How will he try to pump the oil markets today?

How will he try to pump the oil markets today?

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if shit goes south, Trump - unironically - will try to push a currency reform introducing Trump-Dollar (equals like $1.000). 1TD comes with Trump's face (both sides, in Gold), 10 TD bill will feature Ivanka.

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Like all other presidents before him. Go to WAR

putting a bullet in his brain

Pretty sure he wants cheap oil.
Everyone does. Cheap energy, plus it fucks over the Arabs.

Let's re-open the country, folks. We need you to take trips all around the country. Drive as much as you can.

Import tax on all non US oil

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>Pretty sure he wants cheap oil.

Oil is one of the biggest exports from the United States

Kek

You know the Texas economy is pretty much destroyed if oil collapses, right?

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>Thank you to Saudi Arabia

I wonder how he feels now that MBS is blowing up his chances of getting reelected

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repeaters say yes

he should invade the rainforest, then set up a charity to save the rainforest, then threaten to use all the negative price oil to pave the rainforest and see what all these liberal virtue signalers do then.

good plan. lets take USA back to the dark ages

oh and of course, the charity money would be buying physical oil for a national stockpile, but it would technically be saving the rainforest because it would make paving it cost ineffective

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so how's the government gonna bail out yet another industry

burn the excess oil. pretend like it never happened.
reset everything.

>what will trump do
>what will trumps plan be

>trump
>plan

What the fuck makes any of you think that trump has more than a surface level understanding of anything thats going on around him?
There is literally No evidence that he knowledgeable or reads shit, he literally proves the polar opposite every time he gets on stage and starts freestyling.

How, my sweet lord, how is any of this not entirely obvious to everyone

He will say he checked the gas stations and there still selling it high

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In fact it's a rip-off. I-I just spoke to MBS, great guy, fantastic guy. I told him, I said FUNCKYOIU SANDNIGGRE

>the billionaire celebrity president is stupid! He just got lucky and magically became that successful through dumb luck!

War. Expect a false flag this week.

> four bankruptcies
> literally bankrupted casinos

now you are just showing off your ignorance of all things business, business bankruptcies happen all the time and they certainly don't mean the leader running them is stupid, why are you even on biz?

>haha, some of the billionaire's dozens of ventures failed!!

> own casinos
> the house always wins

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He'll try again to open the US Strategic Petroleum Reserves for buying oil and try to get Democrats on board by conceding money for Democrats' pet projects. Might be worth it in this case IMO from a political standpoint.

do you somehow think that those were trumps only businesses? He created dozens of businesses, of course some are going to go bankrupt and need restructuring.

Rhetoric touting a V-shaped recovery and early lifting of coronavirus lockdowns.

nah his other businesses were trump steaks and trump university and we all know how incredibly successful they were

>small loan of a million dollars

so if I gave you a small loan of 1,000 could you turn it into millions? Obviously you could if Trump is as dumb as everyone keeps saying he is.