/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
stocktwits.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

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>oil

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First for buy my SOXL puts

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It looks like Monday crab, but honestly who the fuck knows what will happen in the morning when the premarket earnings come in.

uhh i kinda want to put my penis in it....

oh this week is so fucking easy.... stop being such a clueless bastard and accept jesus and let god's guidance help not only you but those around you too.

based and spreadpilled

i know have so little money that ive been reduced to papertrading. i am driving uber and no longer gambling.
whats a cheap, absurd bet i could make?

Lots of green ID in this /smg/

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ft.com/content/3410d523-9a29-41c3-a79b-c24d15da7413

Singapore oil trading firm Hin Leong Trading hid 800 million in losses from investors.

HSBC rumored to have 600 million exposure to Hin Leong funds.

there is hope for me... i can look at that image and become sexually engaged.... i wanna stick my dick in it... it's that beautiful... so simple... so uhhh thanks and I love it.

>progressive rock
>weed
>coffee
>stocks

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one of us... one of us.. one of us... gooble gobble one of us...

NAKEED SHTOCK OBSHUNZ

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I'm just hoping for red just this day so I can buy up some calls to sell Thursday, then figure out if we're still moving up after Friday. The stimulus bill announcement will be some easy money.

are spreads really any better?

yeah you're looking well love olive looks brilliant upon you. too

bullish af

Yas Forums in a nutshell

здp кo пp

Holy fucking shit this jolted me wide awake. This is only the tip of an iceberg. The next year is going to be fun as fuck

SPY puts if we start trending down

i don't approve of this image at all... it makes me so disgusted I will go to bed. Thanks I've seen enough

For my friends... I want to share one more kylie song before i go...

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Unironically my whole personality

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I’m gonna be richhhhh biatchhhh.

Jk, but these Tesla PUTs should bring in some cash.

My other trading account is now officially dead. $500 in UCO calls

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All this optimism is based on the idea that consumers coming out of this crisis will go back to spending like they were before. Do you think it’s likely that people are going to come out of quarantine ready to take on more debt?

>chubbyemu
supremely based, did you see the new extended farmer retard video
youtube.com/watch?v=bxGS07U-B98

imma keep buying until things drop and just assume my stop losses will save me

never bet against infinite money

They SHOULD bring in cash, but you know what else shouldn't happen? Infinite QE.

So you're risking 5000, of which you've already lost 10% of, on a bet that Jerome will run out of money and the hottest stock online besides Amazon will fail. I agree it should fail, but you're gambling as if the market is logical. It isn't.

Black oil monday for 4/20?

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>Do you think it’s likely that people are going to come out of quarantine ready to take on more debt?

yes

just mix your gin with tonic... the truth is active zinc and ions... colloidal silver... stop being retarded.

Clown market

i think KC had a severe head injury.

nah, Yas Forums is mostly
>please mr. sirs, buy this glibdogurrency, it is the needful

hmmmm
what I was really going was buying calls and puts is gambling unless you're doing sort of a hedging strategy, or selling premium. I like the idea of selling premium and selling puts to get assigned if you're lucky. But it's all gambling, and I've done well in the past by buying cheapie KO calls and PEP calls on the way down.

can you help me out and tell me what the image says? I think you either said hello or something about maternal uterine inflammation.

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