/smg/ – war with iran profiteers general

Napalm Sticks to Kids edition
youtu.be/t9eybY9qFfY
>tickers mentioned: LMT, RTX, DOW, XOM

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/

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trendfollowing.com/whitepaper/Edwin_LeFevre_Reminiscences_of_a_Stock_Operator.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=IRCHBi0DRFg
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>spring arrives
>bears go into hibernation

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anime general

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kys pedophile

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>26 million unemployed
>bullish

I'm pretty new to this shit... Does the line always go up for the first 30 min of the market opening? It has been since I started paying attention.

lol haha dude wtf haha

to the user who told me to get into ET a while back cause it was about to moon. I hope you see this message because I fucking love you so god damn much. Thank you

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I don't understand.
Do you mean sticks in the literal way- part of a tree branch or sticks as in is not easily removed?

>less than 1% movement for the indices
yawn. fucking faggot crab. i'll be back for the closing 15 minutes when the action happens

Organic pump, organic volume, bullish unemployment claims, reopening economy in late summer, the latest.

My calls are stacked, LETS GO

wholesome post

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hello everyone and welcome to nu-market where the economic indicators don't matter and revenues mean nothing.
that's right profitability here means about as much as trump's daily shade of orange.

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yes and also at exactly 3:50 PM EDT there is another pump

Yeah dude, stocks always go up for the first 30 minutes, you cracked the code. Dump all your money into any stock at 9:30 tomorrow and just sell before 10

STOCKS ALWAYS GO UP

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RTX is still below its 2 week high btw, $64 is an acceptable entry price if you didn't have the balls to buy at $62 or $63

Ready for the USO dump bros?

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man i'm smart

>Daddy, why didn't you buy ET when it was cheap? I hate living in a car!

napalm is not easily removed from flesh, it will continue burning until it reaches bone, it literally sticks to kids

>worldwide economy complete shutdown for 6 months
Bulls
>Only 6 months! We're bullish here

Hahah

I need shell at 16,50 euro so I can sell and take a better position later. It keeps hanging around 16,40 goddammit. I refuse to sell for less than 16,50. GIVE ME YOUR POWER!

Read George Soros theory of reflexivity, markets operate more on chaos theory and speculation more than fundamentals

it's 25% of my portfolio already, missiles go boom

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why in the nigger fucking christ is DPZ down with the earnings just reported? i bet against it but it doesn't make sense. this gamble shouldn't have paid off. but i guess clown market right?

I was looking to buy Shell maybe today or tomorrow. You think it will dump a bit more?

>Read George Soros
no thank you satan

>LYV shot up with everything else
>implying concerts will be back anytime soon
Everything in me is telling me to buy puts, that means its gonna at least crab where it's at today.

VLS go fwoosh

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pff ill continue buying it until its 70

>where the economic indicators don't matter and revenues mean nothing
if that's the case, the fibfags might be right and we're going to keep tanking or we're going to jump up and super fucking tank.

Bear S E E T H I N G !

Newsflash: stonks go UP not down

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it's like the guidance and previous earnings report of netflix didn't exist lmao

I'm still 2400 points away from my stop on my DOW short position. This crabbing is very boring.

DIE SNAP DIE

dude just IMAGINE being a retarded fucking bear LMAO

>the most successful speculator of all time wrote a book on markets and how they operate
>doesn't read it
ngmi

>nhentai.net/tag/crab/
surprised this has any actual results

>BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
>BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
>BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
>BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
BOJ to remove bond buying limit: Nikkei
JAPAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>I need Halliburton to lose 23% of its stock price for me to buy it where I need to buy it

it just keeps going up, guys.
it. just. keeps. going. up.

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why jnug mooning adn should i buy to ride the wave or is it over

Crashing the Yen.

Another day, another opening bell pump on Live Nation by some manipulative whale investors to furiously avoid the day's collapse

>VIX red
Yep, gonna crab all day.

lmao I didn't know they even had a limit

Based on my research yes. I entered last friday at 15,89 and since it has dumped on monday and made sick gains since then. This while there is only bad news in oil and shell postponed multiple projects. Might take a while for it to dump though.

Taylor swift cancelled for the rest of the year. Bet your ass others will follow. Absolutely no reason for it to be going up

it was this high 2 weeks ago then crashed below 7

>trump's daily shade of orange.
lel what a faggot you are

>a traitorous jew who stole jewelry from friends and family during the nazi regime to make himself rich after the war and then used his vast wealth to manipulate entire industries
yeah he's a real fuckin genius. i'd get more wisdom out of a fred durst biography.

Please let this breakout fail and reverse.

