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retards don't understand that even if the disease kills a lot of people its becauses its extremely infectious so shit tons of people get it at once and 0.1% of them die and not because it has an 11% chance of killing them you utter retards that can't understand statistics edition

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If people start injecting bleach or Lysol, is that good or bad for the stocks of those companies?

>people who didn't get in on the MESO train

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TO KEKY

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Buy the dip, I fucking dare you.

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What should I buy

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woah is that real?

depends how much you inject

>Its crabbing

Yeah its going red today with that much crab at start.

Depends if they benefit from a trump presidency or not since it will be primarily trump voters shooting up bleach.

Cloudflare.

Cannot wait for NIO to get to 4,5 dollars so I can pull out of this and break even.
Fuck that company.

I can't believe that in 2020 I would finally be seeing a cat dance for real.

The capitalist system was well headed for a crash. COVID accelerated that process. Now there will be mass famine, hundreds of millions will get infected with COVID, and die when the second and deadlier variant of the virus develops. Shit will get wild. At the end of next year probably 100+ Million people will die.

LS.DFS;DLFHSADL;FHADS
THESE FUCKING BEARSLKDF;LAKDJF;LADFJ
THEY'RE KILLING ME

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The big short dude yesterday said buy large banks

Bill, you must inject disinfectant.
FOR THE ECONOMY!

Are we gettin fuckin snibbed right now

SQQQ

What do we buy bros?

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Should i not hold NUGT over the weekend?

For me, it’s TMDX.

I already bought NET dummy.

Wondering if a Friday dump would roll over to a Monday dump as well...

NASDAQ is unironically becoming a shitcoin

DID THE ORANGE REALLY SAID TO HIS FANS TO DRINK BLEACH!?

good morning guys, hang on lemme finish my cuppa

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RTX has been bleeding me dry for the past 3 days now, whats the prediction Yas Forums?

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NASDAQ has always been a shitcoin-tier index. It is going to crash and burn soon like it usually does.

it all depends on the last 10 minutes.

just wait, they're going to go lower

>retards don't understand that even if the disease kills a lot of people its becauses its extremely infectious so shit tons of people get it at once and 0.1% of them die and not because it has an 11% chance of killing them you utter retards that can't understand statistics edition
What in the absolute fuck are you talking about it?
The virus has a .3% mortality rate. It's significantly worse than the seasonal flu, but nowhere near the initial 3-4% projections propagated by the WHO.
Many more people have been infected than we previously thought. Testing bears that out.
This is the most competent scientist on the matter.
youtu.be/cwPqmLoZA4s

>we've been in a crab market for 2 weeks now

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unironically going to sub 25 then rocketing back up to 120 later when a new war starts

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even better, they should inject it for faster results!

WERE GOING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND

told them to inject disinfectant and shove UV bulbs up their asses

RTX is a long hold. You should be able to pull out soon if you want to use those funds elsewhere. It has been crabbing for weeks now.

based

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SPY bouncing on 279. Wonder if it'll break soon.

It's a meme stock thats baffling so many people put money into. I'd cut your losses at this point, airline heavy defense corps aren't going to print money anytime soon. Don't listen to the schizos that think WW3 is right around the corner.

That fact is the only reason I'm watching the markets so closely

Whales have been buying Friday at 2:30 for those delicious discounts

I don't know if the remdesivir news has really sunk in yet. Boomers have been asleep at the wheel for the past month (if not longer) now and reacting to news extremely slowly. You might see over the weekend, when the remdesivir story finally makes it into the boomer papers, that it will dump.

no, we haven't

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>oil is overproduced and cheap
>cut back production
>nothing burger virus
>everything opens back up
>suddenly not enough oil
>oil prices spike

why is it a bad idea to hoard cheap crude oil etfs and hold them to the price spike?

I think he was quoting the angriboi in the OP pic

WHAT'S UP NIGGERS
MISS ME?

