/smg/ - Stock Market General

Bobo The Bear - Pandemic, Oil and Gulf Wars edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/stockings/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/TU-MYe0SL9Q
old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g6pmji/for_the_first_time_in_my_life_i_feel_at_home/
instagram.com/jiayiwang_inkart/?hl=en
tbe.com/news_and_events/press_release_view/tbe-receives-raytheons-5-star-award-for-outstanding-service-and-partnership
nhentai.net/g/309723/
markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/zoom-stock-price-jumps-after-company-added-millions-users-coronavirus-2020-4-1029124065
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>stockings
Yeah boy. That's the generic fetish we all know and love

Why would we go to war now? Trump is based and got me out of Afghanistan early lmao.

trump will bomb saudi ghawar oil complex tomorrow and make it look like it was iran

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REEEEEEEEE WHY IS SPY GOING BACK UP

how much was the peak and what did you do?

>3/26 - 3.31mm jobless, S&P +6.24%, Dow +6.38%

>4/02 - 6.87mm jobless, S&P +2.28%, Dow +2.24%

>4/09 - 6.62mm jobless, S&P +1.45%, Dow +1.21%

>4/16 - 5.24mm jobless, S&P +0.58%, Dow +0.12%

>4/23 - 4.43mm jobless, S&P -0.04%, Dow +0.18%

Jerome's printers are slacking

Oil stonks go back down ;(

youtu.be/TU-MYe0SL9Q
post market appropriate music

Guys, I want to sell my OTM puts when they become ITM puts this time. And at this rate, I'm going to by next week.

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I'm an oil man.

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-0.17 post
-0.25 futures

I'm ready for tomorrow

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When I make it, I'm going to dress like Plainview

> Continuing my work
Thank you user, you saved me from doing it

Because fug u that's why.

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RATE MY STACK:

PENN
CHDN
AEO
CROX
CNK
TSE:CTC.A
TSE:LB
CCL
AAL
RTX

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It doesn't look like it's from kancolle but I'll check anyway. Thanks user.

Thank you for your service.

Who gives a shit if youre long?

if you turn this up to 1.25x speed it sounds like a fever dream

the game of the bear is patience, dear BoboChad.

The bear is deadly, but he chooses to hibernate. Winter is over. We shall reign.

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options?

feels good being cash gang bros

I'll go back but it's actually a wsb image I saw today. Here's the link to the thread: old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g6pmji/for_the_first_time_in_my_life_i_feel_at_home/

If I say I'm a puts man you will agree

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Futures don't open until 6pm, this really needs to be added to the OP along with some info on the bullshit CFD trading that people obsess about over the weekend.

should i sell my bags and take a 70 dollar loss for today? yesterday i sold and jerome ended up pumping it

You never expected it, did you? Heh.
Your own invention, your own weapons used against you. I guess you failed to realize it, even after trying so hard.
You're priced in, Jerome.

Gud snibs

>Futures don't open until 6pm, this really needs to be added to the OP along with some info on the bullshit CFD trading that people obsess about over the weekend.
Futures are open between 4:30 and 5pm

I hope that it applies to my 5/1 240 puts

For me, it’s /demon-girl/

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BASED BOBRO. I bought some SPY puts when the drop started today

Holding onto my spxs hoping to regain the %50 of my portfolio lost holding SQQQ like a retard.

It was exactly 1 month of Jeromes printer pump today ...

Thats 1 whole month of dread i have been in

Based newfag, why can't more be like you?

Needs BAM

you will need a lot of patience for this one Bobo

We need these men well rested to bring in this well. They can't get that if they're up here listening to your gospel, and then the well can't produce and blow gold all over the place

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last two digits of this post is how many points the s&p gaps down when we re-open the economy tomorrow. and by economy i mean the stock market because they're the same thing.

Man, JCP continues to bring in the dough!

Yeah next time I'll add market hours, good idea user

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I hope that’s real, but it’s probably not because you can’t post on 4chins after you kill yourself

Specifically they are open all day until 4:15 then close for 15 minutes to 4:30 then open until 5 then close until 6 where they are open until the next day at 4:15
>t. has lost a lot of money on /ES

Anyone else tempted to buy this INTC dumpening??

Ultra crab.

LLY, REGN, and JNJ are absolutely killing it.
Opened a KO spread because why not.

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Where can i get these unemployment claim numbers? Ironic how it doesnt seem stocks are taking into account all those who were unemployed prior to this tallying. We're probably at minimum 25% - 30% true unemployment at this point. Considering how the statistics are done it's easily in favor of showing a lower number than actual.

>tfw just added another $25k to my Wilshire 5000 index

no pls

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I bought JCP and AMC and WLL
They are my biggest winners
The key is to act like you are retarded

JESUS CHRIST FRANCE

PMI 11.2??????

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>deep red ID
Its over Friday....

