I have 3700 bucks how do I become rich as shit with the upcoming depression

I have 3700 bucks how do I become rich as shit with the upcoming depression

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your 3700USD are about to be as valuable as 3700 rupees

buy crypto before it's too late

okay so what the fuck should be buy

idiot

Long oil

chainlink, have you heard of that?

i answered
buy rupees

buy a gun and start robbing the weak

How do I do that, sorry I'm a newfag

I'm simply too BASED to tell you

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based

You don't know what you're doing do you

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gold and silver guaranteed to moon

buy a gun, freeze dried food, and a tent. enjoy being homeless. i don’t understand why you poor people think $3700 is a lot of money. Thats like a child thinking its rich because they got a 10 dollar bill lol

I have 3700 I can invest you fucking idiot it's not like I'm living on the streets begging for money

do children in 2020 even think 10 dollars is a lot of money?

FTM of worth many rupees sir

Invest in alcohol (InBev, Brown-Forman, constellation, Miller doors, diageo, Heineken, etc). If we do reach a true depression more people will be drinking than driving.

buy a sex doll and pimp it out

yea u shuld just kys desu

RSR is your golden ticket out.

zcash

Buy kleros

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>I barely feel like I’m keeping up
Good I hope you never find closure for being such a fag

You’re old af

Jeez what a fag

congratulashuns

It's a depression, everyone gets poor.

Find a few other people until you can buy a brick of cocaine. Mix with water and baking soda, sell as crack. Reinvest profit for two bricks, repeat crack selling.

10 dollars wasnt worth shit in the 90s either. What's new?

You can swing trade with $500 bucks and build up your portfolio. This is why I hate cryptofaggots. They are shit for brains and think that you have to buy a share for .10 cents and it has to rocket to 158k a share to be "making it." The majority are faggot kids with no real investment experience. $3700 is more I han enough to start. But you're going to have to work for it. You can't just put all on one share, forget about it for several years and then one day you're rich. Trade daily and research nonstop. I started with $1000 at Corona release date and I'm already to $6347. Be patient, do your homework and listen to your gut.

You might still be able to get a suicide stack of LINK if you hurry

Based? Based on what?

Cash is king, you want a lot of liquidity when the market is bottomed out.

Having your money work for you to make you more money happens no matter what the initial investment you LARP cunt. Far cry away from " wont do shit "
This is some Ricky Bobby if you're not first, you're lasy logic. Go swallow a gallon of bleach with a dick straw.

VIDT
Verified millionaire (by eyes)

should i buy 1k worth of link lads???