/smg/ - Stock Market General

stock death edition
the contango prophecy fulfilled

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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
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>Educational Sites:
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nhentai.net/tag/inflation

>Free Chart:
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>Screeners:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
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>misc
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biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
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FIRST RIP OIL

Fuck Chyna.

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orangeman needs to start talking already and send futures to the moon

Earnings plays anyone?

>bears are now triumphant
the worst timeline

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I went all in to SPXS @ 12.80 or so. I mean literally all in.

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FOR EONS (4 WEEKS) HAVE WE SUFFERED

>implying Trump isn't about to tell America that he will put sanctions on all foreign oil

Baka

Trips decide when will oil get to 0$.

THEY WERE PLAYING THE LONG GAME FROM THE VERY START
FUCK WE FELL FOR IT

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why would oil gap up ?

rock solid unbreakable support at 2850
feels bullish

you bought ten shares?

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Anyone considering banks? Bank of America has a killer dividend and is still at a good discount relative to the pre-coronahoax price.

> bull get to enjoy literally decades of green
> bear have to contempt wit ha few weeks
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BEARS ARE TRIUMPHANT NOOOOOOOO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

FUTURES

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How does WTI oil future roll-over affect USO price?

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Bumping this also how does it effect UCO?

Bear desperation

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Sleep Country, Canada!

Why buy a long position anywhere else? TING

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USO is tracking the front month future, so its constantly contracts,taking contango loss, same as VXX in normal vix contango

>down 100 points

literally nothing

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how did this happen?

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NO NO NO NO I FINALLY BOUGHT CALLS LAST WEEK!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
youtu.be/zZuZPqsyRKE

blessed

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Is this it? This is EVERYTHING you have bears?

Not even being able to crash the futures on open?

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My "buy the rumor, sell the news" big play was buying a bunch of MRO in anticipation of Orange Man slapping tariffs on foreign oil. Can't wait to cash out with a cheeky profit.

>inb4 he won't slap tariffs

Do you think America can afford to lose its oil autonomy as it's on the brink of war with China?

My only question is, buy now or wait for earnings on May 5? They'll probably be eating a big red dick because 99% of their sales are retail, but otoh, mattress demand is pretty much independent of anything else

>bears unable to push S&P500 below 2850
>oil already rising in price

SERIOUSLY? THIS IS ALL?

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Where my oil bros at

He almost certainly slap tariff because it would be admitting that the deal he was so proud of failed, it would be going against the deal as well and although SA went against its spirit, it didn't go against the letter of it (which, by the way, included reduction of US production).

Tesla won’t GAP up tomorrow. Right bros.... I’m scared....

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They've started buying June contracts now since they had so much of May they were breaking the rules. I believe 20% is in June. Contango still deadly for USO though. DO NOT BUY USO FOR LONG HOLD NIGGERS

God damn what a horrible roll-over, almost 30% going to lose lots of tendies on contango.

what do you think about HAL

I have to buy it all in one big purchase because it's an OTC stock
I also have to look up if there is any special tax bullshit that I have to deal with buying canadastocks and getting paid leafdivs

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>entire world economy is collapsing
>reaching new all time high in stocks
One of these things is not real.

Right here, bought US oil stocks when they hit their lowest point a while back on the assumption that the US wouldn't just let its oil companies go under. Feels good man.

>shorting Tesla before 900
bruh

>shorting a stock that went up 10 consecutive days
Theres fish smarter than you

based retard

May contracts are at 24 now and June are 29. When the rollover happens you will lose the difference so $5. This happens every month. If you want to play oil and you think the price will be higher in the future then open a futures account and buy one of the contracts that still has many months to expiration.
The problem is when you do the rollover and go from the 24 to 29 dollar price, you can expect the 29 dollar price to very quickly converge to 24. Keep doing this and your stack dwindles

>2850 broken

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>bears broke the 2850
FUCK

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To be fair it will certainly crash before July 17th

I'm a leaf so I can literally just buy it with no fees, no commission, and no currency conversion

All leaf brokers automatically sign you up for US trading but we get dicked hard by exchange rates and dividend tax so it's fair

Keep in mind if you're an American getting paid in leaf divvied that CAD is a shitcoin

>we're probably going below 2800
fuck me

us doesnt have oil autonomy

>it went up 10 days in a row
>therefor it must go up 11 days in a row
What kind of thinking is this called?

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>literally implying Trump won't do everything in his power to sustain the US fracking industry
>implying energy autonomy isn't vital during wartime

Why do you think Hitler invaded North Africa? History repeats itself. We are witnessing history tonight, lads. Trump has ramped up his anti-China rhetoric significantly this past week. Just last night he called China's numbers completely false. I predict foreign oil tariffs and the confirmation that Covid-19 is a bioweapon.

We’re gonna make it bro

America is literally the biggest oil producer in the world, retard. We are not dependent on foreign oil as before.

>no fees, no commission, and no currency conversion
which broker you use
>dicked hard on exchange rates
why not do Norbits Gambit so you can have some USD on hand.

Common sense you don’t leverage short a stock thats rallying that long. Good thing you retards don’t have any real money to lose.

gambler's fallacy, thinking it has to go down because it's been up for 10 days is also gambler's fallacy

Thinking about shorting retail stock options.

Just texted a buddy explaining my reasoning, but department stores are at substantial risk during this time.

They are essentially, resellers of designers brands..

With online retail taking off right now, and brick and mortar retail closed, these stores, are at substantial risk by having to employee people, having to pay for real estate not being utilized, and hanging on to slow moving inventory that has to compete with online sales.

>TICKERS

$GPS
$M
$JCP
$JWN
$KSS
$DDS
$DBI
$TJX

All bull traps right now

Thoughts?

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>>it went up 10 days in a row
>>therefor it must go up 11 days in a row
>What kind of thinking is this called?
Don't short until the trend is down. You're looking for lower highs and lower lows before you even think about selling. You're trying to time the reversal. This is a loser's game

OH NO NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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ORANGEMAN LIVE RIGHT NOW

Don't lewd my stocks, bro.

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Someone tell me what they think about $BX.

but I'm also buying in CAD so the div yield comes through properly. unless CAD continues to devalue vs USD forever, then Oh well

I want to buy it! if I'm going to have a first adventure buying OTC canadastocks, I want SLEEP COUNTRY to be the one. Because I like the name and I love sleeping

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So SPY puts it is?

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guys, if trump throws tarrifs, what happens to companies such ash RDS.A/B?

I want to short some earnings... fuck the president is talking I'll be back after I will stand and salute this man.. I appreciate him and want to give him my full attention.

>tfw held an inverse etf over the weekend
>4 grand in it
>also oil

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Bear powerlevel is greater than Bull powerlevel today

also @mods,

I can develop the feature to embed stock prices directly in threads when we $LINK to them

maybe create a userscript and submit?

>which broker do you use
wealthsimple
>why not do norbits gambit
because wealthsimple is shit and doesn't let you hold USD

in Canada you get to choose between a really awful, truly terrible no commission broker (wealthsimple), $10 comission online brokers (Questrade), or boomer bank brokers (TD Direct Investing, BMO, etc)

what REALLY grinds my gears is that Canadians don't get access to TD Ameritrade

different oil blends

My Other Position is $500 of UCO $3 Calls exipring in July on my TD ameritrade account.

Admittedly, I’m up a lot in the all time. My all time return is 400%+, but my 1 month return is -70%

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