/smg/ - Stock Market General

Brainlet here. So is this actually serious or is everyone memeing this for shits and giggles

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RELEASE THE CLOWNS
youtube.com/watch?v=51IXwqDDLG4

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Okay, I bought 10,000 barrels at 0.01 thinking it could only go up. How fucked am I?

OH NO OIL BROS LOOKS LIKE WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!

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>all these newfags sperging out
it's starting to become physically painful to read these threads

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Is Reddit down for anyone else?

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Buy the dip goys!

So it's a bloody Monday after all.

WHY

WHY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>made the new thread 20+ posts too early
Like damn dude, okay you can have it
just don't be a shitter and announce if/when you are leaving the helm.

what happend to this user

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Big nothingburger. Watch CNBC.

Some 16 yearold boomer was shilling this at $5 said $30 was a sure thing

PVACNASDAQ
Penn Virginia Corporation
$3.31dollar day change,-$0.69percent day change,(17.25%)
3:07:13pm ET 4/20/2020

We’re meming to cope

how did you buy oil, the commodity?

i still cant believe Burry let me get out of GME today. almost 11% up. dont care if it continues to moon im never doing that stupid shit again

Thousands of bonehead stoners are getting blasted out of their minds right now missing the biggest literal HAPPENING if their lives

I HAVE 10 $284 SPY CALLS EXPIRING TODAY HOW FUCKED AM I

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Am I supposed to buy oil stocks? Do I go somewhere and tell them how many barrels and then they pay me? I'm new to trading and never fucking heard of something being sold at a negative price

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so uh
what does this actually mean
please explain like im 5 years old

Explain to us then.

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Second leg down inbound.
Caused by oil crash.
Exit all markets.

>can't post this updated meme image because it keeps going lower
FOR FUCKS SAKE

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>Robinhood

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Are bulltards gonna tell us this is "priced in" too? You had plenty of time to prepare.

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It's the oil itself that is negative, not stocks of anything

So what exactly is propping up the dollar now? Nukes?