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Go back you fucking faggot

Jesus, I've been edgy about this rally, but if you feel sick about your stock picks, something is wrong.

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Everything is fine you dumby. Dont you listen to the TV people?

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Based
fuck off redditnigger

fucking leave

Based succuchad

somebody know the name of that chick?

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e-thots are getting into stocks and are buying the dip right now, you know what this means...

Any WWEchads?

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I am shame. Believe me I hate that place and their stupid cuck """jokes""" but I can't not go for the loss porn

Kelly Wang
Kelly Balthazar
instagram.com/jiayiwang_inkart/?hl=en

>no apa
its like you dont want to WIN WIN WIN

you have iron hands absolutely based

context for a newfag please? i reverse google searched and it searched for friendship kek

Somebody post the pokimane tweet image.

Can any leafs provide insight on how good Wealthsimple trade is? Is it better than commission brokers? Will trading a lot of US stocks cost me more than commissions?

tbe.com/news_and_events/press_release_view/tbe-receives-raytheons-5-star-award-for-outstanding-service-and-partnership

TDY RTX meme partnership?

Can't wait for this to dump under 250 so I can load up like no tomorrow.

yes

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Google her name + facialabuse

That’s after hours trading

USO plz go up tomorrow

how many JCP shares for a make-it stack?


it means buy calls on LULU

The guy on the right was a vice president of Goldman Sachs. The girl on the left is his daughter.

She got famous on Yas Forums because days after turning 18 she went full whore and did 3 Facial Abuse videos.

She also got kicked out of college for selling drugs.

Then her dad had to buy the rights to her porn from Facial Abuse and hire a company to repeatedly file DMCA requests on various forums and porn hosting sites to get it scrubbed from the internet.

Her dad I think also got her back into college.

Now he is dead.

This is my first depression in the stock market ... I didnt know the rallys lasted so long ...
But next plunge i am riding the wave back up and on the way down.

Its all timimg and i think i got it this time ..

Or else i am financially ruind

I don’t care about how retarded her life choices are, I’d let her practice on me with her skills as a classically trained pianist.

Besides, 1/4 azn is godtier.

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My plan:

quadrouple my money on TVIX and then start acquiring UPRO to ride the economy back up while reading investing books

Based hapa/quarter chink chad

France should just declare bankrupcty altogether, pack all the immigrants on welfate to ships and sail them to africa and then switch
euro to french franc and start all over building the nation.

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was it just oral?

I stopped paying taxes so i figure i will try to write it off next year if i lose all my money and if the irs presses me then i will just take forever to pay them what i owe them.

>tfw couldve bought wwe calls but lost all my capital on oil calls

No, he literally raped her face with brutality and by the time he fucked her, there were red marks all over her body from literally being hit the entire time

The guy said futures were "closed". They are not. Besides, after hours for futures doesn't mean much since trading is worldwide and plenty of Jap, Aussie, Euro fags trade US futures so overnight spreads are still tight and volume is still pretty good. Matter of fact there is more movement in the overnight session than the day so making some kind of distinction like overnight hours don't count or something is flawed thinking

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How did he know???

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Same boat. Luckily I started shorting in January when China started quarantining. But it sucks losing unrealized gains

Is KOS just a meme that I got played on or does it actually have potential?

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thanks

>the most retarded shit keeps mooning for no reason and I can't buy into it because my brain tells me it's fucking retarded
how do I turn off my brain and FOMO into WWE

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Based thots. Based LULU
I made so much money on those asshugging yoga pants last year. I should buy some LULU again

Can anyone provide insight on the immediate post close dumps?

For example, the INTC dump after close -- are these privileged institutions that agree not to dump during the trading day?

w-what

How can a normie like myself get access to futures or after hours?

It was a great scene

Unironically thinking about buying into bitcoin after riding spxs up and the economy bottoming out in a few months

same
nhentai.net/g/309723/

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This market is about to be fucked the next 3 months. Buy gold and sleep good for 3 months.

holy fuck, imagine being vp of GS and having a whore druggie daughter.
He must have given negative fucks

WWE is undervalued rn, theyre a mess internally but they have retarded tv revenue

in this clown market it's going to go up 5% tomorrow

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gonna need a mirror

I'm very confused.
I bought Intel stocks at 59$ because I was sure their earnings would be the best Q1 ever.
I WAS RIGHT!
Stock is down to 56$...

Am I stupid? What did I miss? How do I solve this mess? Will it go up on opening so I can cut some losses?

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markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/zoom-stock-price-jumps-after-company-added-millions-users-coronavirus-2020-4-1029124065
Time to short ZM?

Biz bear posters made me shoot my load too early. I feel ashamed at how much you bros mean to me

He beat the fuck out of her, it was like rough in a bad way. You can probably find it on user-v or xvideos. She married some leddit looking guy and is a pianist now, also still hot.