking shitposting on here, get on the phone, and tell Jerome to spin the god damn printers already

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Future tranny

td chads, how can i save a series of orders so i can bring it up again with the same conditions instead of entering it manually each time?

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either i lose 8k or win 100k, 50/50 chance because either it will happen or it wont

No

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60 gorillion people unemployed, 50000+ restaurants and hotels shut down probably forever, travel banned, rent and mortgage problems

>priced in to 2019 levels

guys i put half of my life savings into stocks a week ago and i'm down .51%. i was told line goes up...

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Because Trump said we should. He should have told everyone to keep it locked down, that way the media would have portrayed it as racist to keep the lockdown and we’d all be free.

We are flattening the curve. You know, the curve that will come back no matter when things open up whether it be this month or three months from now. The 28 year old nurses on my Facebook page say we need to stay home. Also don't forget to clap and honk at 7pm every night

Imagine the US and China bombing each other to the ground and Europe coming out as the laughing third.

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Ara ara~ little antsy, fraser kun?

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^_^

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cnbc.com/2020/04/24/coronavirus-citing-a-primary-outcome-of-death-researchers-cut-chloroquine-study-short-over-safety-concerns.html

Yes. That part I understood. The missing part is what you're gambling on

>half
god I wish that was me

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Visit Auschwitz

The stock market is a fucking scam. Fuck this Jewish ponzi scheme. It's fraught with manipulation. It should be made illegal. It's fucking degenerate.

Really makes you think

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Going to liquidate and transfer my funds to TD Ameritrade in the next two weeks, kinda terrified that the next leg down begins while I'm waiting for the transfer to clear

And you think Americans are not as retarded as the French?
People are about to stock up on nicotine patches.

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new shitcoin called crude oil

That’s the idea

Hello? Don't you remember June 2019? Terrible life...1/5 was unemployed and the majority couldn't pay rent back then, historical bad earnings Q2 and Q3 2019...

>Red Pill: The Truck edition

Basado

Walking the walk, driving the red pill, making money rain!

Based

>buying before 'the big one'
That -0.51% will be -51%

Just put it into USO, that shit is at an all time low and crab only go up after oil is being used more.

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Ah. I too own USO.

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My tobacco stocks are probably going to dump on this news.

>10yr treasury bond yield - 0,6

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Why