Explain chainlink to me as if I had an IQ of 70

I am a racist and I hold Chainlink. And I know I'm not the only one. I first heard of this smartcontract middleware project when posting in Stormfront. We were brain-STORMING (pun intended) some ideas that we nazis could use to undermine women and minorities and some intelligent user brought up investing in the project and became the most upvoted idea. What does Chainlink have to do, at all, with opressing women and minorities you may ask? Well, I will explain to you in a way even a pathetic, weak and stupid female would understand, so you better be grateful here:

Because of the inefficiency of modern day contract enforcement, dominated by slow and inefficient government owned courts, in the last decades modern society has seen a huge explosion in the number of people employed as white collar workers. The stereotypes about white collar workers, all of them, are absolutely true. They are lazy pieces of shit, doing non-essential make-work while browsing their phones, maybe doing an hour or two at most or real work in the entire day. This is the context in which women entered the "work"force in masse. Women can't do real jobs. Well, maybe 10% can do something useful, but most of you only strut around in air conditioned offices like you're the hottest shit in the world, while men still do 95% of the work.

So... what is going to happen to all that unnecessary administrative bloat? Thanks to our man Sergey Nazarov the days of you paper pushers, lawyers and other parasites are numbered. Within a decade all these jobs will almost be gone. Smart contracts will make all of you go back into the kitchen, where you should have always been because there won't be a Jew megacorp willing to waste its money in hiring you when NEET nodes will do it for a fraction of the price.

Chainlink, the currency for a bright future where women will be oppressed and niggers curb stomped into extermination!

HEIL FUCKING HITLER
LONG LIVE SERGEY NAZAROV THE LEADER OF OUR REVOLUTION

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Link is incredibly jewish, possibly even a trick

You buy the coin and the price goes up because we meme about it and other people buy the coin and some fat Russian and his occult-obsessed friend fuck Asian hookers and work on the codebase very slowly.

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>as if

Blockchains = laptop
Smart contracts = programs on that laptop.

Right now that laptop does not have wifi or ethernet access. It can do stuff, but it can potentially do so much more if it had access to external data. Chainlink is the ethernet cable/router that will bring in external data which in turn makes the laptop useful.

If it's successful it will automate entire industries and you'll be rich enough to suck all the dick you could want.

Link is the jew coin of choice you mongloid. Once again pol proves to be THE dumbest board

shiny things are shiny.

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