/smg/ - Stock Market General

Expect low volume pumps to mask big boys leaving

why didn't you listen

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Above*

IF XOM DOESNT REACH 42 BY EOD I'M GOING TO BE FINANCIALLY BANKRUPT

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>tesla alone bringing the market up
lmao

IF SPY KEEPS DROPPING I WILL OWE ROBINHOOD MONEY

Why do I never buy TVIX when I say I am going to buy TVIX?

Will Shell still refuse to cut dividends? I went all in on RDS a few weeks ago..

>USO halted again
JUST

It's pumping...

How many people havent caught on? These pumps are just delaying the inevitable. Is it people thinking they are getting cheapies for literally a few quarters off or algos or Jerome "destroy the economy" Powell?

>thinking anything oil is gonna poomp
stop that right now niggy

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>nhentai inflation
Not
>bears

same reason WTI is down. nobody is using it

But if I'm gay and stocks are gay, I should probably stick with stocks

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MUMU LOOK OUT
youtube.com/watch?v=0kQjEzOojeY

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Too slow user. Bobo's have already moves on to the June contracts.

not selling kill yourself there is no reason for the market ot be pumping fucking niggers

Is CAR a good buy right now?

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Red day = buy day

What are your plays today biz?

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Buy tankers mah niggah.

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gotem

Hahaha, these pumps. Fuck all you bearfags, just start making money already like anyone with a brain swapped by yesterday. This is your chance, get USO before Uncle Jerome buys it all up.

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It's because there are literally millions of buy the dip faggots out there.
This is all they know and has been their investing strategy for the past few years and it has worked.
This is exactly what happened with the oil crash. They "bought the dip bro" and didn't realize they had to get out or take delivery.

I missed out on the sub $12 GEO :(

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Oil is only down 98% YTD, it's over for bears!