/smg/ - Stock Market General

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unemployed oil barons
a new adventure in the places between red and green lines

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/

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dol.gov/ui/data.pdf
twitter.com/AnonBabble

6 gorillion unemployed incoming

UNEMPLOYMENT ANNOUNCED 7 MILLION

FUTURES ARE UP 4%

BUY BUY BUY BUY

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unironically it'll be in the 3MM range

How does money wiring and settlement work?

If I 'wire' money to another country. Is that just an electronic message saying "this account on our end has been debited by 1000, credit this account in your bank by 1000"

Then does any money move or is it just data on a server?

These tiny tax havens with hundreds of billions in bank accounts. Do they have any physical money on the island or is it all data on a server. If it's just data on a server cant they just fiddle the accounts in their own jurisdiction without anyone else knowing?

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Remember to buy AEO at open for easy gains

Futures are rising, I bet this shit is deep red and clown market is behaving as it has the past 3 months

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

3m is indeed bullish, that would lead to round about 20% of the workforce is unemployed. fucking bullish.

plz crash

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Should I make another thread for posterity?

Don't forget, buy the hype also buy the news

The USD is effectively Bitcoin

It's just verified data sent across servers

should i dump SOXL at open and buy back in later on in the day

are you new?
no amount of doom posting will bring this bull to a halt dude
just buy and make money

rolling for 15 million

I said it is bullish, how fucking retarded are bulls right now?

>60 fucking million

4.4 mil

ah shit

How is it verified, what's to stop the server maintenance guys adding a few zeros to their account?

*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*

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In the week ending April 18, the advance figure for seasonally adjusted initial claims was 4,427,000, a decrease of
810,000 from the previous week's revised level. The previous week's level was revised down by 8,000 from 5,245,000 to
5,237,000. The 4-week moving average was 5,786,500, an increase of 280,000 from the previous week's revised average.
The previous week's average was revised down by 2,000 from 5,508,500 to 5,506,500.

dol.gov/ui/data.pdf

That means you'd have to fake authentication on your server which is near impossible. That's why people just steal money by phishing. It's way easier and harder to get caught if you aren't an idiot

>4.2 Million

Time to start the bull market now

>round about 21% unemployed

My life has no changed at all since the crisis started.
I still go to work everyday, and literally nobody has gotten this shit.
The only thing that was even remotely different was the 3rd week or when ever it was, where we had to wait in lines to go in the grocery store. Even now don't have to worry about that.

Literal nothing burger, all the unemployment is useless jobs that weren't needed anyway.
Funny because all of the jobs "automation will get rid of" were all still working during this "crisis", kind of telling isn't it? That the truck drivers, store clerks, amazon wagies, and mailmen were all still working while, the "good jobs" got sent home to masturbate.

Really shows who the leeches of society are.

4.4 MILLION REPORTED
4.4 MILLION REPORTED
4.4 MILLION REPORTED
4.4 MILLION REPORTED
4.4 MILLION REPORTED

Anyone else just get rich from Jnug? Up over 1000% suddenly from yesterday. I just invested for the first time ever yesterday and picked jnug to invest in thanks to reading a gold thread here, and now Im fucking LOADED! I can't even believe it. Can pay off my 75k in debt and STILL have 20k leftover

UNEMPLOYMENT PER WEEK GROWTH HAS SLOWED

BULLISH

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT UNEMPLOYMENT IS AT 21%.
THESE NUMBERS MUST BE UNPRECEDENTED.

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>unemployment claims
>decrease
this is the only thing the algos will react to today. moon mission imminent lads buckle up

20 MILLION WITH NO JOBS IM GONNA .................................................POOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOMP

Green Day confirmed. Pack it up bears

I... I’m.. i’m gonna... POOOOOMMMPPP OH MY GOD IM POOOMPING OOOOOOOO

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The fact it is verified at an official bank server. I don't know that the fed itself tracks the transactions but the money is all trackable. You end up with a serial number that's the same as another dollar and BAM, the Chan van stops fapping to tranny porn long enough to Don their FBI costumes and throw you in jail

MARKET AGGRESSIVELY CRABS
MARKET AGGRESSIVELY CRABS
MARKET AGGRESSIVELY CRABS
MARKET AGGRESSIVELY CRABS
MARKET AGGRESSIVELY CRABS

THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY FUCKING JOBS THAT CAN BE LOST.

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Based. There is no one left to fire. This is the bottom. Bullish.

god i hate newfags. they always post the most retarded shit.

RIP bobos
S&P 4000 this summer

BVLL BVLL

>JNUG
>JDST
>DUST
>TECS

Did Direxion shit the bed last night? What happened to my JDST shares and why is my account down?

PHEW BOYS ONLY 4.4 MILLION TIME TO POOOMP IIIIT

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BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>tfw still employed
>I spend my time off work reading people on /smg/ saying "why is my JNUG up 1000%" or "what happens to my JNUG calls if the reverse split"
>I go into work and my coworker asks me "what happens to my JNUG calls when they reverse split"

I can't escape anymore
/smg/ and robinhood have infected all areas of my life

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YOU ARE RIGHT - WE DID IT. FINALLY SLOWING. next week only 3m, then 2.5, then 2m - WE ARE GOOD

OH NO
NOT THE NIGGERINOS
NOT THE SPICERINOS
NOT THE WOMERINOS

US CANT FUNCTION WITHOUT THESE PEOPLE BEING EMPLOYED, TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE!

