AHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET
FUCKED

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WTF IS HAPPENING?
IS MONDAY RED MONDAY?

stocks only go up

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I do not like the way this girl is laughing at me

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lol at all the retards buying oil stocks last week. meanwhile i'll be scooping them up for pennies on the dollar once we hit the real bottom.

i made some off APA. Plan to buy more once we hit a dip. you think we hit the march 18 dip? I want XOM at 30.

same, I was warning retards about the Saudis fucking the market on thursday and friday last week.

can't wait to buy a bunch of shares for cheap

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>Muh real bottom

You’re gonna miss the bottom. We are headed back to work

Get outta town.

RED SUNDAY = ______ MONDAY

NEWFINLANDFAGGOTSCHOKEONAWEINER

How do i invest in oil?

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I really wish the same will happen to gold.

>download stock trading app
>link bank account
>buy oil IPOs

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bruh niggas i tell you wiy cracka asses finna PETRODOLLAH finna blow nigga, out with these white ol men. RUSSIA 2020 IRAN 2020

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who the hell knows. i would say yes but the fed seems to be determined to prevent the stock market from really tanking. i think oil stocks will definitely come down a bit though.

>he fed seems to be determined to prevent the stock market from really tanking
fully agree. pissing me off too. we should have more pull back. story is still developing though and we just may.

hey guys, tell me what i can buy to profit from this besides oil company stocks? wish there was a direct way to buy oil price itself.

You don’t buy the bottom, you buy on the way down

Also, just buy Exxon if you believe we are near the bottom

-mumu

no more mumu xD

Chevron up 9%, shell up 5.5%, bp up 7.2%
Can someone pls explain

All in on HAL at the bottom

its not trading hours
wait till monday morning

Up 9% from when? Talking about futures?

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I bought the bottom

Oilkeks on suicide watch

Aussie here, markets are open in australia, and theyre mooning

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>mooning

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Australia is going to have the harshest collapse out of everyone.

>40 year housing bubble?
>no GFC recession?
GET FUCKED

Wowzers. Deflationary collapse into hyperinflation, here we go.
Maloney was right.