/smg/ - Stock Market General

OIL IS FUCKING DEAD edition

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>Free Chart:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
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>misc
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dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
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OIL PRICES

some of us were into oil before it was cool

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Happy birthday, uncle.

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sneed

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Rate my options

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SUB $4 OIL

WHAT DO I BUY TO PROFIT OFF OF OIL.

I ALREADY OWN RDSb, WTI (the company), XOM, and HAL

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BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN

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IS SPY GONNA PUMP SOON???

I am so blessed to live in such times

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Even after death, he still delivers.

Give it to me straight Yas Forums
Literally how fucked is the west?

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*knock knock*

How's our little wolf on wallst-

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Is it normal for the oil price to plunge the day the contract rolls over?
I mean, would you have seen a comparable drop in previous months?
I really don't know, never cared about commodities

SP500 has had a strong positive correlation with WTI also through this crisis. Every time oil has negatively correlated with SP500, it has resulted in a selloff with a small latency.

Time to short

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to the wealthsimple USO guy I strongly recommend you buy RTX instead for your USD exposure, contango will destroy USO

3,82$

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Thoughts on Gazprom?

alright incels we just need to keep oil at these prices for a week and the Petrodollar get decimated = US collapse

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AAPL PUMPING
BOBO IS FINISHED

God damn it dobber

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TREE FIDDY

So what are the implications of this, personally I couldn't give a fuck about the price, is there something I'm missing?

You're witnessing history today.

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WTI OIL

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So when to enter the UCO position? I think when WTI goes negative should be good.

Imagine not buying KOS at a time like this

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could it tank the DJI and crypto market?

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Oil is down and stocks barely moved. Guess I'm just going back into Kohl's

>tfw building a swimming pool of oil with all the cheapies im buying

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Let Bobo in.

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What oil tickers should I get? Exxon Shell aren't swinging

Irrevocably.

shorted usd/cad
instantly lost $100
forex is a fucking meme wtf lmao

>US oil goes bankrupt in your lifetime.

no, it means nobody can take physical delivery

It's dropping because if you buy the contract right now you must either sell it, take physical delivery of the oil, or expire worthless

I can’t do this anymore.

Down 84% in a single session

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Guys I'm almost bankrupt because of etsy. That fucker skyrockets as soon as I shorted it.

Here is the real kicker. I like etsy. I bought it and held for a year as it slowly went down. It had a great balance sheet and great financials. Now more than half the stores are closed and it moons. I'm pissed.

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I started investing and trading when the market bottomed out a moth or so ago. I have no idea what I'm doing, the market has no idea what it's doing, and I'm making money.

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS CRASH AS SOON AS I BUY

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HOLY FUCK

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DO we buy USO now? What do we do?

HELP ME!

My friend wants to know when he should sell the SQQQ he bought at $17

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I'm going to fucking panic dude.

CAN I BUY OIL "STOCKS"???? CAN I GET RICH OFF OF THIS??? I DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT THIS MOMENT FOR LIFE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BUY

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If I hadn't pulled out my oil short a week ago I would have literally over a million $ right now. God fucking damn I hate myself

Just want to remind you all that it is literally more cost efficient to keep refineries and wells running and pumping than it is to stop producing oil to deal with oversupply. They will not be turning off the taps and are going to continue pumping that shit out of the ground even if the price is $1.

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FUCKING OIL MOTHERFUCKERS

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I have SNDE. How likely is KOS to survive this

Lauren Thomas is cute boutta slide into her linkedin DMs

bros.. shes talking about JCP

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BUY RAYTHEON WAR WITH SAUDIS SOON

TRUMPBUX WHERE ARE YOU. I NEED MORE SHARES TO DOUBLE DOWN ON WAR AND DEATH.

Bottom for oil is in, things are so fucking bad we HAVE to see action to save it. I pray my oil stocks don't sink, but fuck it, I am fucking shoving all I got into this bullshit now.

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Russian President Vladimir Putin says US dominance is ending after mistakes 'typical of an empire' ... "Thank God, this situation of a unipolar world, of a monopoly, is coming to an end," Putin

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>he bought in a global oil crisis caused by Saudis and Russians explicitly hoping to crash the US oil market

How to profit on oil for retard?

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WHY ARE OIL STOCKS COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO WTI PRICE

OIL IS HITTING 0 TODAY WE NEED WAR NOW

jesus christ selling xom calls this far itm that don't expire for a month, and then not buying anything to limit your gains/losses...

You are going to have a negative account value

Imagine caring about CFD's. You retards will never make it

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Every time the US navy launches a tomahawk, RTX goes up by $5
true fact

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The stocks aren't swinging because the market is artificial. Look at WTI for the truth. Eventually the contradictions need to be resolved.

oil stock are down like 1-2%

>>forex is a fucking meme wtf lmao
It always amuses me each time people learn this. It's Brownian motion around government intervention.

Don’t listen to women, retard

I was supposed to go the park and jog and do sprints, but this happened.

>tfw Bobo that went 100% on SPXS at $12.08
>TFW ACTUALLY GOING TO CATCH THE LEG DOWN

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They shouldn't but Jerome has inflated this shit so much they can't go down.

A-are we finally back bobros?

>oil has collaped -80%
>stocks literally not moving
lmao
imagine believing this market isn't 100% rigged by the fed

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Bears SEETHING they missed the bottom

But what triggered this historical oil drop today Why not friday, or next monday or "slowly" over the week?

WHY THE FUCK IS SPY TANKING

If oil goes under $1, aren't we all fucked? It's not staying on the stock market long enough to see a recovery, it will be delisted, no?

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the price of oil is receding faster than my hairline

does this mean I win?

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IS THIS FUCKING REAL LIFE???

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>oil goes down
>oil ETFs go up
SOMEONE STOP THE CLOWNS

I think oilfrens are gone

bullkeks to be placed on suicide watch

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>Oil down 80%
>SPY barely dips 1%
What a free and not manipulated market.

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Crisis of the third century INCOMING
Better get your wealth in order before people start getting bound to their lands and professions again.

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USA is oil free

buy TSLA

>Barrel of Oil for less than a coffee

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CLOSE THE FUCKING FUTURES MARKETS

Should I buy USO at the bottom?

I'm on my 4th whiskey

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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God I hope trump goes to war, it'll make me money in oil and if my unit gets deployed I'll be making practically double my base pay all tax free.

Venezuela Just Stopped Accepting US Dollars for Oil As

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AHHHHHHHHH HOLY FUUUUUUUU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHEN WILL IT STOP

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Free oil soon

no because oil prices can be fixed, your hairline is fucked forever

So basically this means people were vastly overestimating demand for oil in May, correct?

Sounds like we may not be priced in after all

Anyone have that webm of the woman trying to store oil in plastic bags?

yeah... +15% on my uso calls.... kinda feel like dumping this oil on some schmuck, but i'ma hold it a little longer. I want to enjoy it when i dump this light sweet texas tea on some asshole.

>Oil is decimated
>GUSH mooning

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>energy costs less
>wtf why is good????

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>McDonald's Coffee is more than a barrel of oil
COFFEE FUTURES WHEN?
NOT RAW COFFEE. MCD COFFEE

DPZ
Earnings Thursday morning.

>Car advertisment on CNBC
K E K

>accepting
Venezuela is going to have to give US dollars away to ditch their oil

Anyone buy CARR?

>no, I said trumpet

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OIL BOBOS REPORT

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lmao