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The priced in meme is the fucking worst because it’s so obviously true.
“Complete economic collapse is priced in, bull market incoming” is both a meme and a true statement.
Fucking clown market. Kill me.

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I hope the market is flat the next 2 weeks

HIGHEST

BLACK

EMPLOYMENT

EVER

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>warning: sideways crabbing inside very narrow boundary incoming
warning: sideways crabbing inside very narrow boundary incoming
>warning: sideways crabbing inside very narrow boundary incoming
warning: sideways crabbing inside very narrow boundary incoming

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NOT THE HUWITE TRASHERONIS

>the US has officially taken the neetpill

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These are the only jobs that matter:
Finance
Healthcare (for now)
APPL, GOOG, TSLA, MSFT
If you are anything else you are a LEECH

>All of the 22 million jobs created in the U.S. economy since the global financial crisis have been wiped out in five weeks as states and local governments have issued "stay-at-home" or "shelter-in-place" orders to control the spread of Covid-19, the respiratory illness caused by the coronavirus. That has halted economic activity and prompted waves of layoffs.
BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH BVLLISH

I'm not bullish until the new claims are negative and people are paying the state again. I want to see an uneployment rate of like -.100% because everybody is working 2 jobs to pay for the green energy programs.

Neither a meme nor a clown market. The market behaves very rational - less employed people means less costs for the companies equals more money for stock buybacks - ez money

>bears

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check your shares count :^)
after you finish crying look up in investopedia what a reverse split is

BIG GREEEEEN POWELL INCUMMING

>If you are anything else you are a LEECH

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>ONLY 4 GORILLION NEW UNEMPLOYED!
>SHARPEST DECREASE IN HISTORY!
>BVLL BVLL BVLL!
fuck this autistic shit

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>we're at global financial crisis levels of unemployment already
>just from the lockdown
>the wave of bankruptcies hasn't even started yet

Okay I'm looking at a bunch of shit to buy at open
Give me your thoughts
WM
DFS
AEO
CAKE
SSL
IRM
What's the worst on this list
what's the best

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We’ve flattened the curve

You're retarded, so many analysts have already nailed it, logisticians own the next few years. The rest of your list isn't even wrong, but the fact that you left out logistics screams you're not seeing the bigger picture.

More than 26 million jobless

Sell oil, buy construction

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THE STOCK I WANTED TO BUY IS UP14% IN AFTERMARKET ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSss

>These are the only jobs that matter:
>Finance
>Healthcare (for now)
>APPL, GOOG, TSLA, MSFT
>If you are anything else you are a LEECH

Lmao

>40 million unemployed is apparently 2019 levels of market "forward looking"
ok retards.

HERE WE GO

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H-how's the next decade looking for corporate lawyers

FUUUCK I thought I had fucking made it. Im still up 11%, but damn, It's nothing compared to thinking I was up 1000%.

can banks moon already fucking hell wfc and c just sitting at the bottom

why do they call you tripfag? you the smartest man I kno, my brain no smart no make thoughts like that. I love you

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>All of the 22 million jobs created in the U.S. economy since the global financial crisis

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>retail

Lol

>wfc

I really cant fucking decide if I should buy WFC or not. They are really down but they are super fucking retarded/corrupt as a business.

Well they are apparently nursing massive losses from oil longs, as well as I'd imagine huge numbers of people defaulting on debt.

financial sector is crabbing
buy put credit spread on xlf

The worst thing is that the bullfags will probably be right and the market will continue to go up despite the unemployment numbers because we are currently in a clown market.

Because everybody knows the banks will need a bailout again

A quarter of the US is now unemployed. Holy shit.

Sorry bobo, the game was rigged from the start

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SP500 will never ever be below 2800.

Market crabbed all day, unemployment claims are slowing down as fuck and now BULL MARKET

We're just transitioning from Obama's "Service Economy" to Trump's "Fuck The Mexicans" economy.

>What's the worst on this list
everything

>every market is low volume crabbing
Reminder that you can literally fuck off after the first 5 minutes and come back for the last 5 minutes + 15 minutes aftermarket to see all the action today

>TSLA

Alright you faggots convinced me, going all in on TQQQ

>stocks in the wilderness
>unemployed oil barons
>a new adventure in the places between red and green lines
Can I pre-order this at Gamestop?

Well I guess those 22 MILLION jobs were...
check this
NOT ESSENTIAL
after all :^)

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>job losses go up more
>MONEY MACHINE GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>Currently

It's been poomping at incredible rates for no reason for years. It's only just so obviously crooked now that even the dumbest people are noticing it.

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>people unemployed
>less wage bills
>cost goes down
>profit goes up

Unironically BULLISH.

i am long DFS

Yes please you stupid retarded bulls and futures traders pump the market up so I can buy cheap shorts again

Guys guys guys here's an idea

what if-

list guys like, what if

Trump just declares the US denbts to China

listen guys what if...

He just declares those denbts NULL and VOID

>>>/reddit/

In all honesty jobs are being shed in order of usefulness and a shitload of low-end jobs could in theory be replaced by automation at this point. It could very well be that the US just shed all of its zombie jobs.