>1 on 1 video call with female VP in 10 minutes
bros what the fuck do I say?
1 on 1 video call with female VP in 10 minutes
Robert Green
Isaiah Nguyen
shalom
Jack Gomez
fpbp
Christian Myers
"all women are whores"
Kayden Cook
Calvin, please put your pants on. Jesus. Anyway, when are we fake pumping again?
Dylan Butler
Coom on webcam lens
Jacob Cooper
Jack off to remove horniness. Cleat thoughst
Adrian Baker
Y-you t-too
Caleb Harris
have her minimized so you don't get distracted.
Cooper Robinson
take a big sniff on the phone and say something smells fishy
Aaron Russell
Thats a male
Aaron Jackson
"I will coom into you. Deep, every drop of baby batter hitting the target. You're going to be so heavy with my kicking children, it will stretch you to the point of bursting. I will do this soon."
Levi Clark
My sister is a VP, and if you said that to her she'd probably try to get you arrested for attempted rape or something.
DO NOT DO THIS
Eli Powell
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Xavier Evans
greet her with your meat stick
John Jackson
Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talkin' to 'em.
Thomas Johnson
"Are you an archaeologist? Cuz I have a large bone for you to examine"
"pls respond"
Evan Flores
Leo Murphy
Just whip your cock out as a power move
Christian Evans
underrated
Noah Parker
it's not what you say, but rather, what you show
Andrew Wilson
God, I hate women, white sharia when?
Eli Lewis
Make it look like you're jerking off under the desk. Make sure she sees your right arm shaking around. If she questions what the fuck you're doing, just pull up a Pepsi can and say "Oh yeah, I like it like I like my women, flat.".
Gavin Cooper
unbutton the top two on your shirt and show some chest hair, this will psychologically dominate her and trigger her to become submissive upon witnessing your unabashed male machismo. at this point she will be melting in your hands, laughing and giggling at everything, playing with her hair, rubbing her knees and giving cute looks.
Nathan Rogers
when she calls you tell her you just got out of the shower
David Smith
right after you get laid incel
Cooper Edwards
drop your pants
Wyatt Bailey
Pour out a whisky and say
>"I like it like I like my women- 12 years old and mixed with coke."
Isaiah Ramirez
Or spread your butt cheeks apart and show her your inner asshole. Make it wink at the camera.
Anthony Rogers
How would you get charges? “Attempted” rare doesn’t mean words with no intent
Cooper King
Just saying, VP women are type A personalities and would not find this amusing and if you piss off the wrong one they will do everything in their power to ruin you.
Anthony Perez
the VP was fine
yeah
she got
me kinda horny
the meeting
was boring
jive couldnt afford me
William White
Dubs have spoken