0 frens

The key is having a chad brother a year older than you who does the legwork of making friends and setting up social events and stuff, and just being a chill lurker no one minds being included. It also doesn't require any effort to maintain the relationships since they're his friends not mine but I still get all the benefits. Honestly dope af

Yes user here you go, the key to your life, and all of your happiness

Heed me, as I am the issuer for your freedom on this earth.

No you fucking goober figure it out yourself that’s why it would have value

So two of us is one whole fren

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i was able to fake it in school just enough to get 3 good friends

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Get into lifting weights. Once you progress to a certain level you'll need a gym buddy for certain lifts.

If my wife and two kids arent included then i have 0, outside of them i have 0 that care about me and i them. If you get a good wife and kids you have made it

How do you get a good wife with no friends? Don't they want to you be social and have some type of status?

pretty close, most of my "friends" have turned into absolute jackasses lately who fucking hate everything, and go into insane detail about how much they hate something. it's pretty fucking annoying. makes me feel pretty alone even around them.

if you really need to be spoon-fed pick something from this
artofmanliness.com/articles/hobbies-for-men/
As you explore individual ones, evaluate whether you are really interested in it. people will be able to sniff out fake interest.

This.
As you get old you lose a lot of friends for several reasons, and you don't get new ones.

to add, i got into the valorant "marketing beta" and i was enjoying it, it was new and i expressed enjoying it and it was met with absolute disgust and 100 different reasons why the game was trash, copy-pasta and just sucked. now, i like it a bit less. it's pretty fucking gay. i just wanted to like something... i was enjoying myself and they shit all over it

I don't have any friends, either. My thoughts often drift towards traumatic experiences I've suffered (which I feel deeply scared to relate because they were the result of me being a stupid asshole or the things that I'm upset about will sound completely petty and trivial to you and you'll probably tell me that I've earned this hell I am confined in) and they make me lapse into uncontrollable episodes of psychotic anger that cannot be soothed yet I cannot help but scream, hit, and throw things in order to gain some sense of catharsis. The only company I keep are co-workers and strangers who despise me and have no respect for me and I, in turn, hate them and fantasize about murdering them. I can feel my mind hemorrhaging constantly like my brain has been punctured from the inside out by a phalanx of swords; I feel like I've become a crusty, bitter old man with the emotional maturity of a seven year old. I was supposed to be happy when I grew up, I was supposed to be the most powerful man in the world, the greatest single human who ever lived, and I feel a deep sense of frustration about how that destiny has been denied from me. I wish somebody would help me but I know there is nobody who can help me because everyone is my enemy and they would all laugh and cheer as they watch me getting dragged down to hell by a noose as they would learning that my life has turned out to be my own personal hell. You'll probably despise me for drunk on my own self-pity but who else is there to pity me for my suffering when I'm all alone? Believe me, I've tried to muster the courage to climb out of this pit and my attempt was a miserable failure that made me a worse person than I was before. Hope, competence, confidence, and the ability to hold coherent conversations and not come off as creepy are luxuries you've taken for granted that I've never had for myself.

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i'm fucked then, i pushed a lot of them away because i simply couldn't fucking handle the persistent negativity anymore. i constantly felt smaller and wedged into a trench of negativity. i like to think im open to a lot of shit, the good- the bad- the ugly, i'll accept it all at least once to see what its about then formulate an opinion afterwards. i don't judge shit prematurely like they have constantly been doing

Yes. Friends are overrated.

I would be your friend if you want to, but you probably wouldn't want to...

Had zero friends so I rushed and bought them

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Get rid of your negative thoughts and move on. Your life will be much better. It takes some effort but is achievable.

You did fine, if it wasn't just a phase and they constantly turn you down.
I mean, you're a friend, not a dumpster for their negative feelings.
People with narrow perspectives tighten your own perspectives, that too.
Here's why i lurk often here, because i can learn from other people, sometimes i can just have fun, i can be free to be myself all the time.

Tried it before many times but my life is a path down which every step I take is a rusted nail breaching the soles of my boots and piercing my feet. The results of taking your advice are fleeting at best.

>does any else here have like 0 frens IRL???
No. A few university and workplace friends.

>what are you going to do when you make it?
More than halfway through or even almost already made it. Life's so much better than when I look back 10-15 years on how autistic I was. I still am but have learned to fake it to an extent.

>does it get easier with 0 frens when you make it?
No. Always good to have friends but don't mistake toxic acquaintances as friends. Weed them out of your life immediately.

>does any else here have like 0 frens IRL???
pretty much. I just moved and all my friend are hundred if not thousands of miles away. plus I had a falling out with some so even if I was there its not the same. my closest friend is my ex from HS who lives thousands of miles away and we talk maybe once a month.

>what are you going to do when you make it?
give a good amount away to family, friends(when I make some), and to the people of my church( when I find one). I personally view money as a way to be comfortable idc about flashy things or showing off. I just wanna be left alone if that makes sense.

>does it get easier with 0 frens when you make it?
while I haven't made it I can say that nothing truly makes up for human companionship. no amount of money,sex,drugs etc can make up for true love whether it be from Christ ,friends or family.

>i don't have frens either OP
>it's okay being alone
>the only things
>that love autistic,s like us
>are the things in our dreams
>because in reality we can only love ourselves

same with me i was already jacking off before the lockdowns