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yeah but that was before earnings call

It's pre-earnings manipulation. Has to drop like a stone either beforehand or after.

BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL BVLL! BVLL!

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bought at 66 and seething, i’m holding tho

i bought spxl and regret it :$)

this is bull shit.

I kept telling you all to buy. Nobody listened

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fucking NFLX
was shitting my pants yesterday -50% on my call option
i hope it keeps going up

WTF IS OIL KILLING TESLA?

Well nigger, looks like the market isn't buying the fake-as-fuck fed-pump.

You're whore mom shouldn't have fed you so much booze when you were a baby.

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>when a mentally deranged pedophile who can't speak a full sentence is going to beat your communist two-scoops man

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Yes please. Please dump.

Same percentage. Based.

Also I don't understand wtf is up with Ameritrade, my value is fluctuating but nothing I own is moving where it has to to justify it. Ever since a few days ago their site has been fucking up so much, or is it just me experiencing that?

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Retard

What's this pattern called?

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>Sir, he still hasn't sold
>Doomp 'eet

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I think you mean Jesse Livermore bud, and his book is still incredibly relevant today 100 years later.

trendfollowing.com/whitepaper/Edwin_LeFevre_Reminiscences_of_a_Stock_Operator.pdf

Damn it really was priced in. Does this mean the 1st quarter GDP release is priced in as well? When the fuck am I supposed to buy.

literally still up on the day
literally just retracement

P/E ratio 88.17
ok buddy

All these unemployed people will rush out and buy Teslas next week

ahahahahaha BEAR COPE

3K IN MAY

Disney debt just got downgraded should I pare back my position?

The log of shit

Will USO continue to go up? I see no reason it should but in these clown times the opposite of what should happen is happening.

Normies are coming back into the market.

Time to load up on boomer stocks.

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Bro's its unironically time to buy UCO

>you study how to become wealthy and powerful no matter the cost?!

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>call goes from 1.15 to 2.05
>put in to sell
>drops immediately to .95
>cancel
>goes up to 1.95
>sell
>down to .95
???? I know my six contracts on fucking shell can't be fucking with it that much

No one has been buying the past 3 days

eh, no one cares. fed buys. something something always up. I've decided to stop touching what I'm long on and haven't sold. it's not worth it. Just glad to have a lot of cash.

not him but
>P/E ratios matter at all

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>only had 1 stock in JNUG, didn't want to carry more during reverse split because I didn't fully understand it
>price of my one stock surges, but doesn't correctly reflect in portfolio
Is this just a retarded Robinhood bug or am I just retarded?

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youtube.com/watch?v=IRCHBi0DRFg

Just buy literally any big cap tech stocks and you will make boatloads of cash. Market never go down again.

>JNUG pushing +14%
I keep waiting for a reason to sell but it just ain't there senpai. Where my JNIGs at?
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I expect USO to be over $10 by April 28th.

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>Yes sir, we have begun to du-
>Now poomp 'eet.

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how do you know?

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All in on UUUU

[Greek letter] decay.

read it, this book is better

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When should I grab HAL?

>how to become wealthy and powerful
Okay next world war I'll steal shit and get rich thanks no need to read about his autofellatio.

This. Alex Jones already gave us the gameplan. (((They))) control the technocracy.

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We've had 2, looking to be 3, of the lowest volume days in the month.

when i get a haircut (mid summer when my barber opens)

Mr Crabs no.....

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Do they expect you in the wreckage, brother?

Should I buy WFC? I need to diversify and I have nothing in the banking sector.

delta decay?

Alex Jones has been more accurate than all of the biggest mainstream political pundits.

It’s no surprise he’s right once again.

Is now the time to buy coal?
ARCH looks good but it might just keep going down

>after the shitshow NIO is finally pumping to 4 dollars

Fucking finally

Do blackstone as your financial. Divy and tons of assets.

Bought at $56 ..heh..hellz yeah.

rho decay :^)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

moron

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this is a wonderfully underrated shitpost

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he managed the quantum fund and documented his process. The fund averaged over 20% annual for 40 years lmao you are an absolute faggot if you are unwilling to read it.

right here bro riding the wave just bought 12 shares

USAC and ET
The early retirement combo

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wow is that real money? you must be rich to gamble with so much money zoomie

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>jew seethes that nobody wants to read his jew overlord's decree
:^)

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Conservatives are so dumb

Why did you post an empty doorway?

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what is this pattern called

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How do I not fomo into this market?

All bad news and threats of war have only caused massive pumps.

Everything is priced in and we’re going back to normal. 0 rates, unlimited QE.

Why shouldn’t I just dump everything into the markets? Nothing will stop it at this point.