/smg/ - Stock Market General

crashed edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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You're about 10 seconds late user. I made the other one but fuck it. we will keep this one on standby.

>Stock market Words
Sub 80 iq pasta

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Accumulate BAM. Low interest and shitty equity and credit markets are insanely bullish for them.

>my oil stocks are doing better than my bank stocks
*honk honk*

shit, you're taking yours down?
you were first

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And filtered.

Uppies or downies lads?

When we going back up again?
When is it going to be green?
When are the indexes going up?
When are stocks going up
Up

Downies, uppies and then downies for a bit before uppies again.

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You can hear Jerome loading the bazooka

>cunny

shut the fuck up nigger

Anyone of you guys do stims or something

Help me anons. Should I just hodl?

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That’s how you know it’s the true clackbro , there’s always a little cunny in there.

Green day tomorrow? There's no way we can have three fucking red days in a row now PPP Bill has all but been approved.

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Holy shit when did you take these calls?

Use this one next time nhentai.net/tag/tax-evasion

I can't tell if closing the AMZN put for the 150% profit was the right move. I'm fucking all out of day trades and have to wait until Monday. I fucking hate it because this is when I do something full retard like go all in on some option and then have to hold it over night because I don't want to take the 90 day break.... Fuck it profit is profit.

T earnings tomorrow how do you all think they will fair?

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Dude shut the fuck up. Nobody wants your autistic thread.
You notice how when we get duplicate threads it gets handled civilly? Then you come in with your absolute failure and nobody is fucking biting.

Fuck.
Off
Newfag

Dump

any News on USO???

Can ETF holder be forced to cover their liabilities?

>mfw I get a weeb to get his discord friends to samefag and clog Yas Forums with SMGs all day

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How do you not have 25k?

IT'S DEAD

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no.

I don't know man. The days are all blending together. I can't do anything fun but I still gotta work. I'm losing the will to keep going here.

my dad said that options were defunded in order to combat the drop in price of oil. That's bullshit right?

>I was only pretending to be retarded

bears > bulls

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go jerk off and come back. you'll cool off and stop being such a fag.

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Trump's energy independence move will crash the economy because of shale oil companies loaded 2with debt. Saudis and Russia fucked America.

He says that he's not a newfag. lets see if he can even triforce



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nah I'll just post in both of your threads so we clog Yas Forums up more. Good job overreacting because someone didn't post your precious sticky. Looks like you have the bad kind of autism that makes you dumb

I need to stop day trading 1DTE and 0DTE Options I keep getting burned even when I do well at buy at close sell at open.

Trump should feed Saudi Arabia to the Iranians.

Bears certainly have the bigger balls but the Bulls always win in the end.

Look at the theta on your contracts. That is how much money your contracts will lose each day you hold them. Price this information in to your decision making process

What do I buy right now. Quick.

a snickers

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what a chad


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>I'm not mad, you're mad!
kek

great job here too

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AHAHAHAHA YOUR FAGGOT POSTS GOT DELETED LMAO NIGGER!

heh... thanks for the cash, bulltards

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Deirdre Bosa, formerly Deirdre Wang Morris...
Taiwanese-Canadian
So basically the child of two fake countries.

>simping after worst girl and worst goddess
:|

stop feeding it...

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I love jannies!

I'm not mad though. This is so weird it's funny
>/smg/ is on page 4
>no new thread
>I make a new one without the sticky
>people get mad and make duplicates despite there already being one
>this continues for hours
it's absurd that such a small thing gets so inside a person's skin

Cause I blow up my account like twice a quarter

I have 850 Calls on SPY expiring May through September. I’m going to make a couple million dollars

can this faggot baggie please post like a normal person. mentally impaired child mongoid

...no... you just donated money to whoever sold you those calls

RIP your money

Blood bath

What are you fine investors buying or selling tomorrow?

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Bro your thread is the faggot duplicate one, cant you see? No one wants to reply to your shitty smg knockoff thread, now fuck off back to your cave, troglodyte

Hahaha UAL offering, like a biomeme.

Boeing and Tesla will announce earnings on 4/29. Boeing and Tesla will see similar lost sales. Boeing will dip on this news and Tesla will moon. Because Tesla investors are so accustomed to not making money

What stocks are going to have high quarterly earnings? I’m pissed I missed out on snapchat

>not baiting it out for entertainment until futures open
I guess. Maybe it'll be gone for when the futures open, but I think he'll be a fag until he's whacked with the hammer.
I also have a feeling futures are probably hair splitting but no big movement. The monkey might be the best we get tonight. maybe some 3D will inspire him to go

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My current thread was made before the two that you and your friend made (totaling 3 generals). I kindly linked to the thread in your duplicate threads to prevent clogging.

>tfw you waste a weeb's time by just making a new thread when the bump limit is reached
How do I invest in this?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE MY HALF-ASSED THREAD NOOOOOOOO

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Lmao newfag smolspecs

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Well they did furlough employees and cut salaries so... Also european sales declining. Im shorting it.

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Lol, guys please refrain from replying to him. Just a guy looking for attention

>I'm not mad guys!
>Spams his unwanted thread.
Seems he is in fact upset

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>so you see, babe, all I had to do was make a new general after the last one reached it's bump limit but not copy the sticky.

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>mohammad al-aryan

Seriously though. Could any of you fine gentlemen break down KO for me? I thought beating earnings was good. Please guys simplify this down for a forever poor retard... What the fug should I do with my coke options?

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is MSFT fucked? i went all in at 171 this morning

here we go

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I think he means he has 850 contracts with different strikes spread out between may and september. I mean you'd have to be full retard to be trying to flip an 850 strike.... If we do recover.... Which I think we're going for a w shaped recovery that will not really take off until mid july, so he' might just break even depending upon how his strikes are chosen. The time for SPY calls are coming, but not when VIX is this fucking high and premiums are through the roof and spreads are like as wide as your moms cunny.

I have a genuine question and I just want a genuine answer. Is newfag still commonly used on Yas Forums? I never go on that board

Stop getting suckered into oil futures or oil ETFs. How many times must you newfags be told?

>The time for SPY calls are coming
yeah, probably not until may 10, at least.