I quit my job wage cucking at walmart back in march due to the chink flu...

I quit my job wage cucking at walmart back in march due to the chink flu. Did not qualify for normal unemployment but I recently applied for the PUA (corona virus relief program) and got excepted. All I gotta do is answer a few yes or no questions once a week and I'll get $720 a WEEK till December 26th. EZ 20k BOIS! Wtf I love corona chan now. Were all gonna make it.

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>excepted

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pathetic. as you take no pride in yourself and lie content in mediocrity, you accept handouts and reject hard work or cultivation of skills and talents. your culture, and nation are drained dry financially by the seas of greedy parasites like yourself, while third worlders and chinese bugmen make deals with globalists to tear down america and the values that built it. they recruit you to do the same. you fell for the lies of the virus, you fell for the lies of instant gratification, you fell for the lies of entitlements, and you swam to your literal and meta-existential death at the sound of a siren song promising just enough money to keep you stupid, greedy, and lacking in moral fiber. your birth, like millions of others was a curse on the country, the constitution, our virtues, and morality itself

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The real parasites destroying the nation are getting trillions in handouts. Let the walmart cuck have his $720.

DUDE JUST WORK FOR MR NOSEBURG FOR 60 YEARS AND RETIRE WITH $800k IN YOUR ACCOUNT LMAO

What program is this?

Behind every avatar lurks a mentally deranged white man dreaming of becoming a trannie.

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Based.

Its part of the CARES act Trump signed not to long ago to give states the option to offer people who do not qualify for normal unemployment benefits so they can still live. Its actually only $160 a wekk but they recently decided to up unemployment by $600 a week across the board for everyone and people in this program get it too. Its called PUA. See if your state offers it.

That includes you as well retard

*Tink *Tink *Nods head *Raises Glass

I wonder if that tripfag will say the same thing to Mr. Noseburg when he gets this year's billion dollar handout.

Can I take advantage of any of these offers if I still have a job?

I signed up for unemployment. Is the extra $600 automatic or do I have to sign up for it separately somewhere?

Probably not. When I was applying and every time I re certify it forces me to sign this thing saying I will be sued and go to jail if I'm lying or have a job so probably not. I wonder the odds I would actually be sued if I did or fucked up on a click or two.

It's automatic, I don't even have unemployment. This is just an off shoot program I got accepted for. It is still through the states unemployment site though and the process is the same. I get the Extra $600 and you do as well. It was a federal thing across the board for EVERYONE.

>still wagecucking in retail
>tired of exposure to coofers and other scum
>if I quit won't be eligible for Trudeaubux
>no degree or training
>15k in oil and 10k in cash saved
what do?

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>15k in oil

Lmao

just make surr to answr "no" to the iob search question while lockdown is in effect

it is a trick question to check if you remain indoors and isolated like you are supposed to

you answer yes and they will cease your funds

Awesome, can't wait to get my first neet cheque. Thanks desu

Oh fuck, I might have said yes. But you can job search online. How would they know I'm going outside to find a job anyways?

Can I apply if I've never had a job or paid taxes but was looking for my first job in the month before lockdown started?

I bought after the first cash. Still well in the green.

Be born American instead, snownigger.

Holy fuck OP I love you. I had no idea I qualified for this. Fuck yeah. I can't believe a helpful post is on biz

That's all the economy is now. The Fed prints money & gives it to businesses & consumers. Its like socialism, only intended to squeeze value upwards. If you're trying to earn an "honest wage" or something you're basically just cattle. Even businesses don't produce value, they just find a way to get the government to bail them out for being "job creators" or some shit.

can you link to whatever you are taking about? what is PUA and what is the website

how do I do this
hook a fellow user up please
I want to make video games

Google "pua yourstatehere how to apply", Im in nj and it was easy. I googled pua nj how to apply and it was the first link

fall asleep at work, hang in the restroom, be on your phone. get fired

would I qualify if I quit my job right now?

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What state.

This

someone answer me this if so I will literally quit my job tomorrow