/smg/ - Stock Market General

Anime edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/futa

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Greatest debt crisis in history
>Greatest unemployment in history
>Largest stimulus in history
>Stocks almost all time high
*sips*

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Anime bobo today, prepare for circuit breaker #1

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>user makes several post and never mentions stocks
>posts transexuals to anyone who doesn't guzzle trump semen
wow.
we're being raided by trump discord faggots again.
why would they save so many pics of transexuals if they weren't jerking off to them?

Anyhow, let's see how VZ does tomorrow, I'd like some cheapies.

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We're going down boys!

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Should I put on zoom?

You play volatility in this market. Whether that be through volatile stocks/ETFs or through options.
There's ALWAYS a play in a market no matter what it's doing. It's just knowing what that play is that most people trip up on. Yea, in reality the markets should be at 60% of what they are right now but it doesn't matter what reality is, the markets can be irrational far longer than you can stay solvent.
Instead, play off of the fact that we keep having swings one way or the other.

This would be a bet on the return of rationality in the market and a market can be irrational longer than you think. But maybe if the technical analysis says it will go down, you could try that.

>almost ATH
>still 18% off ATH after two weeks of bull

Drink bleach guys

hold right ? guys stay safe today

>ahhhhhhhhh that second sip of the morning

Feels good man, where my /coffeegang/ at?

*sips*

i prefer to inject it like my god emperor tells me to

did we save the economy by investing inti dead cats?
basically the heroes of 2020

I want to buy stocks but I also want to buy gold; at the same time I also want to hold cash
What a situation I find myself in

Going for cup deux.

are the BVLL BVLL BVLL autists finally defeated?

or have still not accepted reality and will think the worst economic data ever is bullish?

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LILLY LADS

WHERE WE AT???

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*sips*
Buy gold stocks, they are severely undervalued even with the recent price rally. Newmont, Franco-Nevada and Wheaton are the most stable, low-risk bets in the sector IMO.

>futures green, bulls defeated
woot?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY RED FUTURES ARE YIOU MOTHERFUCING KIDDING ME HONLY SHIT FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING FUCK MARKET

FUCKING PERFECT. THERE GOES MY FUCKIG SHIT. UP IN SMOKE AGAIN. FUCKING SPXS AND SQQQ SMOKED ME UP THE ASS AGAIN. TVIX IS GOING TO OWN ME. WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

What will AXAS do?

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kek stay mad bobo, rope is still cheap if you need some

It's useless. He shorted the soap.

This is bullish

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Huh?

>why don't the markets do what I think they're supposed to do, waaaaaaahhhh!!!!
It doesn't matter what kind of chart you make, what kind of logical conclusion to reach or fundamentals. If people buy, they buy. If people sell, they sell.
Markets can always outlast you. Why do you think the legends of investment always insist on playing the long game?

>except nobody is buying
rest is just random word juggling. just stfu if you have no idea

Ramadan Mubarak bros

So they have a bunch of oil no one wants right now? Why the (modest) jump?

IS THIS IT BULL BROS?

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Ramadan kareem

China ia going to issue Digitized Chinese Yuan and use them to pay salary. They are functionally same as regular currencies except they have no paper form and merely exist in the bank system as digits. You don't even need printer and paper to print new currencies anymore.

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YEAH gthats what im going to do from now on. i keep thinking and hoping i can ride an obvious down trend but this shit defies all logic. the only high probability way is just to buy stable established companies and jst wait for natural growth over years. fucking sucks i want to get rich overnight. i dont get how buffett got so rich from this strategy so early

Very bullish on semis, then

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He probably didn't go long on ETFs that crabbed to zero.

yeah the stock market is not going below the current level again

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Pamp eet

Report claim China have already lost 1.2 Trillion Yuan to Russia over oil because their oil supply contract say China need to take oil delivery at originally agreed price or pay penalty over it.
Another report claimed that, Bank of China is now demanding individual investors in the country to pay for the ~ 30 Billion Yuan they lost over oil linked contract offered by them, as the last minute rollover structure of the product caused their investment to be terminated or rollover at the price of -37.63USD. The bank say the lost have now been counted as individual investors' debt and anyone refuse to repay will be put onto the black list of China's national social credit system black list.

ok what the fuck is this pump. literally nothing has happened