Chainlink

Remember when people made fun of linkies crazy theory that the market crashed to buy cheap linkies.
Now, lets wind back the clock a bit:

Who are one of the largest bitcoin holders?
Winklevoss Twins
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-06-26/winklevoss-s-wealth-doubles-as-bitcoin-surges-to-18-month-high
But a lot of their money is tied to certain hedge funds that they can't simply move without attracting attention from other market makers. So what better way to liquidate some of their positions then to follow the pandemic-market-crash? Bitcoin crated and chainlink strangely crashed much more. It crashed so much, that it went to 0 on binance with bots going crazy and very old sketchy orders being filled.

1 month later chainlink somehow regains all the buying pressure it had before this and some big wallets keep buying more and more and more (the top 1% keeps buying more, being the 1.8 in march the biggest buying phase since september of last year!) and link starts somehow approaching ath again in sats

A couple of days later, gemini is announced
gemini.com/blog/chainlink-dai-and-orchid-support-coming-soon (the Winklevoss exchange) and he starts tweeting about link
beincrypto.com/tyler-winklevoss-cheers-link-marines-says-he-owns-none-yet/
(he owns none yet...).
They fucking did it. They crashed the whole thing to buy link under $2.

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honestly? after the tweets, not that far-fetched. The timing is suspicious

sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

Just got extra 0.1 LINK from swinging.

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Those fucking niggers
I bought at $4,40 and only have 3000 LINK
I could have had much more

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Chainlink has been proven to be a scam on reddit. Doubt they'll be buying after this

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The current state of link pasta is truly depressing

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pretty sure one of the winklevii were here telling anons as much. after all, who values anonymity the most?

When?

This is so fucking bullish I am growing back my chest hair!

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Checked. Link to thread?

If assblaster was a winklejew I was a link marine for most of the time

stop noticing things, goys

go back to buying bitcoin, eth, and ripple, ok

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Based OP
You're clearly batshit crazy, but your theory could definitely have some truth to it.
I don't know about crashing the whole system to buy LINK, the Winklevoss bros have too much BTC to do something that will harm bitcoin's image. Had Bitcoin not crashed, we'd be on the moon with a proven recession-resistant store of value, instead we're defending its use case.
So I really doubt they'd be so shortsighted to orchestrate dumping BTC. But I certainly could get behind the idea that they capitalized on the opportunity to buy cheap LINK ahread of announcing the Gemini exchange listing.

Interesting theory, user.

Didn't Assblaster get doxed? Or did that turn out not to be him? Honestly I would not be surprised at all at all if one or both of them were Yas Forumsraelis

>hi

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Ok but are Fortune 500 companies really integrating Bitcoin now?

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Assblasster is the son Blythe Masters. Yes.

Can someone give me the QRD on that picture with the hypothesized Blythe Masters and the feet?
Also she doesn't have any children?

Nephew, not son. Sorry. It’s the guy who was fixed through Twitter. That’s how we knew about Blythe before she even was related to Link.
Then there was a Turkish professor philanthropist who was working for the Rockefeller foundation. He didn’t pop up anywhere yet, but I’m sure he will.

>Can someone give me the QRD on that picture with the hypothesized Blythe Masters and the feet?
No. Go read archives, everything is there.

Her nephew was rubbing her feet? That's just weird
But fuck I'm getting hard just thinking of Blythe Masters + Chainlink (harder than usual if only thinking about Blythe, that is)

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Murat Armbruster?

What does it mean?

heil

There is something weird about these two. Do they have Bog power?

No it was Dan Kochis
>tfw i shook dans hand meaning I touched mommy’s feet by proxy

Checked, seem to be some sort of understudies.