/smg/ - Stock Market General

Nasim is going to be on CNBC
I just want to watch JAV

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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youtube.com/watch?v=wRPDvEbGiw8&feature=emb_title
census.gov/manufacturing/m3/adv/pdf/durgd.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=V1l46MQsF2s
knowyourmeme.com/photos/996465-anime-manga
marketwatch.com/story/this-respected-market-timing-model-just-flashed-a-bullish-four-year-outlook-for-stocks-2020-04-24?mod=mw_quote_news
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Is this priced in?

> youtube.com/watch?v=wRPDvEbGiw8&feature=emb_title

Cheappies..

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Bears come out of hibernation now

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SOXL on a downward trend like this has not happened in weeks

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what is Op image from? looks familiar.

New orders for manufactured durable goods in March decreased $36.0 billion or 14.4 percent to $213.2
billion, the U.S. Census Bureau announced today. This decrease, down following three consecutive
monthly increases, followed a 1.1 percent February increase. Excluding transportation, new orders
decreased 0.2 percent. Excluding defense, new orders decreased 15.8 percent. Transportation
equipment, down two of the last three months, led the decrease, $35.6 billion or 41.0 percent to $51.2
billion.

census.gov/manufacturing/m3/adv/pdf/durgd.pdf

FUGG!!!!!

This guy is actually pretty based

youtube.com/watch?v=V1l46MQsF2s

I've been thinking of buying Evercore stock for ages. Gotta look more into it they seem to do pretty good advisory stuff.

very bullish

Is there any way to filter this cancer?

Going to need some TSX stock ideas.
Looking at CTC formthat stable divvy and good business management.
Is it time to go all in on CNQ?

Durable goods about -14%

I don't actually know lol
I googled "apple anime" to make a picture for apple earnings a year ago and this came up

If you have to ask, you have to go back

wondering if it was a Disgaea cutscene or something...shit now its gonna drive me nuts.

futures almost 1% up

gay

Who cares? we bull now, hopefully we are back at december 2019 levels EoM...so many undervalued shit out there

make sure your trailing stop losses are set, bros

It'll gap down soon bro.

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>economic data being reported at all in the first place
Bullish as fuck, ATH next week!

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What price is $OIL ETN gonna be when it stops trading? These things always get all wonky when they shut down.

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not overnight

True.

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>Got to hunt positions today because ES missed entry by 4 points at the bottom of the move overnight

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BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BEARCVCK BFTO BVVVVVVVVVVVLL SVRGE

I love when Rick talks about inflation and interest rates bros...

I googled "apple anime" again and I found it
It's from that cooking battle manga
I still don't know how it ended, I hope the black haired girl (the one in the picture) has a happy ending

knowyourmeme.com/photos/996465-anime-manga

So in other words, you don't know.. got it shitskin.

>New vegas crucifix production up 13% and NCR reports tin can salvage down 6%
>SPY hits 5,000,0000

2800 let’s go baby!

beginning to wish I had bought more american oil companies instead of just RDS.B. Yeah it's safe, so safe it basically hasn't moved since I bought it.

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in user. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

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>one america news

wat?

Why is the US so shit at pandemics, its kinda embarassing to be honest.

Muh greatest country in the world getting assfucked by a little chinese virus.

Yanks explain yourselves.

WHYIS IT GOING UP WTF

this doesn't look like a surge to me

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About to try Wendy's Breakfast menu

What should I get?

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Press the google button next to the image

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Hurray, epic gains is on the way..

marketwatch.com/story/this-respected-market-timing-model-just-flashed-a-bullish-four-year-outlook-for-stocks-2020-04-24?mod=mw_quote_news

Dude do you even hear yourself? Asshole.

>he doesn't know we were a third world country all along

I’m unironically ruined if WLL doesn’t rebound today.

WE COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN MORE COCKY BULLBROS

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also not a surge
looks more like a hump

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why 4 years? try 400 years...nothing can stop the market anymore if this shit is srly recovering from the current economy outlook.

>Thinks he's flexing his manbrain spouting worthless jibberish that can't be applied in this market and has been found to be no more correct than other random theories

N i b b a p l e a s e

Unironically bearish, the rug pull approaches. Normies are about to fomo in.

why? zoom out and you'll see the V recovery.

nice pasta

CUTE CAT

I'm done with Yas Forums. I'm definitely not done with Robinhood, I end up buying 10-20 new stocks every day, that will probably never change. But this stock really made me realize I no longer give a shit about anything you guys have to say. It made me realize that investor analyses mean nothing to me anymore. For so long have I been a child, now I can look into the mirror and truly see a man looking back at me. I no longer put any stock into the opinions or thoughts of people on the internet, from now on, I trust myself and those I consider closest to me in real life.

This is probably the single best stock I've owned this entire generation. It's one of the funnest stocks I've owned in years. I've purchased all of your favorite stocks. I'm probably better at Technical Analysis than most of you guys are, I've developed literally hundreds of trade bots of all sorts of different genres and styles. At last I truly realize how retarded like 99% of you guys are.

There are a few of you guys out there who are alright, keep on keeping on. But eventually you guys too will realize you're like me: you truly fucking love the stock market with all your heart, it's probably impossible to change that about yourself. And you'll realize your posting on a board full of complete morons who don't even invest, they just enjoy shitposting about it. These are people who are essentially broken on the inside and have likely lost most of their ability to enjoy things. The type of people who complain about stagnation in the industry, and when arguably the most revolutionary stock of the decade drops, they all gang up together to pretend that it isn't even free money, when in reality this is basically the easiest money of all time.

I'm completely new to investing. Do you think it would be a decent idea to buy SOXL continually over the next months?

oh fuck yes, I figured out how to get rid of this absolute fucking cancerous faggot Baggie. Later shitskin

Isn't this your classic V recovery?

>Dunning-Kruger
Aren’t they a rockband from the 80s?
Shut up old man.

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that is zoomed out, my dude

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diabetes.

>respected market timing
Not any more it isn't.

the wait is over
the 2800 party begins again

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Kek

Just go to Dunkin and get 2 egg and cheese wraps and a hashbrown for $3 (large iced with cream/caramel only optional) then put the hashbrowns on the egg and cheese wraps and bust a nut.

find another one with this steep of a drop in the middle of it

What is there not to get?

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everybody on CNBC laughing
i'm not shitting you i've got a really bad feeling
not sure if it's today or not but it feels like shit's about to go down

Cramer calling out the Chinks directly
love it

WLL filed for bankruptcy on April 1st

I hope so. I want to be able to utilize my last 25% of cash

how will trumptards ever recover?

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Someone post the big brain meme

No one follows Yas Forums's advice. Yas Forums is just a group of incels tryna call the next big pump

I only browse here to see more points of view to make sure my judgements are sound. You're better off cruising Robinhood all day and buying based on breaking news stories than listening to biz (which I often do when I'm not working)

Same dude, I’m spooked, that’s why yesterday at close I fucking liquidated everything and I mean EVERYTHING.

It's happening user. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.