AMERICANS no longer need to work in this world. AMERICANS can just sit at home, collect a check, and spend it on doordash and porn. And nothing bad will ever happen, because we are AMERICANS. The AMERICAN federal reserve has our backs and will print as much money as needed to fuel our lifestyles and protect the AMERICAN DREAM. The rest of the world can suck our massive dollar milkshake debt dick and go fuck themselves lol!
AMERICANS no longer need to work in this world. AMERICANS can just sit at home, collect a check...
Carson Davis
Ian Nguyen
Took muh job!
Cameron Sanders
fucking wagies
Ian Gonzalez
its spelt 'cheque' point blank period know m sayin, bitch ass muthaphucka, ya heard? know m sayin! bitch ass nigga, fo sho. aiiight bet it is what it is yo
Joseph Moore
this fuckinhg webm never fails lmfao
Carson James
fucking god this webm/gif/png is the most horrible thing i have ever seen
"Please sir, can you stop filming?"
>i need this fucking job, im going to night school and need to take care of my parents when theyre older because my brother stole from them
"Hahahah"
>i fucking hate people like this, taking care of my parents is key to our family moving on because the property they own is in a key area of gentrification in my city, and if i can just delay them having to sell the place as long as possible ill have my shot at generational wealth
"Omg look at this faggot"
>i really hope my boss doesn't come by, i just wish people were honest, just buy the picture or dont
unironically i do get luls from the wagie, but fucking god what an existence. meanwhile, mfw discretionary leave, essentially unlimited vacation. taking a week off to do consultant work on the side. just ordered food. was out earlier today and gave $20 to a homeless person because they were fucking // skinny //. i dont even normally give money to hobos et al.
real talk anons, be grateful for what you have. invest the rest.
Juan Taylor
Jackson Morales
>AMERICAN DREAM
You are gonna be in a world of hurt come october.
Ayden Flores
If they automate without UBI there's going to be tons of mass shooting. Americans don't know what to do with themselves.
Josiah Robinson
If I got laid off due to Chink Flu I would be making the same amount of money that I make going into my thankless piece of shit job every day
Robert Scott
Some people are making even more. Imagine having to leave $20+ an hour level unemployment for a 15 dollar an hour job where you actually have to work? LOL
Austin Cook
I don't really understand this though, don't you have to prove every week that you're searching for a job in order to continue to qualify for unemployment?
Caleb Flores
What is on those screens that he needs to hide so much?
Levi Jackson
>don't you have to prove every week that you're searching for a job
The trick is to just apply for positions that you're way under-qualified for and ask for a completely unreasonable salary
Angel Anderson
who's got the janny edit?
Charles Clark
What am I looking at?
Carson James
My clown state waived the job search requirement.
labor.hawaii.gov
>$630 per week in unemployment for 26 weeks.
>+$600 per week from the CARES act for 13 weeks.
>$1200 from trumpbux.
>$645 per month from SNAPS (food stamps).
So $29,250 for 6 months of NEETing
Robert Rivera
clown money gonna be worthless in no time
Gabriel Russell
This post makes waging physically hurt
Michael Ramirez
So a dumpster fire loft in the worst part of pearl city and a couple take out boxes? Nice
Ryder Perez
wtf i love hawaii now
Is it true that mainlanders are forever hated and ostracized?
Andrew Foster
Guys, how do I make a business where autists will defend to the death stuff like this? Guy is militant about protecting the bottom line.
Landon Jones
Make it something autists identify with, like a pony-themed apparel line
Jose Ortiz
Governor Ige has suspended evictions and forclosures. I also didnt even mention all the Section 8 gibs.
Yes that sounds about right.
But about 40% of the population is military, and another 20% is rich Californians & Asians that pump up real estate.
The best part about COVID-19 is the redpills its dropping on locals. Something that happens often but doesn't get attention is all the homeless people from the mainland coming here to live off the gibs. One nigress from Arizona or some shit flew here and bragged online about how she evaded the 14-day mandatory quarantine for visitors. Local homeless people got pissed and reported her to the police. She got arrested and sent back.
hawaiinewsnow.com
Some 10-20 homeless people per day arrive here and are now getting sent straight back, with a $5000 fine and debt from the plane ticket.
Ian Ross
I like this one
Blake Ramirez
That's was a very beautiful speech user and I agree. We have reached peak productivity and it's time for UBI
Parker White
lmao
Ryan Wood
Roller coaster takes your pic as u ride then they try to sell you overpriced photo prints at these retarded kiosks. They preview the pics on screens so you can decide if u want to buy and so people just film the screen for free
Charles Moore
I don't even understand why anyone would want that picture. I can't exactly see framing it and hanging it somewhere in the house. There are a lot better options than that.
Isaac Phillips
Ayden Mitchell
This is more of a reaction image material. Not framed photo material as funny as it is.