north korean golden age edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market Words
pastebin.com
>Risk Management
pastebin.com
>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com
>Educational Sites
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org
dividendchannel.com
fintel.io
Other urls found in this thread:
Fuck bobos.
bros im not usually the CBT type but...
imagine being a stupid fucking bear lmao
imagine missing the dip of a generation because you're a fucking stupid doomer
get fucked faggots
>up over 100% on xom calls
I've never been this right. How long do I ride it?
BVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL! BVLL! SVRGE BVLL! CVCK! BVLL! BVLL!
Cash in now.
>look up Bing's word of the day
>"bardolatry"
>how do you pronounce that?
>listen to pronunciation, and it almost sounds like "buy Dollar Tree".
Is this a sign to long DLTR, friends?
Cash in later.
>longing retail
Any ideas for a call I can buy today and sell tomorrow for a decent gain??
DEAC maybe if you think the Draft Kings reverse IPO isn't completely priced in.
>dreaming about stocks and profits when I go to sleep
>its happening every day now
>Our dear leader has a banging hot sister
I want Kim Yo-jong to BDSM on my dong
>bing
SELL SELL SELL
What is the SMG Memestock protfolio?
MRO
XOM
KO
thats about all I'm seeing atm
RTX
AMD
I'm having fucked up dreams where my teeth are falling out
the DEW+augmented portfolio is endgame
go to the dentist, oh wait you cant.
sorry i'm late boys, spent most of the morning working core. gotta make sure i'm in peak shape to fuck these bulls into the dirt.
>thinking the worst is over
kek
wasnt it something like NET, BAM and RTX
EVERYDAY IS CRAB DAY
The CHADfolio
BABA
NIO
TCEHY
JD
BIDU
SOGO
Aww. I can throw in a shit pile of shares I guess maybe since I am making good money today and Gilead prospects are making market look up and Cuomo right now showed a massive decline in the curve which should mean mega pump.
Because we are gonna start shit in the Middle East again obviously. Didn't you hear the news this morning about Iranian gunboats getting too close to tankers? If you aren't going into oil now you are an idiot who can't read the writing on the wall. That is why it has been rallying even on market decline recently, people know we are going to go to war or start shit. Load up before it is too late user, Trump gave us the courtesy or warning us about the tension so use it to your advantage.
Are we really doing this? I will throw in a hundred shares for the lols, the downside is unironically not bad at all right now.
finna dab on this bull(shitters)
>woke up
>logged on to broker
>JNUG up 1132%
Airlines can't possibly keep this shit up, right? They have to fall when they reveal their surely-abysmal earnings.
...right?
>tfw sold my $135 BA calls when it hit $139
>still fucking soaring
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I really want TCEHY, but I think the valuation is too high
S&P 4000 this summer
Boeing is on a moon mission hop on or you might miss it.
You forgot to post the link to the new thread in the old general user.
>Another day, another imagine her ........... your ............
>You wake up
>naked and tied to a chair
>you try to scream but there is a gag ball in your mouth
>a flickering fluorescent light above your head
>pic related is hovering over you
who cares?
We are now at
MRO
XOM
KO
RTX
AMD
Which is basically my folio atm and I also have BA
SBUX
FB
DIS
CCL
What is DEW+augmented portfolio?
tfw waiking up to the best dream
the living meme
and all i had to do was ask /smg/
>i have $300 how can i be rich by tomorrow
HAL is a beast
it's a monster
it's fucking unstoppable.
Reverse split.
I wouldn't buy Boeing now. The US Government won't let them go bankrupt, but I don't think they will sell many planes in the next few years
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY KING BOBO
HE WILL DROP THE S&P500 BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "AWAKEN MY MASTER"
how you do it user
CCL sold out the first quarter of 2021 because that's the quarter with celebrity cruises. COVID-19 could literally kill instantly on contact and those tickets would have sold out.
what the fuck
who do you think has a higher net worth on this board?
mumus?
or bobos?
AWAKEN MY MASTER
>Greatest unemployment in history
>Greatest world wide debt crisis in history
>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Stocks only go up
*sips*
All Into SPY calls
18 SEP 20 400
200x minimum profits
Ok bulls, that's more than enough. Step away from the buy button now.
DAL posted earnings yesterday. Everything fell with it because all airlines will post pretty much the same thing. Literally priced in now
>had 12 JNUG shares yesterday
>reverse split
>now have one
>so they should have cashed me out of the remaining 2 shares, right?
>nope, instead have a -$37 balance in my account
Can anyone explain this?
fuck off we're trying to get in early on this bull market.
bomb has been planted
>tfw invested in a breville 870xl
worth it
thinking about going into KO, is it really just a meme or is there upside?
Mumus
ask /smg/
not me
make sure to tell them the dollar amoint your willing to spend and things to keep in mind
AWAKEN MY MASTER
Cash it in.
never cash in let it expire
I watched a video analysing CCL and RCL and I think that CCL has much better margins and much less debt, also holidays are the main thing other than haircuts that demand is being pent up for, the longer we are all inside the more we will all want to go on holiday once we are able
I had a dream where I was doing gymnastics over this abyss, like ninja warrior style gymnastics. I completed the first trial with no problems but during the second one fell and tried to grab a foam block but it just pulled the block out with me. I tried again and the same thing happened.
Never
AWAKEN MY MASTER
AWAKEN MY MASTER, PRESENT YOUR GLORIOUS COCK FOR ME TO SUCK
This is explained in every single solitary article on leveraged ETFs; do NOT hold for over a day unless you know exactly what you are doing. Pro tip: you don't know what you're doing.
I've been mashing the sell button bobo
Probably my favorite purchase of all time
Is that Michael Jackson?
Go to the dentist. You have periodontal issues. You need a deep clean and root scale and probably a trip to periodontist as well. Do whatever you have to do to take of it now.
nobody cares about this shit.
What do you think this means in the long run for this stock?
I guess I now only have a few shares. Should I hold?
youtube.com
Embrace the clown honk honk
Did you buy the dip?