/smg/ Oil stonks go weeee

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

ME LIKE THIS THREAD
OIL GOING BACK TO NEGATIVE

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more real estate for the bears, boyo. defaults when?

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Nustar NS about to pop. Oil storage is booming

its an oil transport and storage company. It's being both negatively affected and positively affected. No reason to pop

USO DUMPING AGAIN!
I'M UP 800% ON MY USO CALL!

Buy SCO or no?

You mean put?

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Why are all the NASDAQ companies getting hit too this time? I remember them being relatively all right in March.

Get it while it's hot

How long will I watch SCO moon before I buy? One thing us for sure, it it will reverse on the drop of a dime if I decide to actually buy it.

Jesus you can just tell the WTI contract holders got suckered into it by the Trump "deal".

Yeah, whoops.

why the fuck are calls gaining but not puts wtf is this clown garbage

UCO chads ww@

Post your current animal spirit lads

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Should I buy USO puts? This market is crashing

Bear chads, report in

Yesterday

Retards buying the dip are pushing up premiums

They will all be wiped out

I don't know, should you?

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WHAT ARE YOU SWING TRADERS BUYING TO HOLD OVERNIGHT AND SELL TOMORROW FOR QUICK GAINS?

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I mean June contracts crashing isn’t priced in yet, right?

I bought SCO at 51 this morning and sold at 55 I’m so dumb

GET ME THE FUCK OUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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After thinking through all these years I don't think it's possible for a Frenchman to be this devious

Is thinkorswim slow as fuck for anyone else?

AMZN puts.

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trading related internet seems slow today

>Bought USO June $1 puts
>Already up 20%

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It's 2PM?
>DOOMP EET

I want to kiss nearly all of the cnbc girls on the lips and tell them that I love them.

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dammit i cant afford that shit

The permabulls were fattened up for weeks for the slaughter. So much steak.
Personally I am a W recovery bro.

Buy puts to get a gf like this

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Someone give me one fucking reason why becoming a self propriety day trader who smokes weed, shitposts, and reads the news isn't the comfiest job imaginable. Just give me one fucking reason.

No it's not but Drumpf just tapped the brakes

TD's main website was ultra slow this morning.

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Because once the VIX dies down you will have to go back to a day job

Holy fuck USO is at 748 million volume.

why arent my 50 cent puts mooning

Why are we running multiple threads

Because your just gambling

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VIX low = you just buy calls.

I'm all for tankers et al. but NS looks like CRAP right now. Looked at their finance sheet lately? I expect a major dump tomorrow as earnings come in. This is a bulltrap for that.

LITERALLY SELLING EVERYTHING

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So that mean I shouldn't buy puts?

it's not only market that's retarded

why are companies allowed to release earnings AFTER market close? thats such fucking bullshit

Because USO is floating at 2.40 for the time being. Don't worry, its been crashing in waves.

>stonks
I’ll wait for the next thread that wasn’t made by a redditor
Saging, too