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DO OIL COMPANIES GIVE ME 40 DOLLARS EXTRA IF I BUY THEIR OIL?

I don't think this is funny anymore

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bruh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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HOW CAN I GET IN ON THIS AND BECOME A MILLIONARE?

ITS 53 DOLLARS NOW BUCKAROO

"The headline number that everyone is freaking out over is the front month contract. Right now that's the May contract. Trading in this contract will end tomorrow, April 21, and delivery of physical crude will be in May.

In the normal course of events traders holding this contract about now would be selling it to someone will to take physical delivery and then roll the income from that sale into a later contract.

RIght now, however, no one wants to (or is able to) take physical delivery. Storage is near full. So no one want this contract, hence the crash in pricing.

On Wednesday the headlines will report a 50% jump in crude prices because the headlines always refer to the front month price. And on Wednesday the front month contract will be the June contract.

As for USO, they try to hold the front month contract, but they don't hold it to the very end. This month, USO started to roll to the June contract on 7-April and were done by 13-Apr. So they missed this crash.

Also, note that because USO has gotten so big they are no able to hold all their assets in the front month contract. It would violate exchange rules. Going forward USO will hold only 80% in the front month and 20 % in the next month."

OIL

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Why are stocks not free falling?

Yeah if you go to the gas station right now they just give you a full tank and $58 for free I already tried it

Buy JCP

There is no way, NO WAY, this event is isolated and won't have repercussions.

i can't believe bitcoin outlive oil WHAT THE FUCK.

>literally negative oil prices
>HAL -2.0% :(

Nice thread retards, this is all normal.

In fact I would say this is bullish and priced in if anything.

This is going to be the depression in history

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PLEASE GOD WHY WHY WHY FUCK

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Okay how does -36 even make sense

getting som 2017 vibes here bros

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>buy oil
>get paid 40 bucks
>dump the oil in the ocean
>repeat

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How long before people start dumping the oil they have into rivers and get paid to replace it?

So are tanker/storage companies still even viable at this point?? Would these oil companies have already tried to sell/ship/store prior to this happening?? Are tankers and storage already full? AHHHHHHHHHH

it's not open to buy for normies

Is there video footage anywhere?

OH SHIT, MARKET STRUCTURE ISSUES CAUSED THIS.

FLASH CRASH

Just buy barrels of oil. Literally infinite money, I’m up 3 billion dollars today from that one simple trick

So, what prevents US for getting paid to get the delivery, and fly off to some other country with the money?

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BUY NOW BUY NOW GO GO GO

START INVESTING IN FUCKING WEAPONS AND AMMUNITON, ITS LITERALLY OVER
>START INVESTING IN FUCKING WEAPONS AND AMMUNITON, ITS LITERALLY OVER
START INVESTING IN FUCKING WEAPONS AND AMMUNITON, ITS LITERALLY OVER

Possible we will see XOM go below $40 or is this priced in?

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Buy what, you nigger?
Nothing but the price of crude oil is down.

>I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHINGS BROKEN. THIS IS ACTUALLY NOT POSSIBLE!

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FUCK BASED

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

IVE LOST SO MUCH MONEY HELP ME

>go to the gas pump
>gas station literally pays me to put gas in car

ITS LITERALLY FREE MONEY

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How the fuck is this gonna bounce without a war?

>THIS IS ACTUALLY NOT POSSIBLE

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>Yes of course I loaded up on oil tanker calls

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lol CME is going to fix this issue so it never happens again better take advantage of it now

market broke

>Just walk into a refinery and ask them to give you all of their oil for 50 million dollars.
>Tfw they'll happily take this deal and thank you for doing this.

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Buy oil everyone let's pump it back to zero so we can sell for a huge profit

did america just die? is china now the super power?

>not already having guns and ammo stored up
ngmi

>the actual level of cope and delusion
Oh Nononononono.

>blame it on the programs

China was always the super power whiteboy

The house of cards, is falling down.

June contract about to go below $20

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LMT 420c 4/24
DAL 23p 4/24
Earnings plays so far, found some good entry points. Any others I should consider?

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Looks like a hedge fund or leveraged ETF just failed. And dumped all their oil

I used to have no money and no oil. Now I have all money and all oil

WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED
HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN SO BLIND
NOW WE GET WHAT WE DESERVE

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WHAT DO I BUY WHAT DO I BUY

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Trump suicide soon.

Brian Sullivan: no BS here
Kelly Evans: Just BS reporting to us

kek

Uh guys, you brought oil goes at -40 and sold right now at -28, did you actually make any money?

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OH NO NO NO NO NO...LOOK AT THIS DUDEEEEE...HAHAHAHAHAH

Why would war help this? As I understand the US goes to war to get oil, what are they going to do just dump their oil into some third world shithole? I would think this would just result in an expansion of storage and oil based manufacturing companies.

sco puts

GUNS

Because the middle east gets fucked by this not the west

IS SPY STILL GONNA PUMP DURING POWER HOUR???

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You can feel the rage in this guy

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Proof that many of these futures traders shouldnt be there to begin with. It's how the big companies pump prices by using retail investors and when they need an escape they dump it on retail.

HELP

HELP

HELP

JEROME

JESUS

SOMEBODY HELP

CME will never let this happen again. They are investigating the issue

We're going to war, user.

WHERE IS THE LINK

LET THE BARRELS HIT THE FLOOR

Yes, you got paid $40 per barrel, and you paid $28 to sell it off, you made $12 per barrel.

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Way too well thought out a post for this place.

SYNCHRONIZATION RATE -400%
WE WILL TURN INTO TANG SOON

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I dont get why these news casters get buttblasted. Iirc they arent allowed to trade so why do they care if it goes up or down?

