/smg/ Stock Market General

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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/stockings/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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I DIDNT INVEST IN KOS!!!
IM SORRY I DIDNT LISTEN user! IM SORRREY!!

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>Banks scamming businesses using government loans by charging huge fees
youtube.com/watch?v=He9qpJdiQ74
lol

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I want to thank the user who told me a while back to get into ET cause it was going to moon. I hope you see this message. I love you so much and wish you all the best.

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that is the new way to try and bail out banks. if it actually were to save small business they would give money straight to the small business owner

Forgot that JNUG was doing a reverse split today and about shit myself when my account said I was down thousands overnight lol

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OAS Lets goooooo

Thoughts on small cap mortgage companies?
There are a bunch with almost identical graphs and seem like they are hurting badly but otherwise at low risk of folding.

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Yes surely the most secure asset out there right now and certainly not in jeopardy as everyone loses their jobs.

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>most secure asset
Not suggesting that, hence the discount, but I don't see most of them closing, even without intervention which is probable.

man Ic ant decide, should I dump my oil stocks or not? How likely is it that the oil price crashes again and this time even more? This fear preditictions makes me crazy

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I regret waiting until $5.50 should have been scooping that up in the $4 range

I don't say this often but uhhh.....I am financially ruined

How exposed are they to commercial real estate? That seems to be what will get hit the hardest.

Apologize

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can they just stop saving SPY from dropping a single FUCKING PERCENT FOR
FUCKS
SAKE

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>RUMOR about gilead treatment
>+3%
>NEWS about gilead treatment failling
>only -1.8%
fuck this market
why bears must suffer?

You guys deserve it for not learning by now.

>STOCKS ONLY GO UP
How high are we going to pump after hours. Another stimulus package is about to pass.

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>worst economic conditions since the depression
>cure failed
>states about to declare bankruptcy
>everything is still green
i'm at a loss.

Predicting a massive green day tommorow

BEARS BTFO

>NEWS

Lol no. It was a study from CHINA. The place that says every drug treatment has failed meanwhile other studies show otherwise

Varies from ticker to ticker, but that is a good point. Of the 5 I'm looking at, 2 of them do explicitly state commercial and residential. I'll have to do more digging.

Russell isn't dropping at the velocity S&P is, pretty interesting. Probably gonna freefall if the S&P does though.

Why would anyone sell? The stock market is the safe store of wealth now

this, everyone knows the chinese are walking RNA viruses so if a treatment targets those it will kill chinese

>states bankrupting
That’s not news to anyone, it’s as far from a happening as you could get

>safe
>china subtly pranks us and it shreds 3% off the indexes
if that isn't an indication of a bubble idk what is

It's been an eventful day fellas.

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No, cash is king. Only retards would buy into the market right now. And retards did. They'll start selling soon and lead us into another test of lows.

Just went all fucking in on 278 SPY puts

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> he shorted the bottom

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>xi giving me free GILD cheapies
O fuck yeah

Last 3 days we had a dump at 12:50. Will we see a repeat?

There was one fun moment

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stop you retarded bear how much do you want to lose?

CRAB PEOPLE

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priced in.

the only thing that would matter is if new york state declared bankruptcy.

those are manly legs

literally no other studies about Remdisivir show otherwise, most if not all have never heard about Remdisivir before "the leak"

Thanks for the heads up user, I just bought 35 shares of TQQQ - see you tomorrow

what the fuck is wrong with STX, they beat earnings? Anyone buying?

Which 12:50?

bear cope is so fucking cute to read

It's a tranny

She's a girl

Bros I wouldn't say I'm a bear or a bull, but let's talk about health insurance. I am thinking they're gonna get hammered from unemployment claims. Even though their costs are low with canceled elective procedures that would have otherwise cost them money, they are losing a ton in premiums with unemployment numbers going through the roof. I'm buying puts for mid May, I think Anthem is going to take a shit around the time of their earnings call and their outlook will be bleak as fuck

I want the market to crash to fill my orders. Am I retarded.

My bad, meant 3:50 (10 minutes before close). I'll throw a cheap put on it just in case.

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What are the best stocks for making a father proud?

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>stockings
Best thread. Also, can't find the source for this. Help. Please.

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>The stock market is the safe store of wealth now

Yeah just like back in 2008. Nigger if you want safety buy Switzerland 10y bonds, not AMD.

>someone being paid to keep it above negative
very nice not manipulated at all market.

What's her name?

I don't even know what to do anymore. Guess in doubt, I should buy.

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AAAAAAAAA

DO SOMETHING
GIVE ME THE CHEAPIES OR GIVE ME THE PREMIUM

fuck off tranny simp

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reminder that dividends should be prioritized over buybacks and we need to update the incentives in our tax system

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Fred.

Imagine a threesum with both of them....

The daily candles are really ugly, are you bull on something beyond le print meme? I actually don't know what you see in it right now.

RTX, GEO, KO, MSFT, IMKTA and NEM is all you need unironically

looks like kiernan shipka. little girl from mad men, now sabrina the witch

The studies are still being done retard. Im talking about the other treatments that china has already said don't do shit besides remdisivir

Alright! Who wants to make some fucking money in here?!

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west coast faggot!

SPY TANKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS RIGHT

Good news is not priced in- it seems to always pump on good news. There is a stimulus bill about to pass s isn't it gonna go up 4% after hours? If anything there could be a bear trap into close.

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what's the story behind this?

I honestly can't tell which is which.

is the JCP meme really happening?

Me! I want to make money!

>cure failed
It was a study from China that was cancelled after having a lack of participants enrolling in it. Gilead is supposed to publish their results from the first USA trial next week. In the first place it's just an antiviral, they aren't cures, there's gonna be lots of therapeutics attempted here

Reminder that dividend boomers can eat shit and buybacks are the free right of corporate boards.

Today

>abysmal unemployment claims
>failed drug trial

And the Dow is green!

Get ready for +1,000 tomorrow

Bout time for the EOD nightmare volume.
What are we betting on? EOD surge or collapse?

it very well might.

in other news just bought a shitload of $2 dec puts for OIL. This is going back down.

if by happening you mean bankruptcy by may then yes

Kek!

left = man

dump please

Surge and it opens slightly red tomorrow.

Time for the fed to white knight the fuck out of this market.

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>???
Still green, how retarded are bears nowadays

Previously it used to pump like mad during those announcements. The fact that it's crabbing instead with that news is a good bearish sign.

I've got puts that expire tomorrow. I cannot tell you how bad I want to hear the announcement a week early

American Airlines is releasing their earnings tomorrow which are gonna be bad. Is it a good idea to short it?

EOD dump, pump tomorrow

crab til close

>last stand of the bulls
pathetic

these red candles signal big boys are starting to get out.

Surge

buybacks literally don't work faggot

look at Southwest, IBM, etc

these boards suck at buying their own stock

You're a month late dumbass, every unemployment day has been green.

unemployment claims being shit are expected, and only retail retards believed the gilead "leak" was significant, and this chink "data" is significant.

Well it's just gonna crab so don't get too excited now

Please don't post that sort of thing, I fapped to my gains as the market closed once I don't want to make it a habit.

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