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if it weren't for these cunts selling high in the futures market, we would have opened up -1% minimum.

btw where is the user that doubted me when I said 8580 today?

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oil etfs are meme they don't do any physical delivery so they get cucked whenever the futures expire

Because it's going to be years out and you don't know what the price will do in the meantime or if the ETF will go bankrupt like USO.

OIL, WE'RE GOIN DOWN SWINGIN

That marionette puppet is dead on.

I should have put more in HAL

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>what is bankruptcy?

CONTANGO
You want to time buying crude oil ETFs to right before it seems feasible that the oversupply is finally being burned away. That is months away

Thanks frens, I'll reallocate the money somewhere else then watch it to see what happens

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Damnable Bulls almost knocked me out of my trail stop I set up yesterday on my put.

wow it's fucking crab

USO fate checked.

Checked and based

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what a gay fucking market

oilbros BTFO

Cure wont happen for at least a year and there will be a deadlier variant of the virus out in the winter. The virus is only getting started. news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/deadly-perfect-storm-of-new-flu-strains-with-coronavirus-spells-danger-for-vulnerable/news-story/04eadcb365460569fa323009b3c71c0e

If it goes under 278 it'll go straight down.

You want to see dedicated crabbing? Look at BAM the past few days

It was a Boomer Bill impression but also alluding to the recent studies that show higher infections than expected which also explains why densely populated areas (Wuhan, Northern Italy, New York) are overwhelmed because such a high volume of people get infected at once (so even if a small percentage of the infected population need medical treatment its still like 3% out of millions infected).

>it's going to be years
invalidated opinion doomer

8 to 1 reverse split won't work and USO going to zero mother fucking confirmed

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we were already overproducing before the virus. oil has been on a decline for years.

WHERE MY TVIX BROS AT. Hope this shit moons today, have 500 shares.

Oh nooo it's the FLUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Who else is a FUN Chad?

>Every goddamn day Live Nation craters at open only for some nigger to buy up a single big fucking dildo to make it look green for the rest of the day

NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO AND SELL MY LYVERINO, THATS MY HECKIN GOOD STOCK

i woke up early to buy now im going back to sleep

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Damn son, what price did you enter at?

Oh and China also just locked down a city because one asymptomatic chink apparently infected 55 people or something like that.

I sold at open for a nice profit, going to rebuy as it drops.

I've been swing trading it. Got in again at 262

Sarah Eisen looking cute

CRAB CRAB CRAB

Guaranteed that we're overstocked for at least one year, probably 2-2.5 years assuming we're back by September. You don't seem to realize how fucked the supply is, it's so fucked that fucking tankers are pumping. When tankers pump, it means last resort is in place, which means we have enough to supply completely normal levels for that long.

>snib snab

see you monday brehs

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this

HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE BULLSHIT CHINESE LEAKED FAILED STUDY KNOCK 1.5% OFF THE SPX AND KEEP THIS FUCKING CHOP GOING

FUCK BEARS AND FUCK CHINA I WANT MY GAINS BACK

so you are down on tvix is what you are saying? lmao

Why aren't you buying BYND stocks Yas Forums? Now that China has the meme meat in their starbucks we're heading for the moon.

Unless you're mentally ill enough to think we're going to kill off the KSA and shut down their oil production then theres no fucking way demand is returning any time soon. There are a lot of other factors involved that aren't the virus.

They passed more money for small businesses, is there any news on more free money directly to people?

By shorting the stock market you are shorting the American dream.
Short sellers are traitors on the level of communists and their blood should be shed to oil the wheels of American capitalism.

should i hold on cash now and wait for monday?

Anyone know if my DEAC options will be converted to Draft Kings options? I assumed they would but how long will it take?

Too many smooth-brained people here obsess over fundamentals to find these opportunities user. Markets are psychological, purely meme-powered.

>BYND

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FUCK CHINA

FUCK CHINA

FUCK CHINA

LETS GO TO WAR UNIRONICALLY FUCK THEM