Пиндocы cocyт ХУИ!

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based

HOW I SHORT AMERICA?
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oil is ogre frens

There was a few days without a power hour pump. I would not count on the pumps on any day but Friday or after a big dip.

War somewhere is a given.
Buy ITA XAR

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The oil is actually Trump's fault. Live sudoku soon.

kek

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nice

Based on what, Satan?

Boomers are in a total disbelief.
Imagine their faces as this continues and fucks up the June contract.
It's actual suicide time at that point.

Kek

GO GO GO

America can just infinitely pump, China lost their chance to take the top spot

BOOMER KINO
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BOOMER KINO
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BOOMER KINO
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BOOMER KINO
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JUST WALK AWAY
TAKE THE OIL, AND WALK AWAY

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WHERE IS THE LINK.

WHAT DO I BUY

oh no no no

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>When suicide doesn't seem so bad.

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There are obviously loop holes where someone else invests their money for them.

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This is a 1987 moment

>"What's happening?"
>no one has answers
>no one is even making up shit that sounds right

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>retard tier
all oil is free
>midwit tier
you retards don't understand rollover its a nothingburger
>big brain tier
june contracts are also doomping you retards

TRUMP SUICIDE LIVE ON TV TODAY, SCREENCAP THIS

FUCK I BLEW IT
THIS IS NOW WHEN I SHOULDVE GONE SRTY IS IT?!?!

?

Also these are the worst anchors
Tyler and Kelly are garbage, only other worst one is John fort.

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Mom is kicking me out of the house She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 1,000,000 barrels of cruide oil and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Cruide Oil's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Should I pay here 890.000.000 barrels of cruide oil instead? Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the bottom. Any South Dakota OilChads I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 10.000 barrels a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

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So, does this trigger another ¨big dip in stocks?

PUMP IT BACK IN MOTHERFUCKERS

who will be hurt most?

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>45 minutes until we witness the most legendary pump in our lifetimes
strap in lads. we're going for a wild ride

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Supply too high, nowhere to store it, no one wants to buy the May contracts to exercise them so they're worthless.

that dude 100% posts here

so oil is negative or just futures?

Meat stock

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Why would he. His stock market babies are looking bullish as fuck.

>he thinks the majority under 30 are willing to fight for the u.s. government and corporations

they literally arent though

fresh meme

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Both

I love how all of these experts have absolutely no answers for this.

Don't you watch CNBC user? The market broke, something is broken, it doesn't make sense. I don't know how to explain it any clearer

OIL IS A CRYPTO CURRENCY

>this continues and fucks up the June contract.
I don't see why It wouldn't. how long can oil companies maintain solvency? Even if all the jewish governors and trump stopped restricting everything the amount of oil vs demand is going to put companies out of business or at least it should without continuous bail outs and even with bail outs tons of people will be losing their ass.

>-20% is no big deal

When he said that the metal in the barrel is worth more than the oil because we can all crawl inside and go over Niagra Falls I suspected he lurks here

How much more will BA tank? Might try to pick up some cheapies.

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Panic bought $4k worth of tankers. Got FRO, DHT, NAT, TK.
r8, h8, masterb8

but all the experts are saying "I don't know, I have to make some phone calls"

>buy a million barrels of oil
>just leave em there, don't pick em up and make it someone else's problem
>become millionaire instantly

what a time for trade futures

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I literally went all in this morning. I'm not even mad.

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hello boomer stock gen. what stock to buy with oil crashing?

>no one wants to buy the May contracts to exercise them so they're worthless
but what about the people that literally bought?

all oil is negative but WTI may futures are the apocalyptic collapse tier ones

USO price is reflecting the June and July contracts. They already unloaded their May contracts last week

WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY BEFORE THEY PUMP

When oil is negative, just buy another billion barrels and they'll pay you to take it. Then have it delivered to Florida where it can be dumped into the Gulf of Mexico to feed the fishies.

What does this mean for stocks?
Should I just sell everything, hold cash, and hide under my bed?

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IT TURNS YOU INTO A NIGGER

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>"experts"

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I wonder what the algos are thinking right now

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kek

fucking lmao

Just buy oil

Dude USO looks hella fuckin sweet rn bros, all it has to do is go over 20 next month and we will be rolling around in pure money

If you want to reply with contango don't even at me bitch I am deep in the hopium

zombie apocalypse next

this nigga bought oil

CME IS INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE MANIPULATION
>CME IS INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE MANIPULATION
CME IS INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE MANIPULATION
>CME IS INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE MANIPULATION

Is gas gonna go up or down?

BLACKED

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Have fun being on the hook for transporting and storing millions of barrels of oil.

That make any long term investment in oil ETF difficult.
>current oil indexes
You know what you're talking about?
It won't
ETFs doesn't work this way

>just let me die

>when she deepthroat so hard you can see your dick come out the other side

LMAO THE FUCKING COPE

hey bud, i know it feels good to think that, but please research how USO works. oil needs to be at about $30 for USO to even get up to $5. or something like that, I don't remember because i found it very disheartening when I looked into it.
have a nice day.

source

Oh God please no

CNBC BOOMERS SEETHING

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Is this a shitpost?

No, USO is now correlating with June future contract, which is still over 20 right now

I WORK AT AN OIL COMPANY
WE ALREADY LAID OFF 30% LAST WEEK

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>Shorted oil earlier today
>Made 50% gains
>Then it hit negative and i lost 150%
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT

son of a bitch give me a sauce

JUST PUT $1K INTO GLOG

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How much in losses fren?

>oilkeks

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