The same people who call everyone “entitled snowflakes” can’t go 2 months without golfing

*BANG*
No. You’re not.

[hand rubbing intensifies]

boomer humor

Oh no, not this (((enlightenment))) era document made by a bunch of satanic Freemasons!

>Satanic

who do you think came up with that rumor? Oh yeah, freemasons are totally the satanist illuminati running the world, of course, couldn't be anyone else wanting to ruin their reputation

I'm sure the founding fathers would have wanted the virus to spread, just because they clearly weren't thinking about the possibility of events like this occurring, because they couldn't have because they were business men and politicians and virology would have been well outside their area of expertise, had it even been considered a field yet or had viruses even been discovered.

>Jews getting mad that a more enlightened cabal of powerful men existed before them and actually created good things rather than being a bunch of usurers and cannibalistic robbers

Freemasons versus likes vs Illuminati va whoever else.

You might as well say crips vs bloods vs mafia vs the cartel. They’re all evil.

Americucks are robbers and usurers

They weren't faggots who cried about 1% of their population dying in a plague. They considered liberty and independence higher values that superseded the threat of death. They would not be happy about the authoritarian state of the USA. It's a cycle that repeats itself with maddening regularity: rights are created by good men, and then slowly pissed away by a progressively more ignorant and fearful population.

Lmao the founders were a bunch of oligarchs who didn’t want to pay taxes. They disenfranchised the vast majority of the country, including white men, after the war. They had no problem sending out the army against the plebs after the war. Lookup shays rebellion.

Andrew Jackson was basically considered a commie because he said every white man should vote.

Look up the whiskey rebellion. The founding fathers were unironically self serving hypocrites.

They didn't have to agree or go along with every little concern by every little group of people in the US. They still did very right to set up the country the way they did and our success is proof of concept. Bickering and infighting is eternal.

i need a haircut too so i'm going to shave my head, what's wrong with these people do they need someone to wipe their asses for them too, are they not capable of being self-sufficient i thought country folks could survive

It's tongue in cheek you autistic monkey

>sent out the army against revolutionary war veterans

Yeah they sound like saints. At least they set a precedent that you’re okay with.

no it isn't they're literally crying because they need their hairdresser

Most of them are smiling retard. One guy doesn't even have hair. Jesus. Did you need someone to post a laugh-track with the picture so you could tell it was a joke?

>our success is proof of concept
Americans have no conception of the breadth or scope of history. Thank god I lived long enough to watch providence make you eat your words now that you've eaten everything else.

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Best description I ever heard of the Revolution was “slave owners fighting to be free”

I’ve gone 8 months without a haircut
Take the hippy pill
I also have thousands invested in technological warfare.

Imagine believing a piece of paper is magic. You have privileges, not rights sweety.

I like you. If you needed me someplace with a rifle, I'd want to help out. [In Minecraft]

In a historical context there has really been an ascent to the top as quick as ours, and certainly not in these unique circumstances. Look at the shitshow every other colonial nation is. We put together a country full of people split 4 ways ethnically and took that team to the top. Be as bitter about it as you want

>i'm not actually a pathetic retard it was just a joke

seethe

Lifespan of USA tracks almost perfectly with other former great powers. We’re on the decline stage now. I know this is a hard concept to believe but America is just a country like everywhere else. It’s not like God buffed every American with +2 everything.

You're not entitled to take away people's rights

Legal system disagrees.

>We're in the decline stage now

Thanks for sharing. I never said otherwise? In fact I mentioned it earlier: we're pissing our rights away. We still have the opportunity to turn it around with a lucky infusion of positive leadership and culture but I'm not banking on it.

Fuck you entitled snowflake

Rights are fundamental, they're not privileges granted by governments. You'll always have the rights, even while they're being violated.

I’m just saying your dickriding of some 1700s 1%ers isn’t grounded in reality. The rights we have were won by common people, not the biggest landholder in Virginia. Founders didn’t even want the average white man votinf, that’s how authoritarian they were.

I can't wait until amerifats destroy themselves so we don't have to have every board on the site spammed with their politics every 2 years

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Don't go on American anime webforums if you hate it so much

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And you're reciting cliché redditor FUD about a group of men who accomplished a miracle in turning a small colonial farmer state into a mega superpower. If you actually read through their thoughts and logic you'll see that they foresaw and effectively mitigated MUCH of what the United States would go through in the coming two centuries. You accuse me of dickriding but refuse to give credit where it is quite obviously due. People don't have to be perfect to be lauded as successes, it's all relative.

The America that the founders envisioned was effectively dead by 1900 you dweeb. You’ve never even read the federalist papers or studied their thoughts. You just regurgitate whatever you see on Hannity.