/smg/ - Stock Market General

gonna need more oil storage edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management:
pastebin.com/wedwGjmQ

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/breast-feeding

>Free Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>misc
stocktwits.com/
biopharmcatalyst.com
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
fintel.io/
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
google.com

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what's his name again, candleja

What oil stocks you buying this week lads?

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>buying anything next week

>buying
Nah
>placing puts
Yes

>just figured out how to look at future stock prices

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This

NO! STOP HIM

Watch this shit shoot up 8%

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How hard will this dead cat bounce fall?

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We may retest new lows or hit above previous ones. There's no real way of telling, but it'll be a leg down for sure.

We're seeing an abnormal tech bubble forming here again at the bottom of the market, which makes little sense. All time highs in a lot of key tech companies, including Tesla (which is forming a textbook bubble graph).

When earnings release and the big boys exit, it might be catastrophic.

Big boys never entered. Historical cash reserves and historical low volume on this uptrend.

Warren and the turtle looking guy have not bought anything either lol

ALL IN ON SPXS BABYYY 12.80 AVERAGE WOOOOOO

This is worse than 29. The delusion is scary.

Doing it wrong. The correct format is "his name was candlejack, rig

>tfw immune to candlejack because im based

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Well we may be getting a $2000 govt check soon. It's a proposed thing included in the latest relive package that they're kicking around. Hey, I'm all for more free money that I don't really need. Bank it for a rainy day.

Just thinking about the real crash thats about to happen.

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I bought them in March

>bank it
>as money gets devalued over time

It looks like the BAM meme is losing steam. Should I sell my position and get into BX instead?

What do yall think of my portfolio?

I will update over the next 3 months with my wins/losses

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How do I invest in qt anime girls?

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>What do yall think of my portfolio?
I'm desperately trying to think of a meme reply that fully incorporates the extent of your retardation but it seems like such a meme doesn't exist.

What is that fat, ugly, balding, pig-nosed, pasty thing? Surely anons don't take financial advice from that monstrosity...

>i only listen to beautiful people
ngmi

Does anyone else ever feel like the only other person in these threads is just Baggie samefagging?

Buy production committee stock, Kadokawa (TYO: 9468) and Bushiroad (TYO: 7803) to name a few. Also any other "kono bangumi wa grand sponsah oh Christmas" company.

tell us senpai

It's a Yas Forums jannie and completely unrelated to biz but some gay faggot is in love with him constantly posts those shit pics here.

You're going to feel like a dope when you see how much cash this makes me.

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3% XLK
2% SPYG
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