Is America going full NEET? Why TF should I work if I can get paid to jerk off and watch Netflix?

Is America going full NEET? Why TF should I work if I can get paid to jerk off and watch Netflix?

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Restaurants aren’t a real business and the people who work there are subhuman scum.

This is the reckoning for the deadweight of the US economy, food service, entertainment, and retail are fucking useless.

Glad somebody is talking about this. What incentive do they have to go back to work? I wonder if it's by design to get more people dependent on the government teat.

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this is the first thing I thought of when I saw all the unemployment numbers. There's a huge incentive to file for unemployment. It could essentially become UBI for NEETs.

if only there was a way to solve this problem

American businesses have been screwing over their employees for decades, and getting paid a reasonable amount hopefully will show how fucked up everything has been

The comparison of buying power for the average worker back in the boomer's heyday compared to now is laughable

>industry that heavily relies on immigrants to drive down wages has shit pay
Wtf restaurantbros how could we have possibly seen this coming???

In my state you need some kind of relatively recent work history to file. So permaNEETs would be shut out.

Fwiw I had a job and filed two weeks ago and haven't gotten shit either so what difference does it make?

wow my friend said exactly this. he said hes going to be on unemployment for as long as possible because hes getting paid more that way. guy works in cafe/restaurant type business. fucking crazy.

My job pays $1400 a week, comes out to like $900 after taxes in my city. During this crisis my boss started paying me even less. Can't wait for his business to die so I can get paid to sit on my ass. Fuck businesses and fuck the government, hope this whole faggot country collapses. I'm done living like a rat under this status quo. If they want to give me thousands of bucks at the expense of devaluing the national currency on which lay their entire claim to hegemony, go for it you fuckers.

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Because the higher unemployment pay only lasts until July 31st. After that, the amount paid by unemployment will fall back to the regular level and push people back into the workforce.

If an employer tries to hire you back and you deny your unemployment will stop

imagine a one time state sponsored elimination of people who have been net negative financial contributors. just for the sake of a thought experiment, and recognizing that such a thing would be morally reprehensible and never happen, would it work?

So basically we just kill all the blacks?

if the lockdown continues after summer, they will need to continue to print money and paying.

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Just the transition to intellectual capitalism:
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This, and the employer will undoubtedly report it as they're partially responsible to pay you gibs

Awwwww now you are just giving me tinglies in my balls

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I was talking about wh*Te restaurant owners

Maybe pay a living wage.
(Defined by law to be rent Under 35% of total income, yup crazy huh? )

This this this

>Retail

Seemed essential and good luck going to fucking target to buy your dilation kit if workers don’t show.

Get some roommates poorfag. Living alone isn't a right.

b-b-but user kids these days have $1000 phones!
>bought a house for $30k when the average yearly salary for a wagecuck was $15k a year and rent was $150 per month

Based Corona gittin dat livin wage. Couple more months of sanity we might be aight.

That article is bullshit. The average waiter in america makes $70k of tax free money a year (equivalent to a $100k normal salary), because they've been able to to successfully convince everyone that they're poor underpaid workers doing a very difficult job, and as a result everyone tips them 20-25% now. I hope that when restaurants open up again people stop tipping these faggots and they go back to making the minimum wage they deserve for the minimal amount of work they do.

You would lose alot of wealthy nonproductive members.

This. You can't stay on unemployment if they offer you your job back and you say no.

I'm getting unemployment, I would love to stay on unemployment, but if my job calls I have no choice but to go back

Ignore all their calls/texts/emails

>Why TF should I work if I can get paid to jerk off and watch Netflix?
With the extra $600/wk from the feds I'm getting the equivalent of $27/hr. Feels good, man.

What's good on Netflix to jerk off to?

This is the opinion of an absolute retard who thinks they are intelligent and have their own opinions.