Oil price is negative

But if oil is worthless there is no reason for war

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Hopefully Brent will follow soon so we can finally have WW3

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There will be a war for oil storage

sign up to store barrels of oil for some sweet passive income :^)

>Walk into gas station
>"Hey I'd like 10 gallons on pump 6"
>"Of course sir, let me just ring you up. That comes out to $28.32"
>Take the money, put it in my wallet
>Go fill up my tank with the gas I just got paid to take

Feels good to live in the Trump economy.

Foreign countries conspired to royally fuck the US economy.

why would there be a war?

We're going to fight a war over who takes the oil. Whoever loses gets all the oil.

Kek

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>Walk into gas station
>They're out of business

More likely scenario

oil is worthless. whats the point of fighting over it. its free.
are u retarded?

>have to pay for every barrel of oil you're forced to take

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kek

The guy on CNBC is losing his mind.
Holy kek

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Read the post again brainlet

A month ago I bought puts with a negative strike price and they called me crazy. Today they call me a visionary.

It means when you go the pump and fill up you go in to get paid by the cashier.

Iraq invades us to give us their oil.