/SMG/ - Stock Market General

/SMG/ - Stock Market General

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->Last Hour of the market Edition

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Fuck, is oil pumping on some Trump related news?

SPCE to $10

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHEN

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OPEN

THE

ECONOMY

So does oil going from positive to negative to positive again literally mean it went loop-de-loop?

Fuck off tripfag

We’re only down 3% bear market is officially finished! We did it reddit

hmmmm i wonder what tomorrow will be, totally unpredictable right.

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PhD is the worst fate anyone can be condemned to. Anyone that tells you there are people who enjoy academia as it is today is a charlatan or shill for their university program. Nobody will hire a PhD because nothing they do, create, or learn has anything of value outside of archaic processes that take decades to eventually develop into real applications.

Sage in all fields

ATTENTION ALL ANONS: PLEASE DO YOUR CIVIC DUTY AND USE YOUR STIM CHECK TO BUY COLA AND COLA STOCKS. AMERICA IS COUNTING ON YOU.

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lmao what the fuck

shhht

remember Yas Forums sell low buy high!
>SELL
>SELL
>SELL
!!!!!!

How do leveraged certificates work when the price is in pennies? Example: bear certificate tracking sp500 with 8x leverage, price has decayed to about 4 pennies.

So for the price to increase to 5 pennies, the value of sp500 needs to drop 25%/8 = 3.125%

The certificate is compounded daily.

Does this mean, that if I buy the certificate now and value of sp500 drops 2.5% for four days straight, I get nothing despite betting the right direction? In fact, I probably need to sell the certificate at one cent less making 25% instant loss?

Am I wrong

op is a fag

We already have a thread idiots

>that EOD dump

a slight breeze can topple this market

oil is $10i

This is the real general

ha ha! time for whiskey

PPP bill will pass tonight. I wouldn't get so cocky bobo.

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>that dump

Newfag here, how do I reply to a poast from the previous thread?

WHEN DOES IT STOP

Should I buy a some RTX in the last 10 minutes?

Also, gambles on AT&T for earnings tomorrow?

Classic bullflag. Shit is going to DOOOOOOMP EOD.

>Nobody will hire a PhD
Because nobody outside of a few top companies can afford you. Getting a PhD literally prices you out of the market.

Not true. CS PhDs make 150k starting almost anywhere in NA, nordic europe or switzerland and still live great anywhere else.
Math PhDs exist in exactly 2 companies in the world, same as physics PhDs, and starve in the streets anywhere else.
Bio PhDs are glorified labtechs and get paid little but more than enough to live a middleclass life.
EE PhDs also make tons of money.
Overall it depends greatly on field, and in general the more theoretical your stuff is the less money you get. CS is in a bubble because muh ML + crypto + IoT, but bioinformatics is likely to rise up in the coming years.

When it passes and nothing happens we’re going to tank so fast it will be hilarious. All of the greater fool retail investors have bought in. Its over. It doesn’t matter how much the feds try to pump the market.

hard sage

if dubs this is just the beginning of the end

Let me help you with that

Example:

SP500 bear x5, price 0.03 usd
>Day 1: sp500 drops 3%, 3%*5 =15%, but round(0.03*1.15)=0.03 usd
>Day 2: sp500 drops 3% more, but previous 3 cents sharp is the baseline again
>Day 3: sp500 drops 3% more, no effect
>Day 4: you sell the certificate. Sell price is one cent less than the buy price.

You just made 33% loss while you bet on right direction on a leveraged instrument.

These are basically frauds, right?

brothers allow me

I like no sticky edition. Find the sticky annoying desu.

Not true, PhDs usually don't give a shit about money so long as they can live comfortably (those are people who are used to 80-105 hours work weeks making less than minimum wage, selling plasma on the side to survive, and stealing free food from conferences they're not actually invited to to save money, all of this for 5-10 years) and do research. The high cost of PhDs in industry is purely self-inflicted.

Nah every times a stimulus bill is passed or Trump wheels out some bullshit the market poomps

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Buy Etsy on the next crash.

I bought 2 shares for shits and giggles when it was at $38, and made $44 after selling them around $60. I regret not buying more, this stock is springy as shit.

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I finally fomo after weeks of refusing to buy it. Guess what price I bought in at?

nah faggot I'm going to spend it all on gatcha games and pump japan's economy

Also this OP is such a garbage newfag, don't use his shitty new threads. And don't buy KO all the way up here, but we'll never get it for

What stim check?

PRICED IN BABY YEAH

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18?

How does it have such a high valuation!?

ANIME IS FOR BARBIE FAGGOTS GET OUT OF HERE

fuck off