I'm bored. Tell me a joke

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Feminism

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a man walks into a bar
"What will it be?" the bartender asks.
"One LINK please," the man replies.
"Sorry," the bartender says with a smile. "We don't serve retarded faggots here."

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How do you fit 100 Jews into a Volkswagen Beetle? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, 96 in the ashtray.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza? A Pizza can feed a family of 4.

Why do niggers have thick lips? From sucking quarters out of vending machines.

How do you hide a paycheck from a nigger? Under his workboot.

Whats the difference between a paki and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did they do to the black woman who had an abortion? Gave her a certificate for preventing crime.

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XRP

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joke from bosnia

brother fucks sister
sister tells him "you know you fuck me better than father ever did"
brother tells her "thats what mother also said"

What is the motto of the Israeli Navy? Don't give up the ship; sell it!

bosnia is shit

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An australian joins the american army, and for whatever reason, the drill sargent has a big problem with this.

He doesn't believe this man came here to serve this country, just for a quick buck, a place to sleep and a meal.

This enrages the drill sargent.

He goes up to the australian man and screams "DID YOU COME HERE TO DIE?!"

to which the australian replies "nah m8, came here yesterday"

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that dag isn't delivering soon^tm

We wageslave for 40 years and die

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What's the difference between an American girl and a Muslim girl?

The American girl gets stoned before she commits adultery.

Knock knock

who's there?

Doctor

A black woman?

Doctor Who
>hardy har har

How do you organize a space party?

You PLANET

Wanna hear a funny joke? Tesla's stocks.

is bosnia alabama now?

Muslim joke, obviously. Could be about Jews too, theyre so inbred they have mental illness rates multiple times higher than normal people.

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The secret Yas Forums server link is discord gg CpqQw7b
We will interview chainlink founder Sergey Nazarov this week
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NIGGER

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HEX

What happened to the chink who ran and slammed into a concrete wall with a raging boner?

> he broke his nose...

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What word starts with N that you would never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."