PSA: INSIDERS KNOW WHAT TRUMP IS GONNA SAY!

HUGE CANDLES ON OIL BEFORE SPEECH!!! GET IN WHILE YOU CAN FOR CHEAP!!!! TICKET TO THE MOON WILL BE MORE EXPENSIVE AFTER 12pm!!!

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i'm already out

I’m already all in

The time to buy was 2 seconds into market opening to then sell after you made 5% and watch the freefall I think. Who knows just my thought.

>HUGE CANDLES ON OIL
Don't see them on my bags of certificates though. It's rigged again.

Who would've thought that...

I bought in 5% of portfolio. Wish me luck.

I bought call options 2 days ago but got liquidated ;_;

I just know it's gonna moon now...

priced in cuck

These are the 5 CRAZY reasons why thinks OP is a cuck!! And he is probably right!

ROCKET PREPARING FOR LAUNCH.....STANDBY

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I think the majority of this is retail traders thinking that they're buying the dip. Maybe they're right, maybe they're wrong, but a lot of these upstream E&P companies who divested their traditional assets (like Marathon) won't exist by July 4th. Be careful buying anything that isn't a major.

It’s coming boys....this thread will be legendary...OIL RALLY

Hope you got enough fuel for this fast trip to heights nobody thought would be possible.

CALLING ALL OILNAUTS...GEAR UP AND REPORT TO YOUR STATIONS!!!

You don't get "liquidated" on call options, retard. Also you can't have bought calls 2 days ago because it was Saturday and the market is closed. Why the fuck are you larping this badly?

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you are either

a) not really in OIL, just larping for (you)s and ironman numbers on your larp thread
or
b) you are not confident on your knife catching for the oil price, if you were confident in a pump, you wouldn't tell anybody else about it

lol

>If you were confident in a pump, you wouldn't tell anybody else about it
Nope, I wanna brag when everyone loses out on these gains. I want to let biz know I bought the bottom

i am pretty much all in. oil will go up eventually. it is what makes the world go round

>you are not confident on your knife catching for the oil price
That would be me.

I just hope it doesn’t go to zero first

ROCKET HAS BEEN FUELED....ASTRONAUTS....PREPARE TO YOUR STATIONS!!!! READY FOR LIFTOFF 12 PM EST!!!

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GET IN BEFORE BIG PUMP!!!

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That's why you ALWAYS hold some money in cash. Never go all in, as it can always drop further, which is when you buy more. If oil goes up from here on out, I win. if it drops huge from here, I buy in more, and then wait until it goes up again. You literally cannot not make money doing this right now with oil.

How do I invest in oil? I have never bought a stock but I am sitting on some cash. Any help would be appreciated.

>download Robinhood (for beginners like you)
>link bank account
>deposit money
>search ticket for oil companies
>buy shares of said company

it’s literally that easy in 10 min you’ll be trading

Whats a good short term bet? Uco?

I just bought USO as an ETF...seems to be the noob way to do it

I have uso, any others good?

really? thanks user, is it really that easy?

same

what broker or where do you buy it?

Yes, it seems like a complicated process at a glance If your new, but it’s really that easy!