>Man that’d really suck if the virus was actually deadly.
That's what I thought until my ~30 yo friend who is healthy, was having mild symptoms but then suddenly collapsed and is now in ICU.
I think the worst part of the corona is that: >New type of virus -> takes time for your immune system to react >No upper respiratory infection -> No acute symptoms
When you realize you are having symptoms, it's often when you have already trouble breathing and you could already have developed ARDS.
James Gonzalez
My whole family got it and the only one who had more than a bad cold was my obese mother with an already weaker than average immune system. Hell, I’d been living with them for a week before it started sweeping the household and I literally didn’t get it. Or I was an asymptomatic chad. Literal nothingburger
Aiden Carter
guys where can I buy toilet paper I'm legit running low and I haven't seen any at the store in 5 weeks
Feed it nuggies when it does a sick move. Once a routine is developed the humans match the cat. They don't teach the cat a routine. The cat teaches them the dope moves.
Connor Ortiz
Guys if SNAP goes to $15 I'll be fucking rich. what color M4 should I get?
yeah, picked some up for june as well. Betting on that amazon deal going through too?
Hudson Green
>tfw bought puts at the very top today, life is good lads
Justin Thompson
Shits going to crash hard next week, isn't it?
Isaac Ross
the PPP bill passed the house
Kayden Scott
Yes, right after Cramer recommended AMD last week it dumped hard
Parker Young
No fucking wonder Florida is fine despite being so retarded.
Caleb Wood
Why are people on this board so obsessed with RTX?
Gabriel Robinson
>Just got 60 rolls of angel soft delivered to me today for $25
Feels good man.
Jacob Perry
any gibs for literal niggers like me
Isaac Jenkins
AAAHHH OUT OUT OUT (you'd have to read the bill, I think its mostly the business loans and some health care funding, but I'm sure the demojews added some gibs)
Connor Murphy
no. something smaller but should still cause an uptick.
amazon aint happening btw.
Angel Collins
Same here bobro
Easton Ramirez
Sun confirmed to kill corona in Trumps press conference.
explains why the south and southern commiefornia are barely getting hit
Jeremiah Sanchez
>got a $5k cash account (not margin) and a dream
how do i into day trading? i want to just start out with buying enough to where im risking $20 per trade. share with me your knowledge and wisdom, /smg/
made 60% return on zoom and sold today because cramer was shilling it before the crash
Jose Bell
They handle better than Mercedes though
Anthony Mitchell
Swing trade puts/calls on SPY. You can make $100-500 a day easily doing this. I've been supplementing my income with this for several weeks now
Nathaniel Smith
AHAHAHHAAHHA HOLY FUCK THIS ORANGE BOOMER MAN IS FUCKING RETARDED
He is seriously proposing radiating infected people hoping that kills the virus and injecting people with disinfectants.
Also, there is zero new information about heat & humidity & UV rays. Almost all respiratory viruses behave like that. Trump just wanted someone to support his comments about "summer taking it away".
Tyler Long
fuck off WSB
Levi Taylor
First off you need a broker with no minimum fees which basically don't exist anywhere but the US
Second you should risk at least 1% per trade if they are thought-through and not you just buying random shit
Third it's just going to be a time consuming hobby to do correctly unless you have a lot more money than $5k
Trying to avoid the great depression but it's already here
Hunter Anderson
dup btfo
Dominic Morgan
I went to a small convenience store just to buy snacks and the guy had everything, just marked up. But the toilet paper is shit, real rough stuff and it was $1 a roll. Switched back to wet paper towels.
Jaxon Johnson
find a flaw in my strategy. 1-2 calls/puts is not high risk
James Wood
>millions dead of dehydration after trump recommends increasing house temperature to 120 degrees
Adam Morris
>neets seething that the president is making them go outside kek
Adrian Nelson
i live in the US with td ameritrade, give me a strategy and explain why it works profitably. im not looking to get rich overnight im just looking to start out and make a bit of cash on the side.
Blake Wilson
Can you resell toilet paper to grocery stores? I have 1.5 packs and maybe go through one or two packs a year
Liam Ross
the stock market is going to crash hard within the next year or 2 right? How can the economy grind to a halt without stock markets crashing?? people won't be spending money on shit
your strategy worked for the last few weeks because SPY was on a very clear and stable uptrend with intermittent drops. it's starting to crab and possibly even drop now. personally, I think it's more likely to start crabbing pretty hard from here on out, despite the bearish air starting to reemerge. crabs fuck strangeholds pretty hard.
David Cooper
The secret Yas Forums server link is discord gg CpqQw7b We will interview chainlink founder Sergey Nazarov this week jeje
>i played these slots and managed to win a few times. find a flaw in my strategy to continue playing these slots.
James Richardson
Lmao, there is zero new info you retards. You could actually go to NCBI and find similar numbers from the fucking '80s, for other respiratory viruses but also human coronavirus.
It's just Trump playing egoistic and trying to "prove he was right about summer".
Dylan Adams
That mindset is so fucking stupid. By far and away my most profitable call options have been bought with absurd IV, some over 300%. I don't buy a call option hoping the share price barely moves, I want to take advantage of the pump from volatility.