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if you work at epic I am going to find you and kill you (in minecraft)

>>Educational Sites
>nhentai.net/tag/trap/

why

I got raped on USO is there a good oil stock that can do a 10x? Can WLL actually McFucking Do it? 1 to 10 bucks? I mean I know they went bankrupt but who knows with 60 dollar oil?

I don't care about the odds I want the black swan okay? We all know oil sucks now but maybe if it goes clown world, where is the clown stock?

No, I said its healthcare software, buddy.

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HAL

my new broker makes investing look like a video game

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stay away from anything oil. you could've played SCO but that ship has sailed.

I'm really afraid that SNAP will keep mooning before I get my stimulus check. I was able to get a cash advance on my credit cards in time to buy after hours but man I need more SNAP before I get left behind on the way to the moon.

USL.

2775 needs to break first, that's the third bounce. bulls turn soon.

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Why does everyone think we're retarded?

Leveraged commodity ETFs are almost scams. It just so happens that oil is the current one for retail investors to get hosed on. Usually its just JNUG

What health Care company should i buy for a long hold (5-10 years)

>it's another "futures go sideways" episode

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I would wait a few months, then maybe look at XOM, CVX, RDS.B

a few threads ago it was demon girl, which was much more based

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Neither of those companies specialize in commercial aerospace nor military defense; Neither of those companies are crucial to national security.

Double down on USO
It's at record lows, why wouldn't you?

>Neither of those companies specialize in commercial aerospace nor military defense
Neither does Boeing

Wait a while, look at XOM

Scenario question guys.

If I know company A will be bought out by company B in the future and think stock will go up should I buy company A or B?

when is chevron and exxon going to crash

Sorry, I have no idea about that. I don't buy healthcare stocks because most are just gambles that bleed money or randomly pump and dump.

why don't you buy snap man. look at what it did today and that is just the beginning. more and more kids are learning about snap every day. imagine getting in early for once on something.

insurance software? much better than some others.

What is the interest rate on your cash advance?

Are we ever going to have comfy limit down futures again? Tendies just aren't as delicious with this 0.5-2% babby range.

epic has a large market share for electronic health record software and their weird fucking college-style campus is near me

>Snapchat
>Early

Wat

aw man I only bought 3k in puts, hate it when I follow my risk management strategy instead of going all in

>XOM
>10x
I have XOM shares but I’m not going to kid myself, I’ll be surprised if it hits $50 by December.
MRO & FRO are the ones that are skyrocketing for me, along with HAL to some extent.
KOS is a riskier play, but can potentially be 10x
Personally I ain’t fucking with jt

What's the story with HOU?

You better deliver.

True.

gsk or sanofi

>not buying MCD

literally free money

usually the acquired company is the one going up (A) because B offers it all at once above market price.

google merger arb

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nikkei is mooning why are you assuming red tomorrow. tech is pushing higher led by snapchat.