/smg/ - Stock Market General

new york is a shithole, good riddance edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/breast-feeding

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
pornhub.com/tag/hapa-breeding-programs

>misc
stocktwits.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

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first for niggers

BOBO ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK BOBO?

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fuck tripfags

S&P bart incoming.

Guys, please, can you pump NIO and MGI (Moneygram) for me?
I need to get to 4,6 and 2,7 dollars respectively to get break even so I can get out of those stocks.
Please, I got 1k dollars in each and it is like 30% of my portfolio.

Please

the bears are dying

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lol where’s the guy who was bragging about going all in on spxs at 12.80 yesterday

>disgusting 3D
you will pay dearly for this

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Will BA ever be under 100 again?

>200 week moving average

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>crude falling to new lows
>oil stocks still rising

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took my biomeme profit to invest in bitcoin once it crashes before the halvening

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

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Buy REFR

Meme stock PE ratio is over 1700, what do?

The stonks are completely detached from reality

This shit makes no sense. Fuck you Jerome.

Is FOREX scalping viable? I am done with this shit.

>3dpd
bearish

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NIO's gone up so much more than I thought today
Lets pray it keeps the trend and we sell on friday

well yeah... like if flour prices go down don't you think a pizza shop has higher profits?

hey, buddy, fuck you

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>t.

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I guess the only reason oil is green today is because investors are anticipating Trump slapping tariffs on foreign oil.

it makes perfect sense. oil is so fucked that the government will have no choice but to step in

Modern monetary theory is a joke. Maybe I want a deflationary death spiral so I can afford a fucking house?

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tfw the airline industry is owned by the govt now

BTC will crash before AND after the halving
will never return to highs as all the miners an hero and the network dies off

I understand refineries and pipelines doing well, buy how is an oilfield service company like HAL doing good in all this?

I dont even want to be super rich you know?
I just want to not work.
I just want to live my life chilling in some cheap rural area in a fly over state.
Want to have a calm relaxing and meager life.
But for that I need money, I need to have 2 million dollars, and I have to participate in this Jewish market that i hate so much.

Tariffs dont magically increase demand

How does the stock market make sense? Does the FED own all stocks now?

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That could still wipe out shareholders. Why does everyone seem to think bailout = their bags will pump?

>what is difficulty adjustment
Jesus Christ, it's 2020 not 2013. Why do some people still don't understand how mining works?

it's because the deluded fucks that constitute our investor class think it's bullish because the price is so bad big daddy fed will have to bail them out.
I'm not even kidding, bullfags are a fucking cult at this point

I am increasingly convinced this is because they expect bailouts fast.

Come on oilchads! Teach me your ways! I am buying today, time to start making money instead of losing my ass off shorting this retarded market.

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But they will fix supply. Demand will just have to work itself out once the Chinese virus is controlled here in the US.

no one cares about what you want

VIX on the launch pad

>wait for price to get to a nice solid clear pivot point or support/resistance
>place a stop to enter the trade about 3 cents behind it
>if it breaks you enter the trade just after a new low/high is formed and it will probably keep going that way on volume
>if it can't break through you don't enter the trade in the first place and can look for confirmation of a reversal, probably placing an opposite stop above the candle that bounce off that level
>if you get into the trade, the stop goes 2-3 cents behind the candle that you entered on.

it's so easy. already made 2% today doing this.

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Oil 10.01

Here we go anons

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Airlines were already so heavily regulated and government secured that they kinda already did in all but name.

Based, I'm almost the same. I'm gonna retire when I'm 40 and shitpost and get high while watching it all collapse.

Get fucked you subhuman leech. The purpose of life is not meant to be for spending time relaxing

>on a pakistani weaving blog

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The secret Yas Forums discord link is discord gg sXDAKd2
Get in here before we close the invites
We have a interview set up with the infamous Sergey Nazarov (chainlink founder) tomorrow
nddj

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>t.

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Stock up on diesel. Start your engines.

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Invent a time machine and go back to last week and buy some PAA

As much as I love huge fat tits, I have taken the no fap pledge, starting yesterday.

Even though I FUCKING LOVE FAT TITS I cannot morally agree with pornography

The FED doesn't buy stocks. The FED loans money to other private banks, those banks buy stocks.

Perverse incentives :O
They're not technically buying equities yet thank god

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ANSWER MEEE

To the anons holding DOC what is your exit number?

Governments are also buying corporate bonds and lending directly to corporations.

NYC is unironically based but your education/skill level is too low to get the good life here.
t. Guy with top 10 MBA and years of private equity experience.

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The real price of oil right now is probably negative considering there is literally no where to store it all. All the people pumping probably are hedged at $50 or so

I really am dying. its all so tiresome

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i bought SCO and the turnaround began immediately
sorry guys

yeah.

why are stocks go up wise uncle at nintendo?

If crude goes below 10 I'm going on a rampage

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keep spamming this and I'll go spam CP on your server and get it taken down

If you are careful and know what you are doing, yes you can make some decent money playing fx.

Agreed. Just not the Federal Reserve, it's not actually allowed for them to buy equities directly.

My portfolio is 75% oil.

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>subhuman
pure Anglo

>Leech
Guarantee my job has produced more for society than yours

Alright guys, I'm in.
Looking at the end of the year and beyond.

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