/smg/ - Stock Market General

Oil is fucked edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
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khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/breast-feeding

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
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>Screeners:
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tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
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finance.yahoo.com/
pornhub.com/tag/hapa-breeding-programs

>misc
stocktwits.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

Prior thread:

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How you doing Oil bros?

The actual barrel costs more than the oil inside.

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how hard is this gonna fuck my country? (Norway)
i have barely noticed anyone talking about oil prices in the media for weeks

tfw I'm buying up those sweet oil shares penny on the dollar this week

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>tfw bought a bunch of oil cheapies on friday

I'm fucked, aren't I?

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look on the bright side, if they dont go bankrupt you'll have even more cheapies tomorrow

Invest in barrels

ALL IN ON COOPERS

kek

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am i reading op properly?? right to left and following the panels and stuff properly?

O-O-O-
ORLY...

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left to right because it is an edit made in engrish

I hope all these v-recovery retards get fucked for believing in obvious lies and hopium.

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Based 2D OP

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Primer for oilbros and why oil is a dumpster fire. Also why tariffs won't work and why the price war is happening

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It's American

looks like whoever edited it made it left to right. it flows better

i kinda want to expose my self to Tanada, so she can see my payroll and give some interpretations of my bank statements. She's a fucking accountant...

oh no wonder it seemed so backward.... thanks friend.

AUTOPARTS
OW!
I'm guessing their earnings will be shit? Nobody driving means nobody needing autoparts.

You better have some cash leftover to DCA or your just a bag holder at this point

I think I'm going to hold on, in hopes that Orange Man intervenes to save the US fracking industry.

it wouldn't even begin to pay for the last 6 years of buying the dip

no probs

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That would be admitting that his deal wasn't a good one
We need the petrodollar now more than ever. This price war wasn't a case of "bad timing" at all.

>manga left to right

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SHOULD I DAYTRADE SPY CALLS TOMORROW?

show me yer puts

ima send this image to my brother.

Well....sell shovels in a gold rush and all.

yeah... i uhh... got confused... just be thankful there was an op who kept the thread alive.

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>We need the petrodollar now more than ever.
Checked and thank you for not being a retard. Too many anons here don't understand this.

Its free money, the stocks never go down

nope... just be patient. and your oportunity is in front of you... just understand when it's time to go... you don't hesitate and you make it happen.

Thinking of buying 50/50 FRO (short term investment) and XOM (long term) when they get retardedly low. It will be my first stock purchase. What do you guys think?

futures finna bouta doing nothing

OK THANK YOU THIS IS ALSO MY THOUGHT PROCESS ESPECIALLY SINCE ITS BEEN PUMPING EOD

so... what is short term investing in your eyes?

why didnt you buy at 30? bro the bottom has come and passed unless the shanghai shivers turn people into zombies its all priced in ... gas is 2.20 IN CALIFORNIA

I just spent 70 bucks at O'Reilly.

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>oil chads keep doubling down
>techs already made back its loses
Who's the real chad?

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baggie why are (you) still not my gay lover? are you racist or something?

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Just don't day trade using puts. Day trade only using calls, that way if you fuck up and miss the bottom for your puts, which may never come back, you don't have to worry.
Buy calls at the obvious low, then sell at the EOD pump. Works until it doesn't.

me.... i kinda am chad.

I have a shit ton of cash waiting for this supposed second leg down.

You missed low for FRO.

Panels left to right, word bubbles right to left.

... i think. Thats the way that makes most sense to me at least.

Pretty high potential top though

Real chad, buying at ATH.

im not interested in being a homosexual... you can take that lgbtqLMNO open gay sex shit.... and just understand i'm never going to be that guy... thanks for the question. oh... as far as racism... yeah people are different and i respect cultures.. im always happy to learn more... thanks again, but yeah im off limits and not going to be your gay lover.... not today my friend.

Yea the more the bigger picture comes into focus, this looks like a coordinated russia/saudi takedown of America.

incomming tech bubble you pretentious prick zucc my uncut oil cawk

Trump better intervene to save the fracking industry this week or we are all fucked.

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I put my money where my mouth is unlike all these pussy bulltards. New ATH? Go fucking buy some calls, cunt!

Why are you always so angry at the pissed off internet man, Mike? It makes your streams uncomfortable.