>Greatest oil crisis in history >Greatest debt crisis in history >Greatest unemployment in history >Largest stimulus in history >Stocks almost all time high *sips*
>user makes several post and never mentions stocks >posts transexuals to anyone who doesn't guzzle trump semen wow. we're being raided by trump discord faggots again. why would they save so many pics of transexuals if they weren't jerking off to them?
Anyhow, let's see how VZ does tomorrow, I'd like some cheapies.
You play volatility in this market. Whether that be through volatile stocks/ETFs or through options. There's ALWAYS a play in a market no matter what it's doing. It's just knowing what that play is that most people trip up on. Yea, in reality the markets should be at 60% of what they are right now but it doesn't matter what reality is, the markets can be irrational far longer than you can stay solvent. Instead, play off of the fact that we keep having swings one way or the other.
Dylan Baker
This would be a bet on the return of rationality in the market and a market can be irrational longer than you think. But maybe if the technical analysis says it will go down, you could try that.
Nathaniel Price
>almost ATH >still 18% off ATH after two weeks of bull
Noah Turner
Drink bleach guys
Charles Phillips
hold right ? guys stay safe today
Isaac Morales
>ahhhhhhhhh that second sip of the morning
Feels good man, where my /coffeegang/ at?
*sips*
Nolan Russell
i prefer to inject it like my god emperor tells me to
Xavier Torres
did we save the economy by investing inti dead cats? basically the heroes of 2020
Sebastian Sanders
I want to buy stocks but I also want to buy gold; at the same time I also want to hold cash What a situation I find myself in
Connor James
Going for cup deux.
Robert Butler
are the BVLL BVLL BVLL autists finally defeated?
or have still not accepted reality and will think the worst economic data ever is bullish?
*sips* Buy gold stocks, they are severely undervalued even with the recent price rally. Newmont, Franco-Nevada and Wheaton are the most stable, low-risk bets in the sector IMO.
Colton Collins
>futures green, bulls defeated woot?
Julian Sanders
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY RED FUTURES ARE YIOU MOTHERFUCING KIDDING ME HONLY SHIT FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING FUCK MARKET
FUCKING PERFECT. THERE GOES MY FUCKIG SHIT. UP IN SMOKE AGAIN. FUCKING SPXS AND SQQQ SMOKED ME UP THE ASS AGAIN. TVIX IS GOING TO OWN ME. WHAT THE FUCK
>why don't the markets do what I think they're supposed to do, waaaaaaahhhh!!!! It doesn't matter what kind of chart you make, what kind of logical conclusion to reach or fundamentals. If people buy, they buy. If people sell, they sell. Markets can always outlast you. Why do you think the legends of investment always insist on playing the long game?
Tyler Allen
>except nobody is buying rest is just random word juggling. just stfu if you have no idea
Luke Watson
Ramadan Mubarak bros
Dominic Adams
So they have a bunch of oil no one wants right now? Why the (modest) jump?
China ia going to issue Digitized Chinese Yuan and use them to pay salary. They are functionally same as regular currencies except they have no paper form and merely exist in the bank system as digits. You don't even need printer and paper to print new currencies anymore.
YEAH gthats what im going to do from now on. i keep thinking and hoping i can ride an obvious down trend but this shit defies all logic. the only high probability way is just to buy stable established companies and jst wait for natural growth over years. fucking sucks i want to get rich overnight. i dont get how buffett got so rich from this strategy so early
Report claim China have already lost 1.2 Trillion Yuan to Russia over oil because their oil supply contract say China need to take oil delivery at originally agreed price or pay penalty over it. Another report claimed that, Bank of China is now demanding individual investors in the country to pay for the ~ 30 Billion Yuan they lost over oil linked contract offered by them, as the last minute rollover structure of the product caused their investment to be terminated or rollover at the price of -37.63USD. The bank say the lost have now been counted as individual investors' debt and anyone refuse to repay will be put onto the black list of China's national social credit system black list.
Gabriel Price
ok what the fuck is this pump. literally nothing has happened