>yfw negative oil prices
Yfw negative oil prices
Jacob Wright
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Elijah Gutierrez
WE ARE GOING TO GET RICH!
BUY EVERYTHING!
Joseph Adams
Hello sir, I would like to place order for 1 billion barrels please sir.
Jacob Hughes
Gavin Green
Why aren't we doing this unironically?
Colton Thompson
Because literally no one has storage anymore. They are already filling up tankers in ports. If you find some storage somewhere then go ahead.
Aaron Mitchell
Are u even for real ?
Joshua Myers
Yes!
Carter White
Because about 50 super tankers will show up and dump crude on your house, resulting in the complete decimation of life within a 50 mile radius?
Liam Morris
Even better!
Lucas Watson
Haha oil Line go up
Jonathan Wright
That’s it I’ve just purchased the worlds supply. Time to sit back and die
Ian Clark
My oil call is at 0.01, I can't even sell it because bids can't equal 0.00
Jackson Ward
LMAO
Luis Phillips
Pretty much. Luckily, Alberta decided to nationalize the oil and gas industry and put the entire revenue into a sovereign wealth fund in order to build a more diversified economy and prepare for an oil-independent future. (Oh wait, they didn't do any of that, all dividends went to private investors and their economy is now dead, whoops. )
Liam Reed
Why the fuck are these oil companies going up while oil has lost almost FIFTY FUCKING PERCENT today? It makes NO FUCKING sense at all. GO FUCKING DOWN SO I CAN BUY
Jose Hernandez
Because government another bailout is incoming.
Xavier Bailey
Wait wtf? Will they pay me to hold OIL?
Colton Martin
Yes. If you find a place to storage.
Logan Morales
> GO FUCKING DOWN SO I CAN BUY
This is why they aren't going down
Joseph Bell
I told you 4-Chang faggots 3 weeks ago to buy oil
You all laughed at me called me a retard, saying the oil stocks will go down when oil prices do
Now look who the retard is
You people already missed the dip
Chase Bennett
In addition, Kuwait had been producing oil above treaty limits established by OPEC. By the eve of the Iraqi invasion, Kuwait had set production quotas to almost 1.9 million barrels per day (300,000 m3/d), which coincided with a sharp drop in the price of oil.
Gabriel Walker
That's not needed right now though. If the libs weren't retards and allowed the pipeline to be built, this wouldn't be negatively affecting Alberta and Canada nearly as bad.
There's nothing wrong with having an oil based economy for even decades more. Oil is still needed worldwide for the foreseeable future. If the economy wasn't shut down from Corona, you would see this have a large negative effect on the green energy sector as well. Who the hell gives a fuck about "green energy" when it now costs massively more than oil.
Easton Brooks
As a Quebecker, this is making me more happy than anything else right now.
Kayden Gray
I'm guessing there is some sort of a minimum order right? Like I can't just order 10 barrels of Oil?
Ethan Nelson
>Hello yes?
>Hello, I'd like to place an order
>Sure sir, how many barrels?
>All of them
>That will be minus 9 billion dollars sir, can you please give us your bank account so we can deposit your money
Jeremiah Perez
>buy 10 million barrels of oil
>get paid tens of millions
>dump out the worthless oil and then resell the barrels it came in
EZ MONEY
Jayden Wood
I’m going to just dump all my oil in the ocean & blame BP
Colton Hughes
Stonks only go up. Oil will get bailed out by government if anything bad happens.
OPEC their worlders are fucked tho.
Nathan Flores
Based double retard
Sebastian Torres
>costs massively more than oil.
wind and solar are less expensive than fossil fuels and they have been for a while you dumbass
Tyler Williams
as a auto shop owner in the us, how can i benefit from this?
Andrew Jackson
BUY. IT. ALL!
Kevin Young
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