THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED IN HISTORY

DO YOU REALIZE THAT?
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A CONCEPT OF FUTURE ASSETS GOING NEGATIVE. NEVER IN HISTORY. YOU ARE LIVING IN HISTORY

THIS IS GOING TO CRASH THE ECONOMY, EXIT ALL MARKETS.

think about this, this opens of pandoras box, how do you price this now????? 0-(-5)? do you realize how big of a deal this is? this is going to fuck everything up forever.

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fucking clown world

very nice

What does the future hold?

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we short june next or?

>THIS IS GOING TO CRASH THE ECONOMY
yes. finally

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Is link the comfiest hold in the history of the world?

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China's going to buy it all up and we're going to war. Screencap this shit

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Fully liquid baby

Quick nuke Saudi Arabia that'll fix it. Don't forget to drop one on Israel for good measure.

It's fine. Jerome muthafuckin Powell will just print oil storage containers. Boom, problem solved.

capped because i also believe something akin to this could happen

This is what happens when you trade non-existent items with imaginary money

That would be so retarded. Capped.

It’s called contango newfag, look it up

BASED.

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all out war against china?

declassify 9/11.
invade saudi arabia.
problem solved.

relax goy
its just a couple of bots and coked up paranoid brokers :)

>YOU ARE LIVING IN HISTORY
wtf

Israel did 911

Porque no los dos? The house of Saud is actually jewish

trust the plan

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7nFbKzt-uwE

... economy was crashed before this, with the lockdowns whats happening right now is just continuation, if you believe it was going to be business as usual since the new policies it just speaks that you don't know what the fuck you're on about

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you're the newfag throwing around a word you just learned. contango isnt synonymous with negative prices

Read the definition of contango then tell me how it doesn’t apply. Stick to shitcoins

>tfw I'm already poor and all my student loan debt is erased because civilization just collapsed

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>inb4 war with China
>news.trust.org/item/20200420175005-u059x
>Pentagon to ask U.S. Congress for emergency coronavirus funds to support defense industry

I've not seen a more devastating lockdown than the one in the US right now, and the aberrant behavior of the oil future is a sign of things to come.

I can see them having so much oil to directly burning it to mine more Bitcoin

>tfw you work in the defense industry

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Yas Forums I am pleb, tell me.. what is negative asset? Is this means that if I "buy" one barrel of oil, I will get the barrel and the negative as cash? LOL

they hiring right now user? might be pretty busy soon

> declassify 9/11
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

BASED defense user

Also, check this one out:
>miamiherald.com/news/business/article242136651.html
>Florida releases unemployment data: 1.5 million claims filed but just 40,193 paid

It's bad, really bad.

Are you working remotely or?

Told you dumb cunts to stay away from oil.

Negative. Future prices in. Free market is best market

American WTI trading way lower than Western Canadian Select. Historic first.

The trophy for the WTC attacks in Jerusalem.

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There's been like 2,000 new postings in the past month at the place I'm working at, so it looks like it.

Yeah, everyone who can is working remotely now. Only the ones that work in secured areas for secret/top secret work still have to show up every day.

Finally
God bless petroaccelerationism