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1 barrel of oil is 0.158987 cubic meters. The tanker hold 8 tanks, each with 730 cubic meters of storage. So in each 730 cubic meter tank, there is 4591.56 barrels of oil. So in the total 8 tanks, there is 36,732.48 barrels of oil. According to the latest check of the price per barrel of about -20. We would be paid $734,649.90. Minus out the cost of the tanker at 375,000.00, and we are looking at a profit of 359,649.

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who’s “we”

Im in.

>fill up the tanker with oil
>sail to the middle of the ocean
>dump it
>sail back and refill again
>repeat
I'm a fucking genius thank me later

did this nigger just multiplied a positive number by negative number and posted as a result a positive one?

I’m in, have the Big Milker secretary send over the papers

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>checked
Tank you fren

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ironically. or maybe sale to some west african nightmare port town and give it to the locals for free.

Yes because in this case the negative number is the price of the barrel, which becomes profits for us.

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RIP literal whales

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>dubs and trips
Bros...

its 730 cubic meter capacity total not 730x8 cbm

That tanker is probably valued over 25 million dollars

Actually it's only listed at $375,000

What happens if the tanker has a tiny leak and leaks 5 barrel per hour?

>buy 10,000 barrels of WTI
>”thanks! Here’s your 400,000 dollars! Where should we deliver this to?”
>”uhhhhh 1-2-3...4th street. Uhhhhh Kansas City, uhhhhhh, Missouri?”

hell, i'd happy be the one to take on all the oil futures, if some of you guys agree to be my shipmates, we can split profits.

Unironically, would this work? I see no problems with this plan.
Unless they refuse to sell the oil to you then you should be able to pull this off.

Then you wait for it to leak out fully and go back for more barrels, double the profit!

I lost my job and my house so yeah I'll be your shipmate

You need some cheap chinks to drive that thing around to some shithole country to get the oil first.

You get richer

Did I just invent the Perpetual motion of money?!!!

Why even leave port?

Sounds grand, just find the cheapest cunts you can. It doesn’t even matter if they lose the oil, just buy some more to recoup the losses.

> what can go wrong
nobody real will ever give you money to take oil

>We would be paid $734,649.90

thats only if you can take delivery right now. it's going to take you weeks to close a deal to buy / lease that tanker ship.

also, reselling the oil will be difficult, as you have no name or brand in the industry, no one knows who you are, no one knows the quality of your oil, etc. you have no customers to resell the oil to.

plus you need to calculate the daily costs of operating the ship. is there a crew?

unless you buy the ship, fill it with oil, and then try to sell it all as a package deal? but who's going to broker that fucking deal? you? mark cuban?

face it kid, you're a dreamer.
>ps the fed is buying the world

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Then that’s fine as well, since you should only buy the tanker after getting the oil you lose nothing by giving it a go.

so then what happens when my contracts expire? They just tell me to fuck off?

>implying June's oil futures arent fucked too
>implying we wont crew the ship with Yas Forums posters

Contract? What?

The upfront capital I'm talking about is people paying me to accept the futures contract, because they can't store the oil the agreed to buy.

I explain you how it works.
> Buy boat
> Go to Middle East oligarch
> Agree price
> Agree bribe
> Sign deal
> Get oil

No other way

>>implying June's oil futures arent fucked too
>>implying we wont crew the ship with Yas Forums posters

yes that is exactly what i'm implying, lol. are these Yas Forumscrew coming with names of customers to sell to?

A futures contract. When you “buy” oil, you’re actually entering a contract in which they’re obligated to give you the oil for the price you paid at the time of contract expiry.
[spoiler]I think that’s how it works. [/spoiler]

What? Who is paying you?