/smg/ - Stock Market General

NOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T DIE THINK OF MY SPY CALLS REEEEEEEEEEEE

those are commodity futures not stocks

>shorting tech
should've just shorted the DOW or SP500

you don't need the futures to predict that
twitter.com/Spy_Stations/status/1252426098828210177

>short s&p 500
Only retards short nasdaq/dow/spx, SHORT SMALLCAP RETARDS. It's literally following the other indexes everyday, except it gains/falls at about 1.5x whatever SPX does.

MY PUTS ARE FINALLY PRINTINGGGGGGGGG

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remember when they called this shit 'black gold'?

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LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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inb4 gold smashes down to 0 tomorrow

>t.retard
Fine I will keep the 1.5x profits for myself then.

that's right, keep your shitty takes to yourself retard

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The barrel costs more than the oil inside.

Bullish on barrels

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>WTI crude is the same as the stock market
>the number of posts by this ID is equal to the poster's IQ

>paper spot price goes to 0
>physical still at 1700
If only I bought more

you can't reason with a crypto tranny

>he bought the top

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Gonna go put the rest of my cash on INTC bull credit spreads for earnings.

No, you missed the dump it was a nothingburger and ended in about 10 minutes, big surprise. The news isnt even negative

Barrels aren't single use.

How the fuck does an SMG thread get pruned? I have a feeling that gentlemen like frog will have something to say about it in his next announcement

>HE PURCHASED STOCKS AT ATH DURING A RECESSION

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>Korean stock market only down 2% on the news that NK's fat guy had heart surgery last week and his health status is unknown
clown market is worldwide

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goodnight and... good luck

haha I'm not going to bed I just wanted to say that

>t. makes $0.67 for every dollar I make

Huh...makes me think...

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pic rep is mumu 2 weeks from now lmao

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Based

who here buying up airline and boeing stonks? literally free money

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All retard perma-bull/bears are retarded. That said, I certainly hope none of you are long on the major indices.

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>Hey user, I hear you know a lot about stocks!

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Kek free transfer of wealth from you to people smarter than you

are you mad or something, retard? don't @ me anymore

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>tfw got out right at the top
>immigration btfo
>rocketman btfo
feels good to be a fucking chad

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June oil hitting teens tonight?

>tfw all in on NET and RTX

Will I be financially okay?

the only way buying airline/beoing stocks is a bad idea right now is if you need to liquidate in the next 2 years or they get nationalized(EXTREMELY unlikely)

How do I transfer my account and stocks from TD Ameritrade to Robinhood? The only reason I went with TD is for supposedly better support... well... I tried calling the trading desk today and asking them how I could get compensated for purchasing WTI when it hit negative. The indian call center agent had no idea what I was talking about. I kept asking for a ticker but the stupid fool was clueless. Complete and utter joke considering I missed one of the best buying opportunities of my lifetime. I see today that oil is already back at $1 so really TD cost me potentially millions of dollars. I really have no more reason to stick with this moronic company and have decided to move everything to robinhood. Do I just create an account at robinhood and fill out something to transfer everything across? Also for the future how would I buy WTI on Robinhood? I expect another negative price could be occurring soon and don't want to miss it.

>buy something that might take 2 years for you to make significant money off of
this is a get rich quick scheme board goy, buy raw Tesla options and spend your stimulus on dogecoin

>he fell for the end of the world meme

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>t. coping animeposter
Reminder that I will always be 1.5 times better than you.

Calls on tankers? Or is it too late?

what does it make you think user

>got out of gme today when it pumped today
i almost sold on friday. thank you god for watching over my retard hands.

it's almost like stay at home measures worked, the biggest fear were hospital beds being at capacity

Gold is in the shitter too.
Can’t eat gold.
Can’t use gold at most locations.

>potentially millions of dollars
How are you going to pay for your tranny faggot drugs?

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you are sad and pathetic

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pfft, everyone here is a long/short chad.
We buy only the finest of stocks that stand to benefit from all this. And we short the index that contains many companies that will default.

Long/short is the truth.

agree HARD on NOT shorting the QQQ, but why not smallcaps? My understanding is that the smallcaps will most likely lead the next move up or down.

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>buy a couple hundred shares of some shit stock like GE or F
>sell covered call after covered call to degenerate gamblers as they crab right along

>as he posts from his iphone

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that makes me rock fucking hard bro