STILL HAVEN'T RECEIVED STIMULUS

>STILL HAVEN'T RECEIVED STIMULUS

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Your bank can take it to settle debts you Have.

>Payment Status Not Available

>According to information that we have on file, we cannot determine your eligibility for a payment at this time.

>For more information on the eligibility rules, see our Frequently Asked Questions page.

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>payment status not available

Got my Merkelbux today, amerifats

get fucked OP nigger

>We will update once we have a payment date

I have no debts imperial, can you say the same?

Same

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Same fren. Same.

THIS
ITS BEEN 2 DAYS SINCE I LAST USED THE SYSTEM WTF

Britfag here, how long will it take you burgers to get your stimmy onto Coinbase?

How long till riots?

stimulus check - unemployment - CVG
halp

>california
i got on unemployment a few days shy of a year ago. my unemployment year/claim is about to end. i exhuasted all my state benefits about 6months ago.
can i get an unemployment extension and collect the $600 federal benefits for the next 13 weeks?
>i assumed i was within the timeframe window to"re-open a claim" but the website is hinting that i will be ineligible if i have not received a payment within the last 24days,

>banned from making new thread

>filed in 2018
WHERE ARE MY TRUMPBUX I WANT THEM NOW AAAAAAAA

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> Changed accounts two years ago.
> Closed the old account.
> Filed one year ago with new account.
> Stimulus was direct deposited to old account.
> No way to change that information.
> "Fraud protection."
> For $1,200 that they can print into existence.
Fuck this gay stimulus.

Same here. And when I check the stupid tool on the IRS's webpage it just says it can't determine at this time if I'm eligible for one or not. Yet, my father received his Wednesday and we both filed through the same tax service so the only explanation I can think of is because I filed two weeks after him that I'll receive mine next week. I hope I'm not one of the millions who's stimulus got fucked up from the "glitch".

Eat my morbidly obese ass, faggot.

SANTUS

STIMULUS

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same. I guess the return didn't process yet. I hope it updates.

That's a relief, we don't want to create hyperinflation now do we?

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STIMULATE ME, DADDY

Has your 2019 processed?

It's been like this for me since Wednesday. Meanwhile, my friend got his first thing on Wednesday morning. And a bunch of people her on biz as well. GIMME MY TRUMPBUX.

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WHERE IS IT GRUMPF
WHERE ARE MY DRUMPF BUX
YOU FUCJKING ORANGE FUCKI
I PAID MY FUCKING TAXES WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It's because the IRS has concluded you don't have enough good boy points

Not OP, but I filed my 2019 returns back in February, and got them direct deposited in March. So I know they have my information on file. I wish they had representatives there I could speak to but because of this shutdown they don't have anyone there. So I'm just SOL until who knows when.

You getting borisbux?

4 days after most folk get their stimmies
Normally it'd be 3 days but on the 3rd day most folk are only just recovering from the hangover

get a job

>didn't pay taxes the last 2 years
I'm not going to get any money am I?

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No user, you'd best just have sleeps snuggling with teddy