What do I do Yas Forums? Randomly booted up tinder for the first time in 3 years

same thought I had kek

confirmed incel. If this is a real tinder this is absolutely based. The 6ft comment at the end sealed it.
You've won bro. Just meet up now.
>t. chad

this is based as fuck, waiting on reply

her reply: "wowie"

hmmm

looks like yael shelbia

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oh fuck. ok s I'm assuming this is a fat chick just larping or its a serial killer. what do bros

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Get some head from a fatty or get brutally murdered. You're in too deep to quit now.

Ohhh so that's how you're supposed to talk to woman

Just be a little silly and goofy. Try to jump around so the conversation doesn't make sense without adding in a lot of unsaid unbetween stuff. What would be the next line of attack?

you are in luck anons, Daddy is here.

Download an app for your phone, the one I used is called 'Tapping (automatic clicker).

You open tinder, then open this tapping app, It lets you use it over other apps and you just tell it to either swipe or tap the heart. Leave it overnight.

I have banged about 6 girls from tinder doing this including current gf.

then you will want to get a system for messages, first I alway just say 'hey' to filter out ones not interested.

Then if they say hey back or if they are really hot and it's been a while with no reply.

"I must say, you have a great taste in men" laughing emoji optional litterally copy and paste this or it will get tedious

then after they reply to that they are through the filter, as most are ugly and I ignore, then others are hot but wont reply to either first or second message. but after those two you can start having a good convo.

Then through the convo I will normally ask 'so what do you do for fun?' or something like that, or I'll ask where they are from and then later ask whats good to do in 'X' place. then just say, we should hang out some time and 'insert thing she said she does for fun' at 'insert place she goes to'

Then i'll ask for her number and text her from my phone number "hey it's that super hot guy from tinder"

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must become your financial slave

cat
fished

legit

>she's just gotta cut a hole
IN YOU

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fake profile

I think I'm gonna play along, getting a lot of boring responses though. Idk man, i'm not a fucking comedian I can't carry a conversation from the depths of one to two word answers

reality is those super goofy messages are fun but they don't lead anywhere and won't be comfortable meeting you after you talked about sex alot, unless they litterally invite you striaght over but that is rare, you want to just talk normally with a bit of fun flirthing but not over the top, reality will be like 1 in 100 matches will actually meet you.

very half assed scammer, not a single request for a wallet address yet

At some point matches run out though. Whats the difference between this and closing my eyes and swiping right for 5 minutes

why not both?
may as well make a night out of it

What fucking cringe shit is this

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Should have said 6 feet isnt an issue...that still leaves you with a foot.

Imagine actually believing that's a real profile kek. Some of you are gullible af.

Ask for bobs and vagene