How am I even supposed to make money in this shithole?

How am I even supposed to make money in this shithole?

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Sell your mom/sister to a German brothel, like everyone else.

Sell your mom/sister, buy link

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rob cops

get a fake job in Germany and wait for them to send you free €€€ for your fake kids. or rob German museums, that's pretty easy too.

>uses internet
>speaks English
Why do you care where you exist physically? You have the same opportunities as everyone else, stop complaining. Learn a skill and sell that online.

>learn a skill
Like what

Become a criminal or do manual labour in western europe like all the other slavs, if female then prostitute yourself

Coding.

like MMA and tricks to take people out
you don't need to be jacked even

While the streets at night are empty because of Corona steal a bunch of car tires. Also you have an excuse to cover your face without raising suspicion.

good one, Pajeet

Unironically study something IT related & get that sweet western pay
t.balkanoid

Literally anything. Become a wood carver and sell your artisan wood bricks online. Become a preacher and create an international preaching stream network. Or do something obviously like programming, 3D or 2D art, video or sound editing, writing articles or translating.

find 13yo refugees
pimp
????
profit

you code for Germans
t. hires ukranian 'jeets

hire your own people you fucking unpatriotic faggot

imagine living in based east europe and caring about making money.

you basically asked : >> how do I worship the devil

cringe

cope

The slightly higher quality is not worth 3x to 5x the price.
I'm patriotic but not retarded.

Find a Jew and ask.

To be honest the cost of living here is so absurdly cheap you don't really have to work most of the time

Also nice dubs

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literally day trading, it is not a meme. it is possible. dont expect to make a million bucks a month, but you can work up to a couple hundred dollars profit a day

the internet has no borders

start an online business

Buy high sell low

Elaborate, what stocks do you trade

to be honest cost of labour is absurdly cheap so you kinda have to work all the time to pay bills

dude just trade shitcoins for a living
is making 100$ a week enough for you?

But also nobody collects taxes and you can work online and there's a million loopholes everywhere and basically making ends meet is very easy unless you're retarded. I'm an indie game dev myself, I don't make a lot of money, but I would make just as little making my games in US. Over here that small amount is actually enough for me to pay my bills and stay comfy. I don't know how solo indie devs in the first world survive. My guess is they don't

Why even bother responding to such a subhuman? He's clearly never going to make it, you're wasting your time.