/smg/ - Stock Market General

Everything is Fine Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/bear/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/

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timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Will we ever get another happening like Ferguson? Those threads were so fun

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just scored me a billy big mouth bass

Should I sell my KOS bags rn?

bobo please

This is now a bear thread.

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6th for fuck anime coomers

Was that a hurricane?

haha stocks are fun

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wait thats mine

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IT'S GOING BACK UP

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>that one missed/sold stock that could've made you go big
What's her name?

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baggies new truck is based

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the saudi oil tanker meme means nothing because the difference between $15 and $10 crude is trivial and the Saudis won't dump at negative prices because that's just giving America money with extra steps

nah
they sure are nice sometimes
most skintight stuff can be

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This get means KOSS will moon

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Wakey Wakey anons is clown o'clock

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

end the day red or a cat gets it

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"Dum Chew"

Nothing can stop me from reaching my goals, having a nice money wad stuffed in the bank before I turn 40 years old as the short term goal and having an even larger money wad in my brokerage/401k when I get old as the long term goal. No debt other than the house.

what the fuck is OAS and why is it up 120%?

UNLESS

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Are all Yas Forumsraelis ugly bastards?

Unironically ibio. I had bags upon bags of that shit for .30 at one point in time, dumped casually to make a little extra to stuff dividend stocks, then not a week after I was out of it...mooned to 2.10 a share. It was part of the lesson I learned about fucking with biomemes

WWIII when?

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>he bet against the fed

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Quick rundown on this guy?

M-my bags...

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Disgusting

I'm convinced at this point that jannies and mods literally do everything in their power to make the boards worse, on every board

I just FOMO'D, I never wanted to become mumu
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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he bought?

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EOD PUMP

Ending between-.8-1.2% on the S&P, cap it.

QUICK RECOMMEND OPTIONS FOR ME TO LOAD UP ON FOR TOMORROW

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I love how were on the verge of economic collapse every single time Jerome goes for a coffee break

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agree

nice nibbles

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IM GONNA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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if you don't get the virus

Nah, it's just tights. Other skin tight clothes won't do it. Also nice dubs.

I agree there will be a fear driven sell-off EOD.

NICE TRY CHINKS, WE STILL FINNA END UP GREEN TODAY

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RTX 100c 01/01/21

kek

bump

G-G-GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

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I had a shit ton of pcg at around 4 dollars after those fires. I sold for tiny profit. I could have so much money right now.

wat da fuk how is this even possible

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Called it again. Why does Yas Forums never listen to me?

Hello again user. Off topic but if google, saucenao, and yandex fail me is there anything else I can use?

how can i buy puts on oil without futures access and i dont want to touch uso?

BILI!

>>tee hee hee pay attention to me, I'm CRAAAAAAZEEEEE

right?
these nofap people
>guys change your behavior for me! YOU should have to accommodate MY personal choices?
No. Fucking vegans do this shit too. Get your own food if you don't like it, no one's making you smell my barbecue.

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Too much for me!

I can't! I'm giving in, I can monitor the market and pantyhose just fine together. My trades can't go too badly, market is crabbing anyways now and daily pump happens in a few.

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INO. I've bought and sold it a few times, always around 6 buy, 8 sell. Now it's up to 12 and I missed it

UCO volume 30million

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GUSH

Fuck I was just thinking how hot she was even though her tits were small.

You can try tineye.com/

ehhhh.... it's been a long while. but i found it with some of these classic dagashi's

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Facts
Pantyhose is a blessing from the Lord Himself

What would have to happen for OIL ETN to hit $3 tomorrow? It stops trading on the 27th I guess.

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Bought VDE at 30.00... stupid stupid stupid

>tfw no gf(male) to pump while the market pumps
>tfw no gf(male) to fuck me when the market is fucking me

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RTX, REFR, GO or a gold stock?
Which would you buy, biz?

Thanks user.
It was for a different image I saved that I couldn't find the source for. Thank you though.

I WANT HER TO BE MY GF I DESERVE IT

war or no war?

ACCUMULATE

ACCUMULATE REFR UNDER 3

HYUNDAI

CONFIRMED

globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

>Series C Funding
>Businesses that make it to Series C funding sessions are already quite successful. These companies look for additional funding in order to help them develop new products, expand into new markets, or even to acquire other companies. In Series C rounds, investors inject capital into the meat of successful businesses, in an effort to receive more than double that amount back. Series C funding is focused on scaling the company, growing as quickly and as successfully as possible.

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it's at 46 though, how was that stupid?

Is it a good idea to buy airline stocks after they bottom sometime next year?

RTX is literally the only good idea on that list

oof this is up there with the dagashi vending machine.

Still never watched that. candy bitch is the tits, but coffee looks cute.

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>she

That's somebody's son

priced in

spy 280 puts

timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

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>Greatest unemployment in history
>Greatest debt crisis in history
>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Stocks go up
*sips*
Yup.

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it used to be

This the type of shit that leads me to believe this whole trans rights shit is just an elaborate sexual fetish. Convince me otherwise. You can't

the market is fuking crazy holy shit

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Was replying to “the one that got away” I sold it at 35.00 during the nothing burger crash / scare selloff a few weeks ago

It failed too. This one will elude me for a while yet I guess.

yeah, all the same guy if i'm remembering.

I should get another cup of joe

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New guy here. How long did it take you guys to get reasonable gains? So far I'm down probably 5% of my initial investment in three days, which I'm sure could be way worse. Though my portfolio is propped up a bit by the dirt cheap OIL buy.

Not to be like REEE IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS WHERE'S MY MILLIONS or anything, of course. Just making sure I'm not on the fast track to ruin.

Thanks boys

I'm gunna remember this fucker
If you screw me you're dead

I did 3x10 neck bridges yesterday

I'm going to be thick neck soon

When do we see the first bankrupsies?

WYNN. I am still crying over it.

RTX. Expect war.

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explain pic

Guys I am down to only 20% cash at this point. Been buying since mid-march here and there. Any suggestions?

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is this actually a good idea

Is there fucking anything I can buy to try and rebound this shit

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